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softball 06-01-2009 01:28 AM

This just in Real Touch...the first video from
 
a real user clearly demonstrating the effectiveness of this new adult toy. Emp EJ, you might take notes...

http://xhamster.com/movies/154609/ge..._spritzen.html

gonzo 06-01-2009 01:40 AM

Re: This just in Real Touch...the first video from
 
Looks more like he hijacked a paint mixing machine from Home Depot.

What niche is tht?
Dildo up his ass in latex with a pacifier and fake boobs.....

German?

softball 06-01-2009 01:51 AM

Re: This just in Real Touch...the first video from
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 826714)
Looks more like he hijacked a paint mixing machine from Home Depot.

What niche is tht?
Dildo up his ass in latex with a pacifier and fake boobs.....

German?

Gotta be. Ya gotta love the internet for pushing the envelope of bad taste.

MRock 06-01-2009 02:41 AM

Re: This just in Real Touch...the first video from
 
Thanx Rhet, I just had to click that link and sear that image into my brain, lmao I really need to get out more :blink:

EmporerEJ 06-01-2009 03:53 PM

Re: This just in Real Touch...the first video from
 
Out of respect for Gonzo, and this being his board, I have refrained from making comments about their product.

However, from the look of that picture, that would be something along the lines of the Venus 2000, or potentially a modified goat milker.

It would have no relationship to our product, other than it works on the penis.

But hey, potential customer. I'd be happy to sell him the Future of Virtual Sex.

gonzo 06-01-2009 05:04 PM

Re: This just in Real Touch...the first video from
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 826729)
Out of respect for Gonzo, and this being his board, I have refrained from making comments about their product.

However, from the look of that picture, that would be something along the lines of the Venus 2000, or potentially a modified goat milker.

It would have no relationship to our product, other than it works on the penis.

But hey, potential customer. I'd be happy to sell him the Future of Virtual Sex.

I can tell you its no RealTouch but the dude seems to be happy regardless.

bluemoney 06-01-2009 05:10 PM

Re: This just in Real Touch...the first video from
 
After viewing that, I think nightmares are very possible.

Hell Puppy 06-01-2009 09:19 PM

Re: This just in Real Touch...the first video from
 
video deleted, i feel cheated.

griffin8r 06-02-2009 09:37 AM

Re: This just in Real Touch...the first video from
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 826742)
video deleted, i feel cheated.

You didn't miss anything you would WANT to see.

Kinda like 2G1C - if you didn't see it, consider yourself lucky. Hell, just typing that acronym gives me a faint gag reflex....


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