Oprano Adult Industry Forums

Oprano Adult Industry Forums (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php)
-   Legacy Archived Main Board (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/forumdisplay.php?f=25)
-   -   Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=90617)

gonzo 05-12-2008 09:27 AM

Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — On the heels of Ashton Kutcher's recent proclamation that he might want to get into the adult industry, adult producer and director Jeff Mullen has offered the Hollywood star a role in his upcoming spoof of "The Beverly Hillbillies."


The star of such hits as "Dude, Where's My Car?" and "The Butterfly Effect" caught the porn bug while working on his latest movie, the sex comedy "Spread," which follows a compulsive lothario as he sleeps around and tries to deal with a jilted lover.

Apparently the scenes for "Spread" were heated enough to inspire thoughts of a career change in Kutcher.

"I [made] a sort of, like, a porno-pseudo-comedy movie," he said. "So maybe I'll do some more porno."

Mullen, who directed "Not The Bradys XXX" and "Not Bewitched," would be only too happy to take him up on that offer.

"I want to go on public record right now that I will offer Ashton Kutcher the sum of $1,000 to play the role of Jethro," Mullen said, adding that Kutcher's Iowa upbringing would serve him well as the Clampett's good-natured airhead.

"It wouldn't be much of a stretch," said Mullen, who said he ran into Kutcher a few years ago while shooting a movie and called him a "very nice guy."

As Jethro, Kutcher would be playing his scenes opposite Bree Olson, who's been cast as Ellie May Clampett.

Kutcher noted the success that some — admittedly rare — adult industry luminaries have had in both the adult and mainstream entertainment industries.
"It worked for Jenna Jameson," he said. "I was actually in London last week, and they knew who Ron Jeremy was. He's a famous porn star in London, as well."

bluemoney 05-12-2008 11:58 AM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
I had a porn roll once, it was delicious with butter . . . . . what?

DannyCox 05-12-2008 03:38 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
Sounds like a set-up for his new series (not Punk'd, but similar)

Sexyteaser 05-12-2008 04:53 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
At least Ashton has some experience in landing a cougar.

miz_wright 05-12-2008 04:59 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
*cracks up*

Yeh, I totally see him rolling on that action... I mean: A GRAND! How could he resist?!?

softball 05-12-2008 08:00 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LizAEBN (Post 813020)
*cracks up*

Yeh, I totally see him rolling on that action... I mean: A GRAND! How could he resist?!?

a lot of press for "offering" someone a grand. Shrewd move.

tony404 05-12-2008 09:03 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
thats too funny

2MuchMark 05-12-2008 10:02 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
Gonzo,

The text you posted is owned by MTV and is copyright by MTV. Their terms of use is listed at http://www.mtv.com/sitewide/mtvinfo/...mpliance.jhtml

Did MTV give you the rights to post this? Thats so cool!!! What's up with that?

gonzo 05-12-2008 10:41 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 813037)
Gonzo,

The text you posted is owned by MTV and is copyright by MTV. Their terms of use is listed at http://www.mtv.com/sitewide/mtvinfo/...mpliance.jhtml

Did MTV give you the rights to post this? Thats so cool!!! What's up with that?

Maybe you can give them some advice on fribolous lawsuits instead of taking care of your customers again?

Did you tell all you affiliates that you dont have any models scheduled to be on cam until tomorrow?

Whats up with that?

trishauptown 05-21-2008 05:07 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
If I could do Ashton I might start doing dick on camera...lol!

MikeSouth 05-21-2008 05:31 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by trishauptown (Post 814163)
If I could do Ashton I might start doing dick on camera...lol!

close your eyes and I'm him...or anyone you want me to be

gonzo 05-21-2008 05:32 PM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSouth (Post 814172)
close your eyes and I'm him...or anyone you want me to be

Dos Tip... shave your head bald and your in!

ali25extreme 05-22-2008 11:20 AM

Re: Ashton Kutcher Offered a Porn Role
 
Well he can't act so maybe he will do better using his penis..worked for Demi:wnw:.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:43 AM..

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Evil Empire Inc. 2006-2022