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sexeducatoon.com 05-23-2006 02:48 AM

I updated my site can I get a review please
 
Might have to wait for the dns to roll back around but perhaps not:

http://www.sexeducatoon.com/page5.htm

Thanks in advance

sexeducatoon.com 05-23-2006 11:46 AM

Re: I updated my site can I get a review please
 
HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:
Prostrate Gland Stimulations
There are many types of action that produce prostrate gland stimulations.
Meeting a woman with a big strap on
Meeting a Russian with a broomstick
Screwing around on webmaster boards
Creating multiple nicks on Oprano such as jspringer, rhymer or rhetorical and inviting people to ass fuck you
Telling lies about your meetings with former Presidents who used to grow peanuts
Bragging about how much you know about the adult biz but never ponying up any real information
Claiming that pics of your wife wearing FF stockings are not really your wife
Cheating the IRS
Answering posts in a topic titled "wibble"
Pissing with someone who only answers wibble
Having a handle such as LucLonely and living up to your established rep
Fucking with Sarettah when he's in a bad mood and has google open
Posting illegal content on websites
Participating in pedophile type activities
Promoting adult sites to minors
Mutual Fisting
Male Receiving Anal Sex ( Greek )
Female Receiving Anal Sex ( Backwards Greek )
Just acting like a total moron, and others.
If the penetration position or activity does not stimulate the prostrate gland - an ass fucking has not occurred regardless of gender.

softball 05-23-2006 11:51 AM

Re: I updated my site can I get a review please
 
Yes serge, you know how to kill a board.

Jace 05-23-2006 12:22 PM

Re: I updated my site can I get a review please
 
This isn't serge, it is John Beacock...a.k.a. SexEducation

Trev 05-23-2006 12:43 PM

Re: I updated my site can I get a review please
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
This isn't serge, it is John Beacock...a.k.a. SexEducation

No it's sexeducatoon, it's a nick that was created to fuck with the SexEducation fucktard. :)

Jace 05-23-2006 04:27 PM

Re: I updated my site can I get a review please
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
No it's sexeducatoon, it's a nick that was created to fuck with the SexEducation fucktard. :)

if I am not mistaken when John Beacock got banned from other boards he started using this nick instead

Jace 05-23-2006 04:29 PM

Re: I updated my site can I get a review please
 
oh jeez, maybe you are right now that I read that site

jesus, I can't keep up with all these fucking fake nicks anymore

sexeducatoon.com 05-23-2006 06:16 PM

Re: I updated my site can I get a review please
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
oh jeez, maybe you are right now that I read that site

jesus, I can't keep up with all these fucking fake nicks anymore


That is assfucking fake nicks if you don't mind.

sexeducatoon.com 05-24-2006 03:40 AM

Re: I updated my site can I get a review please
 
I had to update it again.


HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:
Prostrate Gland Stimulations
There are many types of action that produce prostrate gland stimulations.
Meeting a woman with a big strap on
Meeting a Russian with a broomstick
Screwing around on webmaster boards

Creating multiple nicks on Oprano such as jspringer, rhymer or rhetorical and inviting people to ass fuck you
Telling lies about your meetings with former Presidents who used to grow peanuts
Bragging about how much you know about the adult biz but never ponying up any real information
Claiming that pics of your wife wearing FF stockings are not really your wife
Cheating the IRS
Answering posts in a topic titled "wibble"
Pissing with someone who only answers wibble


Failing to get it up while on camera
Making an Ass out of yourself on every adult webmaster board there is
Having the initials LC and getting kicked from the Nav on a section 8


Having a handle such as LucLonely and living up to your established rep
Fucking with Sarettah when he's in a bad mood and has google open
Posting illegal content on websites
Participating in pedophile type activities
Promoting adult sites to minors
Mutual Fisting
Male Receiving Anal Sex ( Greek )
Female Receiving Anal Sex ( Backwards Greek )
Just acting like a total moron, and others.

If the penetration position or activity does not stimulate the prostrate gland - an ass fucking has not occurred regardless of gender.



Anal Orgasm is a lie !!!!!


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