Dianna I think you are forgetting other important parts of being a man....
We can jack off in the shower without the use of a powerful showerhead...
We can tell a lie like no one's business....especially when you ask if you look fat in a pair of jeans...we don't care as long as you suck dick!
We pee standing up too, infact I can write KB in the snow.
We also are very good at hiding money from women...
When it comes to money and chicks I hide my shit like a Haffikomen on Pesach!
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