HO HO HOE Here comes Santa Claus
 

And he’s just spent the summer in Hedonism originally kidnapped by some kinky Icelandic girls. Now he’s back ready to do his J.O.B and bestowing ANY 4 Gifts you want. The sky’s the limit but you CAN’T ask for money.

Hurry before the old bitch finds him and puts his ass back in order.

What’s your list?

Mine:

1)Jenna Jameson as my slave
2)Pam Anderson as my slave
3)50 room castle on a private island
4)Howard Stern as my slave


I figured owning these people I can pretty much have what I want.

Re: HO HO HOE Here comes Santa Claus
 

I have already mailed my letter to Santa asking for #3.... did he let you read my letter?

Re: HO HO HOE Here comes Santa Claus
 

Where do you think I got the idea? lol - Oh and he can on grant ONE 50 room castle and sense I'm in charge of PR I get it.

How about a 50 apt housing project in Brooklyn?

Re: HO HO HOE Here comes Santa Claus
 

Can I get just a tent on the private island??? I an not fond of cold weather

Re: HO HO HOE Here comes Santa Claus
 

Sure but the attire is NUDE, collared, shackled and your cock and balls locked up. Then you don't need a tent. We have a very special room for you. ;)

Re: HO HO HOE Here comes Santa Claus
 

i will write a letter today and i prefer #1.. :whistling

Re: HO HO HOE Here comes Santa Claus
 

Its not a choice from the lits. That is MY list. You need to make your own. Better hurry.