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gonzo 08-07-2006 11:22 PM

Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
http://www.oprano.com/lc.jpg

Hammer 08-08-2006 08:22 AM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
He made it very difficult to concentrate on the actual interviews that he was dying to get involved with. When he struck that pose I thought I was going to hurt something trying not to laugh.

pam 08-08-2006 09:22 AM

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I see his name on every board I visit but have never read any posts by him. So far I've determined he drank at lot at Internext and was fucked in the ass by some chick with a strap-on.

Other than that -- who is he, what does he do?

Footman 08-08-2006 09:34 AM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Is there always so much excitement at these shows?

Lawrence Connor 08-08-2006 10:40 AM

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:unsure: :huh: :blink: I don't remember it as at the time I was very drunk.

but damn just as well that guy in your great pic you posted :waving:

is one :okthumb: :clapping: dead sexy mothafucka :yowsa: :-pearl:

Hammer 08-08-2006 10:47 AM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pam
Other than that -- who is he, what does he do?

It's a long story and probably best if you just do some board searches because it's been going on for a few years now.

Here's a short synopsis.

He wanted to be a porn star.

He made an extreme nuisance of himself on the boards and was banned from most of them multiple times.

TheLegacy gave him a chance to be a porn star and set up a shoot with Lanny Barbi.

If LC couldn't get it up, he agreed to let Lannny fuck him in the ass with a strapon.

He couldn't get it up and took his medicine.

He claims the shoot was rigged and they did everything they could to make it impossible for him to get aroused and do the deed.

Two years later, he's still bitter and continues to annoy us.

Lawrence Connor 08-08-2006 10:49 AM

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so.....?......it's not at all about what people have taken of it
and make out of it after the show for a long time too, then?

Footman 08-08-2006 10:55 AM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Gives a whole new meaning to the saying:
"Don't let your mouth make a bet that your ass can't cover"

I think I'll give up gambling just in case...

Lawrence Connor 08-08-2006 10:59 AM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
>>cheating in the bet makes it more fun for the people who want
to set you up and more sure for it to go one way they want it to.

Hammer 08-08-2006 11:04 AM

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Cheating is bad, but bending the rules to achieve a desired outcome is fair play. You got burned for not knowing how to play the game, but you weren't cheated.

Footman 08-08-2006 11:06 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawrence Connor
>>cheating in the bet makes it more fun for the people who want
to set you up and more sure for it to go one way they want it to.

Then I'm definitely giving up gambling...

Mish 08-08-2006 03:03 PM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
So sad... really. But once again, I missed all the fun.

gonzo 08-08-2006 03:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mish@LVNCash
So sad... really. But once again, I missed all the fun.

I figured if he was taking pics of us we should take some of him.

softball 08-08-2006 03:31 PM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer
It's a long story and probably best if you just do some board searches because it's been going on for a few years now.

Here's a short synopsis.

He wanted to be a porn star.

He made an extreme nuisance of himself on the boards and was banned from most of them multiple times.

TheLegacy gave him a chance to be a porn star and set up a shoot with Lanny Barbi.

If LC couldn't get it up, he agreed to let Lannny fuck him in the ass with a strapon.

He couldn't get it up and took his medicine.

He claims the shoot was rigged and they did everything they could to make it impossible for him to get aroused and do the deed.

Two years later, he's still bitter and continues to annoy us.

Ironic that that website has gone tits up and LC is still around.

softball 08-08-2006 03:36 PM

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He seems to be getting some traffic on his site. Maybe this is an opportunity in disguise.
Anyone here watched the "Trailer Park Boys". He looks just like bubbles.

TheEnforcer 08-08-2006 03:54 PM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mish@LVNCash
So sad... really. But once again, I missed all the fun.


Got that clock you guys gave out sitting here on my messy desk! LOL

Mish 08-08-2006 04:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
Got that clock you guys gave out sitting here on my messy desk! LOL

YAY!!!! :clapping0
That almost makes it worth all the drama I went through with the premium company... I hope you think of me each time you see it.

Sorry I didn't get a chance to meet you at the show!

gonzo 08-08-2006 04:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mish@LVNCash
YAY!!!! :clapping0
That almost makes it worth all the drama I went through with the premium company... I hope you think of me each time you see it.

Sorry I didn't get a chance to meet you at the show!

I have mine here too but got to make place where I can see it.
Very useful for us that loose track of time

swank 08-08-2006 07:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical
He seems to be getting some traffic on his site. Maybe this is an opportunity in disguise.
Anyone here watched the "Trailer Park Boys". He looks just like bubbles.

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Forsberg's Dog 08-09-2006 01:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

gggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

pam 08-09-2006 09:18 AM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer
It's a long story and probably best if you just do some board searches because it's been going on for a few years now.

Here's a short synopsis. .

So he could not get it up and yet is mad at everyone else?

lol

Hammer 08-09-2006 10:59 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pam
So he could not get it up and yet is mad at everyone else?

Yeah, like I said in another thread, he says he was cheated when in reality he just didn't know how to play the game. If it had been me and I knew there was a good chance I'd be nervous -- which I'm sure most of us non professional porn stars would be -- I would have taken Viagra before the shoot just to be sure.

Footman 08-09-2006 11:19 AM

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He didn't take the blue pill? Geez... Even the professionals do, hence the word "professionals." They need to perform when needed to get paid so they do what they need to do.

spazlabz 08-09-2006 12:12 PM

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occassional impotence can be a very embarrassing thing

congrats to LC for turning his misfortune into Fame like no other can claim

literally EVERYBODY knows his name and history... even if they find it out in bits and pieces

when he becomes a big boy he will learn how to use that fame to achieve fortune and then he will be a force heh heh


spaz

gonzo 08-09-2006 12:50 PM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz
occassional impotence can be a very embarrassing thing

congrats to LC for turning his misfortune into Fame like no other can claim

literally EVERYBODY knows his name and history... even if they find it out in bits and pieces

when he becomes a big boy he will learn how to use that fame to achieve fortune and then he will be a force heh heh


spaz

This is very true

Hammer 08-09-2006 01:57 PM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz
occassional impotence can be a very embarrassing thing

congrats to LC for turning his misfortune into Fame like no other can claim

literally EVERYBODY knows his name and history... even if they find it out in bits and pieces

when he becomes a big boy he will learn how to use that fame to achieve fortune and then he will be a force heh heh


spaz

I've told him that for years, but he still hasn't figured it out yet. His idea was to put up http://www.sofuckingbanned.com Doh!

spazlabz 08-09-2006 02:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer
I've told him that for years, but he still hasn't figured it out yet. His idea was to put up http://www.sofuckingbanned.com Doh!

A forum!
hahahaha

hey LC --- you got a lot of buttons up there, where is your Oprano button?


spaz

Lawrence Connor 08-09-2006 04:44 PM

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it was an oversight, sorry about that, will get one up soon, thanks

spazlabz 08-09-2006 04:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawrence Connor
it was an oversight, sorry about that, will get one up soon, thanks

cool i am refreshing the page:okthumb:


spaz

Lawrence Connor 08-09-2006 05:20 PM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz
cool i am refreshing the page:okthumb:


spaz

it's fixed now ;)

spazlabz 08-09-2006 05:23 PM

Re: Lawrence Conner poses for Hammer Uncut
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawrence Connor
it's fixed now ;)

That looks great man :) thanks for fixing the oversight


spaz


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