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That's funny as hell! :lmao1:

The "nut shot" is my favorite!

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Dude, earlier that night, that sombrero was on my head.

But I got it from Brad Mitchell first.

... Glad I got that action early ^.^

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Would you do business with this man?

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The main problem with those pictures is that he is covered in Busch Light and Heineken beer cans! No self respecting Canadian would ever get that drunk drinking crappy beer like that, it just shouldn't happen! We'll need to deport him to the US to be with everyone else that just can't drink beer! :yowsa:

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Obviously, self respect was not a major concern. :rolleyes:

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Personally, I think they took it easy on him.

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I know it speaks for itself, but don't you have something to say?

http://www.lcncash.com/images/howigoteabagged.jpg

That is my favorite :) I think Gonzo will like it too.

You probably do business with guys who do worse but not in the public eye. Why is where I sleep any of my customers' business? None of the new ones from Florida seem to care...

You're damn right!! All they had worth mentioning was Heineken and Modelo at the 7/11, so I took the Heiny... and yah, that's my beer cans they put on me when I went to sleep. :P


No. No, in fact, schmoozing and drinking enormous amounts of beer were the major concern. After midnight. After "work".

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And this is exactly what I mean by shows and industry in general dominated by non business people with no business sense at all....

No "real" business would tolerate someone who represents them at a show behaving this way, on duty or off. They'd be fired and on a plane after first offense.

Of course here, it's simply a running joke.

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Well you're obviously not "in" the business and really haven't seen what's it's all about. We have fun, we tolerate each other, and are united against the haters who would put us down because we're not marketing sneakers or batteries, or rather because we're marketing tits and ass and trannies.

Would any other "real" business put up with guys in dresses, reps with strap ons and orange hair, and anyone not in a suit and tie?

Get real.

I do business. I network like a motherfucker. I meet people. People encounter me. People remember me. Or don't.

But when I get back to the office it's kick ass and no holds barred and I don't need anal "real business" types telling me how to do my job. Or how to do what they consider is "real business".

When I start creating adverse effects, when I don't hold up my end, for sure I'll be asked to step down. Until then, do what you think is "respectable" representation of anal fisting fucking cunting pussy-licking blowjob business models, I'll continue my thing, and we can sit down and have a drink about it and compare notes at some date in the future.

:D

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Arrogant and ignorant, quite a combination.

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Brain freeze from Montreal winters.

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No reply needed, he continues to prove my point.

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Cheers?

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So that's been my damn problem all along! :unsure:

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Has it occurred to anyone that the man just likes to Party?

Greg Jones has been my best friend for over 20 years now and we've seen each other through alot of shit. Greg works is fucking ass off every day, even weekends, and delivers over and above what is expected of him without. I owe alot to Greg and so does the continued success of OUR company, 2Much. (You may want to read the COVER STORY of ADULT WEB LIFE to learn just a drop of what Greg is all about). (I notice nobody ever gives a shit to write anything about you... hmmm..)

Internext is a networking and business opportunity, but its also one of the FEW times a year Greg and I get to kick back and RELAX. We count down the minutes to finally landing in Florida. We race to our room and perform a little ritual where we crack-open the mini bar, grab a way-over priced beer, Toast to our good success, and down those fucking tasty beverages. Let me tell you it's the best damn beer we drink all year.

Did Greg get wasted out of his mind at Internext? NO, he fell asleep at the pool for Christ sakes. What the fuck, Gonzo, haven't you ever tried that? The weather is beautiful and the ocean sounds puts you right to sleep. Did he get wasted at the Jenni Dahling Party? MAYBE! I wasn't there, and I don't care if he did or not. I really hope he partied enough for the both of us because I was in bed by midnight each night of the show unfortunately).

What the fuck is up your ass with Greg anyway, Gonzo? Why the fuck do you care what he does? Why is he on the cover of your piece of shit "Business of porn" website anyway? Shouldn't you be out looking for a new job now that your fat ass has been fired from AEBN?

Here's some advice for you. Stop worrying about what Greg and I are up to (We're fine). Stop trolling other boards and ripping of text for page rank. Stop calling GFY the "Zoo". (It's old, like you). The more you trash everyone Gonzo, the more pathetic you look to everyone else.

The "Business of Porn". Fucking Joke, man... "Oprano is industry novacaine: knock yourself out".

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Welll the arrogance is evident. I can spare some if you need it. Ignorance? Sorry, not with you there. I must be ignorant. Illuminate me with your genius.

You made no point. You continue to rely on other's inferences.

The sanest response.

Danny - hit me up. And yes our brains are different than Americans.

:D

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Does that mean I dont have to be at work tomorrow?
http://www.klixxx.com/archive/aebnradio.shtml

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No, Greg was not just asleep by the pool or he would have awakened when the beer can stacking happened and the camera flashes went off. He was passed out drunk. A 40+ year old man that does that on multiple occassions has a problem. Make all the excuses for him you want, but it's not acceptible behavior even in this business.

Before you can be respected you must first be respectible.

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"Well you're obviously not "in" the business and really haven't seen what's it's all about."

He's talking about Hellpuppy? Holy shit.

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True... I haven't been able to sleep out since the 2005 Lipstickman thing... plus the reason I wanted to sleep outside was to leave you and your significant other an intimate night together...

I didn't get wasted at jenni's party - well, me and Ryulion got plastered together but not pass-out - and the teabag occurred at another suite party on saturday, another event altogether. And hey I set myself up for it, as does anyone who passes out at a suite party.

The thing is I'm more prone to be a target because of the historical precedents... ah, well...

:D

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I apparently skipped the tea bagging initiation...

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It doesn't matter to me at all. I hope he had a blast.

Toby if you have a problem with Greg then that is of course your business. If you don't mind me saying so though, you should give him a chance. I certainly wouldn't discount anyone for over partying once in a while or for the occaisional goof. It's the people who make stomping on others their lifes ambition that I think have the bigger problem.

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Hellpuppy works in porn? I thought he owned Bern's Steak house?

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Yep.

Any guy who thinks this business is about propriety and behaving according to "the rules" is either a newb, getting rusty, or forgot what this is all about in the first place. Hellpuppy might even agree with me on this. Let's give him a minute to back off and take things in perspective...

:D

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Its a phase . . .

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:nothingto

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You apparently have never worked 24 hours in a row or over dedicated yourself to a job, mission or goal.

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Actually, we're usually not conscious when it happens, it seems, lol

:D

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Yeah right, keep trying to deflect the issue onto others. Classic denial technique.

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Not really. Was just a statement. I work very hard, don't sleep, keep working/schmoozing, and end up drinking myself into a stupor... please explain denial...

:D

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You're denying that you have a problem and so is your friend and employer. Until that changes, there's not much point in discussing this further.

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Toby, nobody is denying anything. I'm just saying that partying does not mean the instant end to a job at my company. At any rate, Greg has failed to earn your respect and thats fine. I just find it strange that one man's party habbits has become another mans obsession.

Cheers! (oops. I mean, Best Regards,)
Mark

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So six posts on a topic over a span of four days is an obsession. I'll be sure I file that fact away for future reference.

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Oh ok I see what you mean...

Well if I have a problem, this isn't really the place to discuss it though it is a "public" forum and could help me according to the classic AA models and all that...

However that's not the issue with the statements, right? You are obfuscating.

It was a repudiation of professionalism and "proper" behaviour... not of personal behaviour etc...

Really, not on the same level...

:D

But you are doing a good job for Gonzo, attaboy...

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Damn, I thought he was your lawyer.

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Very poor recovery. This ain't netpond.

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I worked 52 hours straight once and at the fiftieth hour a Syrian leveled an AK 47 6 inches from my face. Would that qualify as a hard day's work? I dunno. You tell me.

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Remain in your restricted little realm and don't play.

You're not saying anything with your little reply, but it would be nice to get some feedback that's real, especially from you.

Ok, so we should stick to a mainstream marketing and repping model and not deviate? We should ostracize the weird and non-typical?

I mean, what are you not saying with your non-response?

:D

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Huh?

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A Syrian? That's nuts! What battlefield was this?

Yeah of course if qualifies doh... i mean, this is not the same playing field at all though... sorry, me, I never whacked or swung on that level before ever.

:D

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It was at an airport. Not a war and he didn't want me to take his picture or a buncha released hostages. He was very persuasive.

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Allow me to focus for you:

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and what does this have to do with being paralytic, legless drunk?

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Sorry but not sure how consistently getting drunk and passing out in public at shows equates to being entrepeneurial or working long hours.

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It's a question addressing statements about proper business behaviour. I'd go on but you'd just obfuscate away from what I say again, right?

I can't believe you really extracted that from what I wrote, so I'll just assume you want to ignore what I say and play games.

I'll just get back to work.

:D

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Good PR...