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softball 07-24-2007 11:13 PM

Whaddaya gotta do to....
 
get replies and page views? Personally I think you have to have a fan base that has to read anything you post. I would like to thank all of my loyal fans. Now is your chance to let this thread die and prove me wrong.

zand_stein 07-25-2007 01:18 AM

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:scratchini dont know. lol

spazlabz 07-25-2007 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 789917)
get replies and page views? Personally I think you have to have a fan base that has to read anything you post. I would like to thank all of my loyal fans. Now is your chance to let this thread die and prove me wrong.

What gets me to look and possibly reply is the title of the post. If it peaks my curiosity or sounds even remotely interesting I look. Depending on whats in there determines if I reply. Lots of times I am a late comer to the thread and what I would have liked to say has already been said. Which accounts for my preponderance of LOL's and thumbs up replies
Quote:

Originally Posted by zand_stein (Post 789925)
:scratchini dont know. lol

:rotflmao1:lmao1::rofl::happy45:

spaz

Hammer 07-25-2007 08:18 PM

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Same as Spaz, I look at the subject, but there are always certain people who's posts I tend to pay more attention to and others that I just plain ignore.

softball 07-25-2007 08:21 PM

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I just posted this out of curiosity. A thread with no substance nor point really, but still attracts page views. Maybe traffic is king.

sarettah 07-25-2007 08:34 PM

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I always click your threads cause there is always the hope...err I mean chance of watching a total meltdown :yowsa:

softball 07-25-2007 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 790016)
I always click your threads cause there is always the hope...err I mean chance of watching a total meltdown :yowsa:

Not too likely in your lifetime Sar. But you can live in hope...err maybe invidia.

Rcourt64 07-25-2007 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 789917)
get replies and page views? Personally I think you have to have a fan base that has to read anything you post. I would like to thank all of my loyal fans. Now is your chance to let this thread die and prove me wrong.


Whaddaya gotta do to....:whistling



Dang? where's my fucking lighter rhetorical?

http://myadg.com/op2007/whatta-i-do.gif

helix 07-25-2007 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 790022)
Whaddaya gotta do to....:whistling



Dang? where's my fucking lighter rhetorical?

http://myadg.com/op2007/whatta-i-do.gif

now that's funny :)

Hell Puppy 07-26-2007 12:23 AM

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What was the question again?

Annie 07-26-2007 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 789917)
get replies and page views? Personally I think you have to have a fan base that has to read anything you post. I would like to thank all of my loyal fans. Now is your chance to let this thread die and prove me wrong.

Honestly, the only reason I opened this was to see what retarded ass thing you had to say.

sarettah 07-26-2007 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 790017)
Not too likely in your lifetime Sar. But you can live in hope...err maybe invidia.

eww..breaking out the college words now are we....lolololol.

softball 07-26-2007 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Annie (Post 790041)
Honestly, the only reason I opened this was to see what retarded ass thing you had to say.

Bullshit, or you would have never posted. Gotcha

softball 07-26-2007 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 790045)
eww..breaking out the college words now are we....lolololol.

Nope, just English. You think that is college, then I feel sorry for you. Don't try to impress me with your lack of education, Sar. I already clocked that shit. BTW, I never went to college. I certainly don't believe you did either.
edit: Why is the United States the only country in the world that celebrates stupidity as a virtue. Sarettahs post is a perfect example of this. We have a perfectly good language with amazing literature, and this guy ridicules what those who have made a large mark in our history have accomplished. OK, it was a translation, but you prolly get the point. Sar, over to you. Which foot would you like to extract from your pie hole first?

sarettah 07-26-2007 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 790051)
Nope, just English. You think that is college, then I feel sorry for you. Don't try to impress me with your lack of education, Sar. I already clocked that shit. BTW, I never went to college. I certainly don't believe you did either.
edit: Why is the United States the only country in the world that celebrates stupidity as a virtue. Sarettahs post is a perfect example of this. We have a perfectly good language with amazing literature, and this guy ridicules what those who have made a large mark in our history have accomplished. OK, it was a translation, but you prolly get the point. Sar, over to you. Which foot would you like to extract from your pie hole first?

There was no ridicule..lol. You have a tendency to try to use your vocabulary as a weapon, good for you. I keep it simple.

I begrudge noone their successes in this world.

As far as ridicule towards those that have made a large mark in our history.. huh? What large mark have you made? Where are the changes to humanity's condition that you have caused? Where is the utopia that you have built? Those are large marks. You have made some money (at least you claim it and I don't doubt it) and I don't begrudge you that in any way shape or form, but don't confuse yourself with Gandhi, DaVinci, Salk, Sabin, Michelangelo, Edison, or any of the other true world changers.

Oh I forgot, you always have had the problem confusing yourself with them. :okthumb:

sassygirl 07-26-2007 10:50 AM

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honestly, i'd read the thread first and then decide whether i should post or not...

Hammer 07-26-2007 03:25 PM

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I'm sorry I posted now and feel all dirty and icky. I need to go take a shower... oh, I wish I hadn't said that because now I'm not going to be able to get this soaping Sabby's boobs out of my mind.

Rcourt64 07-26-2007 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790089)
I'm sorry I posted now and feel all dirty and icky. I need to go take a shower... oh, I wish I hadn't said that because now I'm not going to be able to get this soaping Sabby's boobs out of my mind.

Ok now rhetorical, I didn't sat it ok? hammer did. So don't blame me man :hmm:

http://www.myadg.com/op2007/soapy-sabby.gif

softball 07-26-2007 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 790062)
There was no ridicule..lol. You have a tendency to try to use your vocabulary as a weapon, good for you. I keep it simple.

I begrudge noone their successes in this world.

As far as ridicule towards those that have made a large mark in our history.. huh? What large mark have you made? Where are the changes to humanity's condition that you have caused? Where is the utopia that you have built? Those are large marks. You have made some money (at least you claim it and I don't doubt it) and I don't begrudge you that in any way shape or form, but don't confuse yourself with Gandhi, DaVinci, Salk, Sabin, Michelangelo, Edison, or any of the other true world changers.

Oh I forgot, you always have had the problem confusing yourself with them. :okthumb:

What in God's name are you prattling on about? I think you must be confusing me with someone else. That post made no sense at all.

softball 07-26-2007 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790089)
I'm sorry I posted now and feel all dirty and icky. I need to go take a shower... oh, I wish I hadn't said that because now I'm not going to be able to get this soaping Sabby's boobs out of my mind.

OMG. That just made me cringe.

sarettah 07-26-2007 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 790115)
What in God's name are you prattling on about? I think you must be confusing me with someone else. That post made no sense at all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 790051)
Sarettahs post is a perfect example of this. We have a perfectly good language with amazing literature, and this guy ridicules what those who have made a large mark in our history have accomplished.

The only one I have ridiculed is you. Make sense now? As you have said, you have to read them, it ain't Shakespeare :okthumb:

softball 07-26-2007 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 790118)
The only one I have ridiculed is you. Make sense now? As you have said, you have to read them, it ain't Shakespeare :okthumb:

I read it and you bit. Now what was your point? It was a piss poor attempt at ridicule but then again, you think simplicity is a virtue and when complexity strikes, the quagmire sucks you under. Or at least that is how it would appear. You may try again if you like, but I think just ignoring this thread would prolly be in your best interest before you go down the plug hole with the baby. He should have been washed in a jug.
Over to you, Rcourt64. Explain the mysteries of life to this mofo.

Hammer 07-26-2007 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 790097)

Tit fuckers paradise right there, that's what that is.

sarettah 07-26-2007 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 790121)
I read it and you bit. Now what was your point? It was a piss poor attempt at ridicule but then again, you think simplicity is a virtue and when complexity strikes, the quagmire sucks you under. Or at least that is how it would appear. You may try again if you like, but I think just ignoring this thread would prolly be in your best interest before you go down the plug hole with the baby. He should have been washed in a jug.

lolololol... Sometimes you crack me up :yowsa:


Ooops, almost forgot.


Wibble :okthumb:

softball 07-26-2007 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 790128)
lolololol... Sometimes you crack me up :yowsa:

Yes, usually when you are stumped. Kind of like right now. Its OK, I am sure there is a programme that can help you through this. Damn, I think I smell napalm wafting through my dining room window.

softball 07-26-2007 09:22 PM

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BTW, Sar, when you are out of your depth, you should learn to tread water.

spazlabz 07-27-2007 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790125)
Tit fuckers paradise right there, that's what that is.

we'll have to disagree on that one Hammer. I love to titty fuck.. but actual tits and not hardening globs of gelatenous goo


spaz

Hammer 07-27-2007 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 790151)
we'll have to disagree on that one Hammer. I love to titty fuck.. but actual tits and not hardening globs of gelatenous goo


spaz

I take it you've never felt a woman's breasts that has saline implants. ;)

spazlabz 07-27-2007 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 790156)
I take it you've never felt a woman's breasts that has saline implants. ;)

saline no, silicone yes

it doesn't matter to me, if nature didn't hang 'em from their chest then it is a turn off for me. Sabby is pretty but those globes just look 'wrong' to me.

she might be a very sweet woman, I don't know I have only seen her on boards, i just hate after markets


spaz

Rcourt64 07-27-2007 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 790169)
saline no, silicone yes

it doesn't matter to me, if nature didn't hang 'em from their chest then it is a turn off for me. Sabby is pretty but those globes just look 'wrong' to me.

she might be a very sweet woman, I don't know I have only seen her on boards, i just hate after markets


spaz

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
Don't say the S word man,:thumbdown
http://myadg.com/op2007/the-s-word.gif



helix 07-27-2007 10:20 PM

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spazlabz 07-28-2007 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 790177)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
Don't say the S word man,:thumbdown
http://myadg.com/op2007/the-s-word.gif


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Originally Posted by helix (Post 790181)

OMFG!! Those are funny as hell!!:yowsa:


spaz


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