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gonzo 02-11-2011 03:12 AM
Just Watched Middle Men
 
The guys were right Chris Mallick has such an ego he had to make a movie about himself to feed it.

Interesting points in it..
- He takes credit for being the brains in what I suppose is supposed to be Epoch/Paycom. Funny those of us that were around know that this was a large business way before Chris was a part of it.

- If 247billing is supposed to be Epoch/Paycom then I guess that makes Clay and Joel drug addicts and pedos? At least thats how he portrayed them in the movie oh and morons.

I guess the most interesting point is this movie cost 20 million to make but didnt even crack a million at the box office. And after its released all the sudden epassporte cant pay? For a guy that in the movie fixes impossible problems I guess he found the first one he couldnt fix.

DannyCox 02-11-2011 10:44 AM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
Chris Mallick invented the Adult Internet! Deal with it!

gonzo 02-11-2011 10:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DannyCox (Post 838097)
Chris Mallick invented the Adult Internet! Deal with it!
He inventing a better way of jerking off!
And saved us from terrorists!

softball 02-11-2011 01:49 PM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
Porn people are terrible film makers. Why oh why do they think they are actually making films when they make porn vids? Kinda like those Boogie Nights guys.

EmporerEJ 02-12-2011 02:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 838098)
He inventing a better way of jerking off!
And saved us from terrorists!
No silly, that was me.

:okthumb:

Hell Puppy 02-13-2011 05:13 AM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
never let facts get in the way of a good story.

or in this case, never let facts get in the way of....a story...

RawAlex 02-13-2011 10:45 AM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
Mallick and Al Gore... two peas in a pod.

softball 02-13-2011 11:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 838105)
Mallick and Al Gore... two peas in a pod.
ahhhh....yeah..sure....right. Things that make your go hmmmmmm.

Evil Chris 02-14-2011 11:21 AM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
I still haven't seen it. I'm afraid it might make me sick.

gonzo 02-17-2011 09:48 AM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
Details magazine just broke it off in him

"After earning a fortune processing online-porn payments, Chris Mallick spent $32 million to make Middle Men, a movie about his fabulous rise. It bombed—but that was just the beginning of his problems. Inside the crash of Hollywood's most narcissistic film project."

tony404 02-17-2011 10:43 AM
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its not a documentary. But it was chris who said wait if we use lotion jerking off will go smoother, rumor has it he had serious financial interest in the jergens corporation. lol

gonzo 02-17-2011 11:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 838144)
its not a documentary. But it was chris who said wait if we use lotion jerking off will go smoother, rumor has it he had serious financial interest in the jergens corporation. lol
Nonono

HE INVENTED JERKING OFF!

LAJ 02-17-2011 11:46 AM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
I'm still fumed over the fact that I wanted to audition for a role in the movie and wasn't given the chance. lol...

DannyCox 02-17-2011 06:10 PM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
Sorry LAJ, you're just not sleazy enough! ;)

LAJ 02-18-2011 01:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DannyCox (Post 838147)
Sorry LAJ, you're just not sleazy enough! ;)
Haha... I'll take that.

gonzo 02-24-2011 02:31 AM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
http://www.details.com/culture-trend...?currentPage=1

RawAlex 02-24-2011 05:50 PM
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That article makes him out to be such a rube.

gonzo 02-25-2011 01:47 PM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 838175)
That article makes him out to be such a rube.
I wonder if Ron Cadwell and Tony Morgan still go over for Sunday dinner... he must be a good cook.

RawAlex 02-27-2011 11:54 PM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
I was actually thinking how tonight must be such a hard night for Chris Mallick.

He created the ultimate Hollywood blockbuster, with everything in it: stars, an interesting story, naked women, money, an uplifting tale of how a man got rich on the backside of everyone else. It was a boxoffice disaster.

On the other hand, you have "The Social Network" about a bunch of nerdy college kids who lucked onto something by accident, written by some nobody named Sorkin, that is nominated to an Academy award.

Life just isn't fair for Chris Mallick. He should be king.

EmporerEJ 02-28-2011 06:24 PM
Re: Just Watched Middle Men
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 838213)
I was actually thinking how tonight must be such a hard night for Chris Mallick.

He created the ultimate Hollywood blockbuster, with everything in it: stars, an interesting story, naked women, money, an uplifting tale of how a man got rich on the backside of everyone else. It was a boxoffice disaster.

On the other hand, you have "The Social Network" about a bunch of nerdy college kids who lucked onto something by accident, written by some nobody named Sorkin, that is nominated to an Academy award.

Life just isn't fair for Chris Mallick. He should be king.
Not even Nominated!
Insult I say....Insult!

JFK 03-05-2011 01:51 PM
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saw the movie inflight, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be:rolleyes:

EmporerEJ 03-05-2011 03:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 838315)
saw the movie inflight, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be:rolleyes:
Am I in it?

JFK 03-05-2011 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 838321)
Am I in it?
are YOU ?? recognised a few people, , didnt see you ;)

EmporerEJ 03-05-2011 06:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 838324)
are YOU ?? recognised a few people, , didnt see you ;)
Oh, NOW I gotta watch it.
Put a bid in on Ebay.
I ain't gonna pay THAT much to watch it.
:-)

They actually made "backer Cards" for this movie.
Got his full 22 mill worth!

JFK 03-05-2011 06:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 838327)
Oh, NOW I gotta watch it.
Put a bid in on Ebay.
I ain't gonna pay THAT much to watch it.
:-)

They actually made "backer Cards" for this movie.
Got his full 22 mill worth!
all bullshit aside, the movie is not that bad, bit of slow start, but its OK overall. Seen a whole bunch of people watching it in the plane on a couple of different trips:)

EmporerEJ 03-05-2011 06:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 838329)
all bullshit aside, the movie is not that bad, bit of slow start, but its OK overall. Seen a whole bunch of people watching it in the plane on a couple of different trips:)
Well, I got the perfect excuse for buying movies I wouldn't normally buy just for me....

24HRDVDS.com

:waving:

JFK 03-05-2011 07:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 838330)
Well, I got the perfect excuse for buying movies I wouldn't normally buy just for me....

24HRDVDS.com

:waving:
:okthumb::okthumb:


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