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Jace 06-01-2008 09:49 PM
oops.....or the obvious "oh shit!"
 
http://www.theliberalblogger.com/for...-race-shit.jpg

EmporerEJ 06-01-2008 11:34 PM
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should'a NOT had the taco.

Hammer 06-02-2008 09:05 AM
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Happens quite frequently actually. Pretty disgusting and embarrassing but winners don't quit.

softball 06-02-2008 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 815234)
Happens quite frequently actually. Pretty disgusting and embarrassing but winners don't quit.
I know, my last few marathons, I have come close....

ali25extreme 06-02-2008 10:34 AM
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:huh: OMFG! I would have died if that was me..find a lake buddy!:unsure: Do htey not take bathroom breaks? He had to of known that was coming!:scratchinright? YUCK!!!

Hammer 06-02-2008 11:45 AM
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Marathoners don't stop for anything and sure as heck not long enough to find a bathroom or lake to wash off in. They grab drinks as they run and for the most part you don't have to pee while you're running because you sweat it all out anyway. However, occasionally a runner pushes themselves so far they lose control of their bowels. There's a famous incident that occurred at the Olympics many years ago with a female runner that had pooped her pants and kept going and got to the point where she was actually crawling the last several hundred meters just to finish.

P.S. The world record for a marathon is something just over 2 hours so they don't usually last long enough to worry about bathroom breaks and it's not likely he new it was coming

ali25extreme 06-02-2008 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 815251)
Marathoners don't stop for anything and sure as heck not long enough to find a bathroom or lake to wash off in. They grab drinks as they run and for the most part you don't have to pee while you're running because you sweat it all out anyway. However, occasionally a runner pushes themselves so far they lose control of their bowels. There's a famous incident that occurred at the Olympics many years ago with a female runner that had pooped her pants and kept going and got to the point where she was actually crawling the last several hundred meters just to finish.

P.S. The world record for a marathon is something just over 2 hours so they don't usually last long enough to worry about bathroom breaks and it's not likely he new it was coming
That is an amazing story..
I use to run a lot when I was in ROTC..we ran for over 1.5 hours straight ..not many of us were left but we kept our poop in place! It was the hardest most exhausting thing I had ever done..I could not imagine running for longer than that! A few did puke...
I could not run that distance now!:o I was great at running when I was younger..I have four brothers so I learned early on..the faster the better! It was all about pace when we ran at school..it was for charity...

Hammer 06-02-2008 12:17 PM
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The ones that amaze me are the ultramarathoners. They run from 50 to 100 miles in a race and then there are the 24 hours and multi-day races of 1,000 miles.

I used to race bikes and we'd often do 100 mile and 150 mile training rides and then race up to 100 miles in a single race but I can only imagine how painful it would be to run that far.

softball 06-02-2008 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 815257)
The ones that amaze me are the ultramarathoners. They run from 50 to 100 miles in a race and then there are the 24 hours and multi-day races of 1,000 miles.

I used to race bikes and we'd often do 100 mile and 150 mile training rides and then race up to 100 miles in a single race but I can only imagine how painful it would be to run that far.
I used to run with the Hash House Harriers and there was one 64 year old doctor that ran ultras. He was a heart surgeon and he didn't have a quarter ounce of excess body weight. But he could drink huge quantities of beer.

ali25extreme 06-02-2008 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 815257)
The ones that amaze me are the ultramarathoners. They run from 50 to 100 miles in a race and then there are the 24 hours and multi-day races of 1,000 miles.

I used to race bikes and we'd often do 100 mile and 150 mile training rides and then race up to 100 miles in a single race but I can only imagine how painful it would be to run that far.
After I ran I had a hard time walking the next morning..oooo the pain! We didn't have to wear our BDUs thank God!
I would love to be in a bike race! FUN!:clapping:

DannyCox 06-02-2008 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 815265)
I used to run with the Hash House Harriers
on-on!

DannyCox 06-02-2008 03:42 PM
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Actually, getting the "runs" during a race is almost a badge of honour amongst many of the hard-core marathon runners. It shows that you will run through anything!

I'll stay with the HHH and drink beer halfway through my runs (and not the above mentioned "runs") ;)

DannyCox 06-02-2008 03:47 PM
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Here's to Rhetorical. He's true blue.
He's a hasher through and through,
He's a pisspot so they say.
Tried to get to heaven,
But he went the other way.
Drink it down, down, down, down...

Just an old Hasher drinking song.....

gonzo 06-02-2008 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DannyCox (Post 815305)
I'll stay with the HHH and drink beer halfway through my runs (and not the above mentioned "runs") ;)
HHH?

DannyCox 06-02-2008 04:00 PM
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HHH or The Hash House Harriers is a world wide thing....it's just a drinking club with a running problem!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers

softball 06-02-2008 04:30 PM
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Damn, I'm "Dogshit" Danny....You?

DannyCox 06-02-2008 04:56 PM
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"Dirty Old Man" due to my...er...profession (and how I act!). But just known as "Dirt". Carol is "Sweet Caroline" or just "Sweet" due to the fact her real name is Caroline and she hates the damn song so much.

softball 06-02-2008 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DannyCox (Post 815388)
"Dirty Old Man" due to my...er...profession (and how I act!). But just known as "Dirt". Carol is "Sweet Caroline" or just "Sweet" due to the fact her real name is Caroline and she hates the damn song so much.
Unfortunately, I made a film about the Hash and it was supposed to be on tv one night. We all gathered round the bar, whiskey bottles piled high, show came on.....no film on the Hash. Unfortunately...... I said, if this doesn't air tonight, I'm gonna feel like a piece of dogshit.....well I guess shit sticks and that was that.
It aired a week later....lol and I'm still Dogshit.

helix 06-02-2008 05:40 PM
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So.....thats not a grab from a Max Hardcore video?

alby 06-06-2008 12:34 PM
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that was f*** gross! he should take a break first before going back to compete.

Ashley 06-10-2008 11:16 AM
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OMG.....shit happens ;)

carol.prime 06-10-2008 06:22 PM
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so damn gross!

deviant 06-10-2008 06:27 PM
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I think I've seen that guy at races before. What's the source of the pic?

sdsimon 06-18-2008 06:02 PM
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>>>Winners WIN because they NEVER GIVE UP!<<<


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