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sarettah 01-23-2007 03:34 PM

I was asked today
 
Why I act like I am so much better than everyone else.


I had to think about it a while, go up to the top of the mountain and meditate, crawl before the great masters and avail myself of their wisdom, I went and scoured the amazon, oared myself up the Nile, visited the ancient places of power and magic.


but I finally arrived at the truth hidden in a small nook deep within the bowels of the great pyramid, within a cursed urn. A small slip of papyrus revealed it to me with more clarity than I had ever experienced. It was quite simple actually, there on that ancient scrap of scroll lay the words.

Who's acting?





:yowsa:

spazlabz 01-23-2007 03:43 PM

Re: I was asked today
 
I was wondering where I left my scroll :yowsa:


spaz

sarettah 01-23-2007 03:57 PM

Re: I was asked today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 760362)
I was wondering where I left my scroll :yowsa:


spaz



Yours? That explains why it was so damn sticky :blink:

Rcourt64 01-23-2007 04:45 PM

Re: I was asked today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 760360)
Why I act like I am so much better than everyone else.


I had to think about it a while, go up to the top of the mountain and meditate, crawl before the great masters and avail myself of their wisdom, I went and scoured the amazon, oared myself up the Nile, visited the ancient places of power and magic.


but I finally arrived at the truth hidden in a small nook deep within the bowels of the great pyramid, within a cursed urn. A small slip of papyrus revealed it to me with more clarity than I had ever experienced. It was quite simple actually, there on that ancient scrap of scroll lay the words.

Who's acting?





:yowsa:


Harrison Ford ???? ^_^

sarettah 01-23-2007 04:48 PM

Re: I was asked today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 760369)
Harrison Ford ???? ^_^

I get that all the time on the street. I really don't see the resemblance though :huh:

Hell Puppy 01-23-2007 10:14 PM

Re: I was asked today
 
Ya know, people who think they know it all, piss off those of us who really do.

spazlabz 01-24-2007 08:55 AM

Re: I was asked today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 760404)
Ya know, people who think they know it all, piss off those of us who really do.

yeah ya do! but this is a thread about being better then everyone!! :yowsa:



spaz

Rcourt64 01-24-2007 11:38 AM

Re: I was asked today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 760360)
Why I act like I am so much better than everyone else.
http://myadg.com/oprano/snoody.gif


I had to think about it a while,
http://myadg.com/oprano/snoring.gif


go up to the top of the mountain and meditate,
http://myadg.com/oprano/mountain.gif




crawl before the great masters and avail myself of their wisdom,
http://myadg.com/oprano/fuck_oprano.gif


I went and scoured the amazon, oared myself up the Nile, visited the ancient places of power and magic. but I finally arrived at the truth hidden in a small nook deep within the bowels of the great pyramid,
http://myadg.com/oprano/pyramids.gif


within a cursed urn.
http://myadg.com/oprano/tcan.jpg

A small slip of papyrus revealed it to me with more clarity than I had ever experienced. It was quite simple actually,
there on that ancient scrap of scroll lay the words.


Who's acting?





:yowsa:


I was bored. hehehe

spazlabz 01-24-2007 12:01 PM

Re: I was asked today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 760572)
I was bored. hehehe

hahahahaha :okthumb: :yowsa:

that was great!!:wnw:


spaz

Rcourt64 01-24-2007 05:51 PM

Re: This silence is killing me today
 
:unsure: IT'S SO QUITE AROUND HERE TODAY :unsure:

Where is everyone today?
:scratchin

Did poo-poo head Ferd scare everyone off?

Dee_InsomniacCash 01-24-2007 09:23 PM

Re: I was asked today
 
Sometimes it can be so tough being perfect. Other peopel just don't understand lol

softball 01-24-2007 09:56 PM

Re: I was asked today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee_InsomniacCash (Post 760771)
Sometimes it can be so tough being perfect. Other peopel just don't understand lol

If you were perfect, you wouldn't make typos.

gonzo 01-24-2007 11:01 PM

Re: I was asked today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee_InsomniacCash (Post 760771)
Sometimes it can be so tough being perfect. Other peopel just don't understand lol


Welcome to Oprano.

And it was a catchup day from Vegas for me.

sarettah 01-25-2007 12:28 AM

Re: I was asked today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 760772)
If you were perfect, you wouldn't make typos.

I only make perfect tpyos :yowsa:

Dianna Vesta 01-25-2007 06:58 AM

Re: This silence is killing me today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 760732)
:unsure: IT'S SO QUITE AROUND HERE TODAY :unsure:

Where is everyone today?
:scratchin

Did poo-poo head Ferd scare everyone off?

Hey since you have free time and bored, why don't you come over and fix my database at Femsupreme? Its still fucked up.

Rcourt64 01-25-2007 10:33 AM

Re: This silence is killing me today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta (Post 760873)
Hey since you have free time and bored, why don't you come over and fix my database at Femsupreme? Its still fucked up.

1) A lady like yourself should not be using horrific language like: "...fucked up". :knitting:
2) Your way to up North now for the drive: VA ain't around the corner. :car-smile
3) And you might beat or whip my ass if i don't fix it correct. :1DBH:

...So, :unsure: ...No Thanks. I'l stay in Rainy FL

Dianna Vesta 01-26-2007 09:09 AM

Re: This silence is killing me today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcourt64 (Post 760900)
1) A lady like yourself should not be using horrific language like: "...fucked up". :knitting:
2) Your way to up North now for the drive: VA ain't around the corner. :car-smile
3) And you might beat or whip my ass if i don't fix it correct. :1DBH:

...So, :unsure: ...No Thanks. I'l stay in Rainy FL


lol- lady? Hmmmm Fuck that.

whip your ass? well thats likely!

sarettah 01-26-2007 05:09 PM

Re: This silence is killing me today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dianna Vesta (Post 760873)
Hey since you have free time and bored, why don't you come over and fix my database at Femsupreme? Its still fucked up.


What is screwed up on what part of it? I am down in inverness fla right now and my mail server is down (as soon as I left town, murphy came to visit, wouldn't you know)


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