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gonzo 07-06-2006 12:28 PM

1,2,3 its Carly
 
If your not promoting Squirting Carly you are missing out on a flood of cash.

Fatfuckingcash.com is your source for all the promo tools and trust me she is the real deal. No faked pissing or a little dribble . . . Carly squirts! She retains! Her weekly cam shows are always packed and your surfers will be able to interact with her live as she usually has 4 massive squirts in one hour.

Still not convinced? Then see why Carly's video clips are already a hit on pornotube remaining in the top viewed clips since launch.

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=153

Stay tuned as we are in the production phase of releasing the worlds first Squirtumentary . . . Stalking the Wild Squirtasarous.

spazlabz 07-06-2006 12:34 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
DAMN that girl has got some juice!!
should sell like mad Gonzo


spaz

Hammer 07-06-2006 07:33 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
hehehe, you said 'flood'.

gonzo 07-14-2006 12:18 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Just an update on the flood. Carly just called today to report that she has just flooded her 2nd laptop doing a live cam show for her members.

Alas this one did not survive either and has gone to the laptop heaven in the sky.

Squirting fans stay tuned and I will report when the "ruinated" laptop goes up for auction on Ebay.

TheEnforcer 07-14-2006 01:58 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Hahahaha.. that's freaking great stuff. :okthumb:

squirtingcarly 07-17-2006 12:08 AM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Well it may be great stuff but it SUCKS ASS!! LOL

I have set up an old desktop on a cart so I can keep up with my shows and not miss out any member action. Not exactly as mobile as I would like but I have learned my lesson and hope the computer gods smile on me again. :)

Plus this way Buddah won't be interrupted by me needing to get online, for some reason he doesn't like that.

SirenaRose 07-17-2006 12:59 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Hey Carly - have you looked at those "indestructable" keyboard things? You could safely keep your laptop off to the side & at a greater distance. They're regular ps2 cords, but are waterproof & squirty proof and all those kind of things.

Just a thought to help ya...oh and they're only like 12 bucks too.

SweetJeanette 07-17-2006 03:11 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Looking good :okthumb:

squirtingcarly 07-17-2006 10:26 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SirenaRose
Hey Carly - have you looked at those "indestructable" keyboard things? You could safely keep your laptop off to the side & at a greater distance. They're regular ps2 cords, but are waterproof & squirty proof and all those kind of things.

Just a thought to help ya...oh and they're only like 12 bucks too.

Thanks girl, I will have to remember that when I get my new laptop. :)

Forsberg's Dog 07-18-2006 12:15 AM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
pppppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

gonzo 07-18-2006 12:23 AM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Forsberg's Dog
pppppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No its nut!

SirenaRose 07-18-2006 01:51 AM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by squirtingcarly
Thanks girl, I will have to remember that when I get my new laptop. :)

LOL now they just need to come up with indestructable webcams...I'm surprised mine is still working anymore. LOL

squirtingcarly 07-18-2006 02:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Forsberg's Dog
pppppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Please before you post such nonsense EDUCATE yourself. :okthumb:

spazlabz 07-18-2006 02:41 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by squirtingcarly
Please before you post such nonsense EDUCATE yourself. :okthumb:

We've all heard about squirting being faked with urine and 'charging'... why don't you take the oppurtinity to "EDUCATE" us yourself?

explain about squirting, how its done and how it can make us money promoting your site. you know, give some good squirting carly text about its authenticity and how it can translate into sales...

instead of kicking a dog LOL


spaz

squirtingcarly 07-18-2006 06:47 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
I wasn’t asked a question, he just posted a real childish comment. If I had been asked a serious question I would have given a serious answer.

Female ejaculation or squirting refers to the expulsion of fluid from the urethra during orgasm. The paraurethral/skenes gland also referred to as the G-spot produces female ejaculate fluid. These glands open into the urethra. During sexual stimulation they swell and fill with fluid. The muscle contractions during orgasm force the fluid into the urethra causing the ejaculation or expulsion of the fluids.

I have been squirting for a long time, before I had ever heard of the internet.
There is a lot of faked squirting online, I won’t argue with that. Most of the ones I have seen are poor fakes and wouldn’t fool anyone who actually knows what female ejaculation is.

I have found that there is a strong hardcore following of real fans of female ejaculation. A lot of the emails I get are from guys who have had a squirter in their past and appreciate the real thing when they see it.

Part of the attraction of squirting is the knowledge that the woman has had a real orgasm. Most of the time men can’t be sure if a woman actually came or if she was faking it. That goes for porn sites as well as real life.

I am a real woman who really enjoys having orgasms, that comes across in my site. In this world of cookie cutter sites with plastic Barbie dolls you may be surprised at how many people find that refreshing.

Forsberg's Dog 07-18-2006 11:46 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by squirtingcarly
I wasn’t asked a question, he just posted a real childish comment. If I had been asked a serious question I would have given a serious answer.

Female ejaculation or squirting refers to the expulsion of fluid from the urethra during orgasm. The paraurethral/skenes gland also referred to as the G-spot produces female ejaculate fluid. These glands open into the urethra. During sexual stimulation they swell and fill with fluid. The muscle contractions during orgasm force the fluid into the urethra causing the ejaculation or expulsion of the fluids.

I have been squirting for a long time, before I had ever heard of the internet.
There is a lot of faked squirting online, I won’t argue with that. Most of the ones I have seen are poor fakes and wouldn’t fool anyone who actually knows what female ejaculation is.

I have found that there is a strong hardcore following of real fans of female ejaculation. A lot of the emails I get are from guys who have had a squirter in their past and appreciate the real thing when they see it.

Part of the attraction of squirting is the knowledge that the woman has had a real orgasm. Most of the time men can’t be sure if a woman actually came or if she was faking it. That goes for porn sites as well as real life.

I am a real woman who really enjoys having orgasms, that comes across in my site. In this world of cookie cutter sites with plastic Barbie dolls you may be surprised at how many people find that refreshing.

ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh????????????????


IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Hell Puppy 07-19-2006 11:43 PM

Re: 1,2,3 its Carly
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Forsberg's Dog
ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh????????????????


IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


Serial is such a slut.


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