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Hammer 06-24-2008 05:50 PM

Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
This contest is brought to you by...

The Grammar Police

The first person to post what's wrong with the following sentence will receive a lifetime supply of donuts from the Krispy Kreme in Oviedo, Florida.

"If your considering copy and pasting your latest drive by spam here because you cant find any other place."

tick tock tick tock

Toby 06-24-2008 06:01 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
your s/b you're and copy s/b copying

and it's not really a complete sentence as written. The following would be better.

"If you're considering copying and pasting your latest drive by spam here because you cant find any other place, DON'T!"

Rcourt64 06-24-2008 06:10 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
I KNOW, :clapping: I KNOW :clapping:
The fact that it was written by a Solialist Advertiser. :clapping:

did I win? :scratchin
Now give me my donuts :)

deviant 06-24-2008 06:18 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby (Post 816958)
your s/b you're and copy s/b copying

and it's not really a complete sentence as written. The following would be better.

"If you're considering copying and pasting your latest drive by spam here because you cant find any other place, DON'T!"

That AND it's drive-by spam not "drive by".

Do I win? Do I win?

Rcourt64 06-24-2008 06:22 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deviant (Post 816960)
That AND it's drive-by spam not "drive by".

Do I win? Do I win?

I thought about this also but - is not a grammar issue

Hammer 06-24-2008 06:46 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
We have two winners so they'll have to split the prize.

The correct answers were:

You're
copying
drive-by
incomplete sentence

Now, as soon as they build a Krispy Kreme in Oviedo, I'll let the winners know so they can collect their prize.

Rcourt64 06-24-2008 07:11 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Freaking Geeks

helix 06-24-2008 09:42 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
psssst
cant should be can't

Hammer 06-25-2008 12:29 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by helix (Post 816973)
psssst
cant should be can't

Now the prize has to be split three ways.

softball 06-25-2008 12:53 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
no offense, but if you can't spell doughnut, then the rest is moot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnuts

and I should know. You guys are amateurs
Quote:

Per capita, Canadians consume the most doughnuts in the world, and Canada also has the most doughnut stores per capita

softball 06-25-2008 12:54 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
btw, KK crashed in Canada because they were out of their league.

Hell Puppy 06-25-2008 02:47 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 816983)
btw, KK crashed in Canada because they were out of their league.

Canadians prefer cake doughnuts only because they taste better with beer.

themonk 06-25-2008 06:22 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
nice contest

RawAlex 06-25-2008 09:34 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 816986)
Canadians prefer cake doughnuts only because they taste better with beer.

yeah, but you have to make them right so they fit on our stubbies and don't absorb too much of the flavor out of our back bacon, eh?

softball 06-25-2008 09:51 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 816999)
yeah, but you have to make them right so they fit on our stubbies and don't absorb too much of the flavor out of our back bacon, eh?

Who you callin' stubby?

softball 06-25-2008 09:53 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 816986)
Canadians prefer cake doughnuts only because they taste better with beer.

Toronto is an old indian word. In Iriquois it means "Land of a thousand doughnut shops"

ali25extreme 06-25-2008 10:10 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Toronto "place where trees stand in the water" real meaning of the word

Toby 06-25-2008 10:15 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 816986)
Canadians prefer cake doughnuts only because they taste better with beer.

So long as I don't have to drink that nasty shit that Tim Horton's calls coffee I can make due with cake doughnuts

softball 06-25-2008 10:45 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ali25extreme (Post 817007)
Toronto "place where trees stand in the water" real meaning of the word

However, today it prolly has changed to "a place where trees die in the water"

ali25extreme 06-25-2008 11:02 AM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 817010)
However, today it prolly has changed to "a place where trees die in the water"

Most likely to be true....

Hammer 06-25-2008 08:03 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
I know full well how to spell doughnuts but many doughnut shops spell it donut. Have you ever heard of Dunkin Donuts?

As for arguing with you about how great donuts are in Canada, sorry but you're not going to troll me into that argument. I like Krisypy Kremes, if you don't I don't really care.

Hammer 06-25-2008 08:05 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by themonk (Post 816992)
nice contest

Yeah, right.

softball 06-25-2008 08:35 PM

Re: Contest thread - Grand prize valued at $1,000,000
 
Quote:

Have you ever heard of Dunkin Donuts?
Yeah, they are big in Manila. A bastion of the English language.

Quote:

sorry but you're not going to troll me into that argument.
I already did.


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