I just take off the aluminum foil cap that I normally wear and once again I can hear the microwaves that the CIA likes to beam into my mind in order to control me. The hard part is in keeping from falling under the mind beam control stream and running naked down the beach while chanting Bush is a god I will do his bidding.
As long as I keep my ankles wrapped in duct tape and eat lots of popcorn I am able to resist for 18.5 minutes per day and just enjoy the pornographic carnage of news brought to us by the bimbo of the day who is dressed in the latest fashions.
I also read CNN's web site and the local Sun-sentinel's web site plus often have the television on while building web sites of nasty pics.
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