Have you heard the one about...
 

The disciple who goes to the master.

Quite rudely he demands of the master: "Show me the path to enlightenment"

The master looks at the disciple for a few minutes and then smacks him upside the head then turns and walks away.

The disciple, pissed off, grabs the master turning him to face him and shouts: "I don't know what is wrong with you old man. I want enlightenment, show me the way. NOW!"

The master looks at the disciple and asks: "again?"

Re: Have you heard the one about...
 

Good one. All you need is a master. They are few and far between, grasshopper.

Re: Have you heard the one about...
 

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

Words to live by, grasshopper.