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sarettah

11-08-2010 10:18 PM

From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

And it didn't even take me two weeks.

:yowsa:

moneyman

11-09-2010 07:58 AM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 836954)

And it didn't even take me two weeks.

:yowsa:

How?:scratchin

sarettah

11-09-2010 08:53 AM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by Mark_Paxum (Post 836958)

How?:scratchin

With a snip snip here and a tuck tuck there
and a couple of la de das
thats how you fix some screwed up code
in the merry old land of.... un...err.... Oprano, yeah, that's the ticket :yowsa:

Rcourt64

11-09-2010 09:10 AM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 836960)

With a snip snip here and a tuck tuck there
and a couple of la de das
thats how you fix some screwed up code
in the merry old land of.... un...err.... Oprano, yeah, that's the ticket :yowsa:

merry old what? where? ...huh? ....they load so fast cuz there's no more traffic to compete with.
Merry my ass. :hmm:

moneyman

11-09-2010 10:02 AM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

Board loads fast for me nice going

sarettah

11-09-2010 10:14 AM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by Mark_Paxum (Post 836963)

Board loads fast for me nice going

Unfortunately I have nothing to do with the page load on Oprano. :(

Rcourt64

11-09-2010 03:21 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

At least it doesn't have that papa smuf look aound here anymore.

sarettah

11-09-2010 04:47 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 836975)

At least it doesn't have that papa smuf look aound here anymore.

What's a Smuf?

Rcourt64

11-09-2010 10:27 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

Smurf man it's smurf. I forgot the r.
WTF?

sarettah

11-09-2010 11:18 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 836999)

Smurf man it's smurf. I forgot the r.
WTF?

What choo mean WTF? You're the one that forgot the fucking r, not me.

sheez

moetheman

11-17-2010 01:43 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 836954)

And it didn't even take me two weeks.

:yowsa:

This one took me a couple of days to optimize for speed, but I think I did well:

www.ezilikonnen.com

Threw every trick in my book at it.

Did the SEO and submission too (hell, I did the whole thing except for the content) and it's all over the first page on Google for all the search queries for it that matter :)

Hand coded markup all the way, took obscene amounts of work, I'll never do THAT again for a client, even family like him :)

MOE

sarettah

11-17-2010 02:43 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by moetheman (Post 837096)

This is what I was working on http://www.nylonsonly.com/

It was for one of the members here. Knocked down the number of queries going on dramatically.

I would post a link to the original that I started with but I would have to do some work to get it pointing back at all the old pages involved.

moetheman

11-17-2010 03:11 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 837097)

Right on. Oh, I can tell you did some good work on there :)
Nice and fast.
Cool site too. I haven't done any porn work for like ever . . .
Jquery is THE way to go too (as I can tell you know), I remember a couple of years ago when I first heard about it before it became as popular as it is now, I was like RIGHTEOUS
MOE

gonzo

11-17-2010 06:22 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 837097)

Good to see Graham got the script work after being hosed by the douchebag that started out writing it.

softball

11-17-2010 08:03 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 837104)

Good to see Graham got the script work after being hosed by the douchebag that started out writing it.

Sarettah did an amazing job. It might be finished soon. He told me about two weeks.

Toby	11-18-2010 10:41 AM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 837106)

Sarettah did an amazing job. It might be finished soon. He told me about two weeks.

The site is coming along nicely, I check on it periodically to see the progress. Building up a nice library of clips. I have something in the works in that regard. I'll get in touch when I have the content in hand.

gonzo

11-18-2010 03:04 PM

Re: From 6 second + page load to < 1 second page load

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 837106)

Sarettah did an amazing job. It might be finished soon. He told me about two weeks.

I could have told you that.

He has match books that say flip for an instant quote on ANY programming.

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