Death Declared Illegal!
 

Die at your own risk, mayor proposes

BIRITIBA MIRIM, Brazil (AP) -- There's no more room to bury the dead, they can't be cremated and laws forbid a new cemetery. So the mayor of this Brazilian farm town has proposed a solution: outlaw death.

Mayor Roberto Pereira da Silva's proposal to the Town Council asks residents to "take good care of your health in order not to die" and warns that "infractors will be held responsible for their acts."

Rest of the story: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/12/13/death.ban.ap/index.html

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I wonder what the penalty is...life in prisom?

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Didn't something similar happen in Paris? I think it was Paris, but I could be remembering wrong.

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Osiris I'm not sure what they ended up doing in Paris, but there's the Paris underground tunnel network thing, tunnels & tunnels that are just FULL of bodies & skeletons & ancient human remains... I can probably find a link about it, I do remember what you're talking about ;)

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You're probably thinking about the law passed in France that they can't lose another war.

Apparently if Frenchmen break the law and do lose another war, they'll be charged with treason, taken prisioners and executed ...

.... well, after first being liberated by the Americans and British. Then they'll be put to death. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

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How many French Troops does it take to defend Paris?














No one knows as it's never been done

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Hahah!

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:blink:

I do believe that His Honor the Mayor has snapped like a violin string.

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I love this:
So if you die, you will be held responsible for the act. Can this work as a murder defense? :)



It does seem to be working as an attention getter.

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Oooh! I love this one, Red!!! :okthumb:

"Hey! It's not my fault he broke the law and died when I shot him!" :)

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Like that will help them win :bustingup

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Their proposal sounds reasonable to me, I mean it's not much to ask is it ?

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There are always exceptions to the rule :)

http://www.xxxamigoz.com/precious.jpg

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Ahahahahaa that looks like at least 10% of my neighbours !

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I wouldn't want to be in their jails for a petty offense any more !!!

Sitting there with a bunch of stuffs, how boring...

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Smeagol the Chav I take it?

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at least they could prevent death people but somehow we couldnt avoid death, bec. who knows if our time is up so let it be...

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Actually it is remarkable that most Chavs look like this Dravyk :blink:

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That's an excellent question that Red brought up & great example Morgan!

I'd imagine the lawyers etc would manage to skim by on the bit "infractors will be responsible for THEIR acts" --The victims did not in this case shoot themselves. So, the murderer could likely face even heavier penalties.

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Damn. Chavs should eat more then! :speechles

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No, your honor, it was the victim's duty not to die of the bullet. It was he that broke the law in dying.

Remember, guns don't kill people. People fail to stay alive!

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