Ulfie - NO NO NO
those guys have a fucking megaphone
It's too phallic and just fucking wrong
I want football, I want pit beef to eat, I want beer and I want hot babes on the sidelines shaking their pom poms - life as it should be - and damn fine at that - the American way!!
True story - at the game yesterday - my wife says "What are you thinking about (why do women ask that fucking question, they never really want to know the answer)?
I said -"About how those cheerleaders would look naked? You know they really should be naked on the sidelines
"
She said "too much jiggling going on for nudity"
At that point I decided not to answer
