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gonzo 05-30-2007 11:07 AM

How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
It seems that AzureCash is having a Yacht party for it's affiliate webmasters during RedneckGetaway.

Just one catch, everyone must be topless if they're on the boat.

I wonder how many female webmasters they are going to get to attend that one?

Did you guys rehire that bald Uncle Fester guy and let him do promo again?

:blowup01:

Toby 05-30-2007 11:35 AM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
Pretty good way to ensure that the only women attending will be the hired talent. :thumbdown

Also a good way to lose female affiliates.

Shhhh, listen carefully....

Do you hear that?

It's the sound of female affiliates pulling links.
(some male affiliates will likely do the same)

ScottMcGowan 05-30-2007 12:21 PM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby (Post 783206)
Pretty good way to ensure that the only women attending will be the hired talent. :thumbdown

Also a good way to lose female affiliates.

Shhhh, listen carefully....

Do you hear that?

It's the sound of female affiliates pulling links.
(some male affiliates will likely do the same)

And pussy slammin' shut

softball 05-30-2007 01:07 PM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 783202)
It seems that AzureCash is having a Yacht party for it's affiliate webmasters during RedneckGetaway.

Just one catch, everyone must be topless if they're on the boat.

I wonder how many female webmasters they are going to get to attend that one?

Did you guys rehire that bald Uncle Fester guy and let him do promo again?

:blowup01:

Bad idea. Very bad idea. WTF are they thinking? This is freaking business, not a swingers bash.

JoesHO 05-30-2007 06:00 PM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
Maybe they wanted it to be a fishing triP????

maybe they like the cock?

Maybe they are trying to see whos webmaster man boobs are the biggest?


Those guys are kinda wierd I guess huh. does the Tall lerch guy still work there ?

Hell Puppy 05-31-2007 12:11 AM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
We live in an odd industry where one of the primary job requirements of marketing directors is often to figure out how to throw a "talked about" party, buy everyone drinks, and be considered "top notch" after the show by everyone on GFY.

How do you measure ROI on something like that? "Hey, we didn't gain any new business, but the kids on GFY sure do think we're cool now!"

softball 05-31-2007 12:45 AM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 783350)
We live in an odd industry where one of the primary job requirements of marketing directors is often to figure out how to throw a "talked about" party, buy everyone drinks, and be considered "top notch" after the show by everyone on GFY.

How do you measure ROI on something like that? "Hey, we didn't gain any new business, but the kids on GFY sure do think we're cool now!"

There is always a time and a place for a vanity blow out.

gonzo 05-31-2007 12:47 AM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 783355)
There is always a time and a place for a vanity blow out.

Ill see if I can get kayla to come by for a pee.

tony404 05-31-2007 10:59 AM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
Well there may be no girls but I can bet there will still be lots of tits to see lol

bluemoney 05-31-2007 04:03 PM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 783476)
Well there may be no girls but I can bet there will still be lots of tits to see lol

:barfon:

Nymph 06-01-2007 08:19 AM

Re: How To Ensure Your Party Is A Sausagefest
 
They must be idiots if they think this little stunt won't cost them money.


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