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Hammer 05-21-2008 09:10 AM

We don't accept foreign money
 
I stopped at McDonald's this morning for a cup of coffee and paid with some loose change I had in the car. The girl at the drive-through window looks at it while she's putting it in the change drawer and then hands me back one of the coins and says, "Sorry, but we don't accept foreign money."

It was a Canadian quarter.

I didn't feel like arguing so I handed her another (American) quarter and said, "Sorry, I just got back from a trip to China and I guess that one was still in my pocket."

Her reply?

Oh, I didn't know they used pesos over there.

Toby 05-21-2008 09:17 AM

Re: We don't accept foreign money
 
youwantfrieswiththat?

gonzo 05-21-2008 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Toby (Post 814097)
youwantfrieswiththat?

Reminds me of some of the expert traffic and program analysis over at the zoo this week.

softball 05-21-2008 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 814096)
I stopped at McDonald's this morning for a cup of coffee and paid with some loose change I had in the car. The girl at the drive-through window looks at it while she's putting it in the change drawer and then hands me back one of the coins and says, "Sorry, but we don't accept foreign money."

It was a Canadian quarter.

I didn't feel like arguing so I handed her another (American) quarter and said, "Sorry, I just got back from a trip to China and I guess that one was still in my pocket."

Her reply?

Oh, I didn't know they used pesos over there.

a few years ago, something like that happened to a friend of mine when he was visiting florida. It pissed him off. He owned a gas station. A while later an American visiting Toronto filled his tank and tried to pay with US Dollars, and Mario told him he didn't except foreign currency. Dude had to walk to a bank, change some money and walk back to pay Mario. Courtesy given and returned.

EmporerEJ 05-21-2008 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 814115)
a few years ago, something like that happened to a friend of mine when he was visiting florida. It pissed him off. He owned a gas station. A while later an American visiting Toronto filled his tank and tried to pay with US Dollars, and Mario told him he didn't except foreign currency. Dude had to walk to a bank, change some money and walk back to pay Mario. Courtesy given and returned.

I'm sure you thought this a funny urban legend.....but it makes no sense?

He didn't except foreign currency? How does that work in the story? That means he took all foreign currency.

Hammer 05-21-2008 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 814145)
I'm sure you thought this a funny urban legend.....but it makes no sense?

He didn't except foreign currency? How does that work in the story? That means he took all foreign currency.

I'm guessing you realize that he meant "accept" and just felt like busting his chops but then again, considering he's convinced that he's perfect I suppose he deserved it. :whistling

softball 05-21-2008 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 814160)
I'm guessing you realize that he meant "accept" and just felt like busting his chops but then again, considering he's convinced that he's perfect I suppose he deserved it. :whistling

perfection is always making sure you do what you promise on time with no excuses. A grammatical error is just that....an error...abrash, if you will. I would be loath to discuss perfection unless you can deliver it with no spelling errors.:whistling:whistling
as for the rest of the story, it is not an urban myth. I know Mario and he is quite capable of doing just that. Nice try boys.

Hammer 05-21-2008 07:50 PM

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Well I was joking with you as a response to the always perfect Emporer EJ but apparently you didn't get it. I never claimed to be perfect.

softball 05-21-2008 08:39 PM

Re: We don't accept foreign money
 
The most valuable sense of humour is the kind that enables a person to see instantly what it isn't safe to laugh at

Hammer 05-21-2008 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 814195)
The most valuable sense of humour is the kind that enables a person to see instantly what it isn't safe to laugh at

I'll be sure to avoid kidding with you in the future. Happy? I find it hard to understand how joking with someone about a spelling error would be seen as a personal attack.

sarettah 05-21-2008 10:32 PM

Re: We don't accept foreign money
 
Sometimes I really like this place. :yowsa:

softball 05-21-2008 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 814209)
Sometimes I really like this place. :yowsa:

Yeah, its the freeking burbs. But it still is the most interesting bar and pic nic on the internet.

EmporerEJ 05-22-2008 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 814160)
I'm guessing you realize that he meant "accept" and just felt like busting his chops but then again, considering he's convinced that he's perfect I suppose he deserved it. :whistling

Bingo. We have a winner.
:okthumb:


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