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gonzo 04-01-2008 08:54 AM

Penthouse buys JBM
 
Adult powerhouse Penthouse Inc. have have added to their impressive portfolio of acquisitions by purchasing ... Just Blow Me for an undisclosed amount.

gonzo 04-01-2008 12:38 PM

Re: Penthouse buys JBM
 
Honestly I thought Pimp Roll had bought them back in Jan. instread of this joke.

Guess that called attention to the fact....

Hell Puppy 04-01-2008 10:03 PM

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Check your calendar.

DragonKing 04-02-2008 02:55 AM

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my first thought too

they rick rolled us

gonzo 04-02-2008 08:20 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DragonKing (Post 810130)
my first thought too

they rick rolled us

I still stand by my statement that is has been sold. Pimp Roll is my guess.

JFK 04-02-2008 12:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810135)
I still stand by my statement that is has been sold. Pimp Roll is my guess.

still stand by it ?;)

Hell Puppy 04-02-2008 11:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 810143)
still stand by it ?;)

I have a nice warm box of doughnuts that says someone has bought a majority equity interest as a silent partner.

Pimproll would be the most logical buyer.

gonzo 04-02-2008 11:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 810143)
still stand by it ?;)

Want to bet?

JFK 04-03-2008 12:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 810201)
I have a nice warm box of doughnuts that says someone has bought a majority equity interest as a silent partner.

Pimproll would be the most logical buyer.

what kind of doughnuts??:rolleyes:

TheEnforcer 04-03-2008 01:14 AM

Re: Penthouse buys JBM
 
I'll bet Gonzo says Krispy Kremes. :okthumb:

Hell Puppy 04-03-2008 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 810213)
I'll bet Gonzo says Krispy Kremes. :okthumb:

Is there some other kind?

Please dont tell me JFK is one of those canucks who thinks Tim Hortons is actually edible....

JFK 04-03-2008 06:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 810214)
Is there some other kind?

Please dont tell me JFK is one of those canucks who thinks Tim Hortons is actually edible....

well lemme tell ya, I will have the odd bagel in timmy's, very seldom a doughnut. They fucked it up since they stopped frying them.

On the other hand as far as Krispy's I really dont see what the fuss is all about ;) They had a few locations up here and after the hoopla died down, they all went bust.:rolleyes:

gonzo 04-03-2008 08:54 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 810224)
well lemme tell ya, I will have the odd bagel in timmy's, very seldom a doughnut. They fucked it up since they stopped frying them.

On the other hand as far as Krispy's I really dont see what the fuss is all about ;) They had a few locations up here and after the hoopla died down, they all went bust.:rolleyes:

You never got one right after it just went thru the magic sugar waterfall.

JFK 04-03-2008 10:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810229)
You never got one right after it just went thru the magic sugar waterfall.

well if its Magic, then what can I say:scratchin

softball 04-03-2008 11:35 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810229)
You never got one right after it just went thru the magic sugar waterfall.

What you don't understand, Gonzo, is Toronto and Hamilton are the dog nut shop capitals of the world. It is a little known fact that Toronto is an ancient Ojibway indian word that loosely translated means "Land of a thousand doughnut shops". I would guess ten top Tims prolly outsell all of Krispy Kremes in the world. KK crashed and burned in Canada because of inferior dog nuts.
In Vancouver, however, there are very few doughnut shops. Here it is all grande lattes and granola muffins.

gonzo 04-03-2008 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 810235)
What you don't understand, Gonzo, is Toronto and Hamilton are the dog nut shop capitals of the world. It is a little known fact that Toronto is an ancient Ojibway indian word that loosely translated means "Land of a thousand doughnut shops". I would guess ten top Tims prolly outsell all of Krispy Kremes in the world. KK crashed and burned in Canada because of inferior dog nuts.
In Vancouver, however, there are very few doughnut shops. Here it is all grande lattes and granola muffins.

"Does this have any sugar in it?" -JoesHo at Tim Hortons next to the crackwhore flophouse in vancouver.

softball 04-03-2008 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810236)
"Does this have any sugar in it?" -JoesHo at Tim Hortons next to the crackwhore flophouse in vancouver.

You can't buy a decent Tim Hortons in Vancouver. Besides, that crackwhore flophouse was out in the burbs if I remember. Somewhere near where a one time illustrious playa lives in a billion dollar house or something. Someday you should make it to the city.

gonzo 04-03-2008 12:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 810239)
You can't buy a decent Tim Hortons in Vancouver. Besides, that crackwhore flophouse was out in the burbs if I remember. Somewhere near where a one time illustrious playa lives in a billion dollar house or something. Someday you should make it to the city.

We were in the city but somebodys mailing server was having issues.
No Vancooter for us.

BuZzZ 04-03-2008 01:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 810135)
I still stand by my statement that is has been sold. Pimp Roll is my guess.

:yowsa:

Hell Puppy 04-03-2008 11:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 810235)
What you don't understand, Gonzo, is Toronto and Hamilton are the dog nut shop capitals of the world. It is a little known fact that Toronto is an ancient Ojibway indian word that loosely translated means "Land of a thousand doughnut shops". I would guess ten top Tims prolly outsell all of Krispy Kremes in the world. KK crashed and burned in Canada because of inferior dog nuts.
In Vancouver, however, there are very few doughnut shops. Here it is all grande lattes and granola muffins.

Yeah, I used to have to go to Toronto and venture out to Kitchener and Waterloo on a semi-regular basis. That's one thing I noticed is they have doughnut shops with perhaps a greater frequency than you see Waffle Houses in the south.

Problem is doughnuts are kinda like BBQ and people tend to have preferences that are regional with what's familiar. In the south, it's usually krispy kreme....deep fried and covered in glazed sugar from the "magic sugar waterfall" and best served hot off the line where they melt in your mouth like cotton candy.

Dunkin Donut lovers basically want a small round cake with a hole in it. Tim Horton fans prefer the bland taste of one month old boxed doughnuts that we sell to the yankees headed to Florida on I-75 here in the south.

The other thing I noticed in that area of Canada though is seemingly every small restaurant had a "house beer" brewed in the back. And this is long before the micro brewery craze.

Bob and Doug Mackenzie had it right...."beer and doughnuts ay?"

JoesHO 04-04-2008 10:20 AM

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Worst dining experience of my life!

Travelled all day and got stuck in some remote shithole in the middle of no where by Nickatilynx, and the ONLY thing open to eat was Hortons and it was pure SHIT!

gonzo 04-04-2008 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesHO (Post 810284)
Worst dining experience of my life!

Travelled all day and got stuck in some remote shithole in the middle of no where by Nickatilynx, and the ONLY thing open to eat was Hortons and it was pure SHIT!

Yeah a lot of business came out of that trip.

Hell Puppy 04-04-2008 11:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesHO (Post 810284)
Worst dining experience of my life!

Travelled all day and got stuck in some remote shithole in the middle of no where by Nickatilynx, and the ONLY thing open to eat was Hortons and it was pure SHIT!

and someone fed gonzo sun chips and mutton. a rookie mistake.

JoesHO 04-05-2008 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 810326)
and someone fed gonzo sun chips and mutton. a rookie mistake.


Sure made me experience what STINK really is !:cryin:


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