I'm a funny slut who loves phone sex!!!
 

Got this from a girlfriend....

Pick your Birthmonth:

you're a..

january- talented
febuary- lowlife
march- immature
apil- wild
may- exciting
june- weird
july- selfish
august- hot
september- funny
october- messed up
november- cool
december-sexy


now pick the color shirt you have on


pink- cupcake sales person
blue- hooker
red- bartender
green- Celebrity
purple- Mc Donalds worker
white- slut
yellow- taxi driver
black- chef
orange- homeless
gray- stripper
no shirt- millionare
other- toe nail clipper

LAST...the day you were born

1- that loves food
2- that hates kids
3- that needs attention
4- that is a murderer
5- who sucks at reading
6- who strips to pay for bills
7- who kills kids
8- who goes to dunkin donuts everyday
9- that loves laguna beach
10- that is OCD with something
11- that is cheating on someone for $$
12- who never brushes their hair
13- who licks peoples toes
14- who is a gold digger $$
15- that wants to be in love
16- who is secretly bi
17- that is a whore
18- who is anorexic
19- that wants someone they cant have
20- that owns two chinese fighting fish
21- that wants to have chinese food
22- that is obsessed with myspace
23- who loves phone sex
24- who wants sex
25- who is a bookworm
26- who will never have sex
27- who is a drug addict
28- who will live to be 121
29- who takes naked pictures of themselves
30- who will stay in the same place forever
31- who needs to brush their teeth

I'm a I'm a funny slut who loves phone sex!!! :okthumb:

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Cool hooker who kills kids ..

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This is how it worked out for Evil Chris this morning :"A sexy stripper who can't read" ROFL!!!!!!

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Cool millionaire that loves food :blink:



I'm Nickatilynx :yowsa:

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Trev's working in his pants again..


I'm an immature taxidriver who will never go anywhere.

the Mrs is an exciting hooker who strips to pay the bills.

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Hmm, it says for Timon:
He is a black man trapped in a white body eating Thai food. :yowsa:

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a sexy slut who needs to brush their teeth

ummm, okay.

Is someone spying on me?

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I'm a sexy hooker who strips to pay the bills.

That was actually true 25 years ago. Not the hooking, just the stripping.

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I'm a lowlife McDonald's worker who is secretly bi...

ouch!

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I'm a sexy Celebrity who wants someone they can't have :(

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Talented celebrity who goes to Dunkin Donuts every day.

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Ok Ok, just to prove it wrong, you can have me. ;) lol

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exciting taxi driver who is a whore


mmmmmm

HBO comes to mind.

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You Panamanian stereotype! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/whistling.gif

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dude read my typing


P U E R T O R R I C A N


want me to do sign language :)

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I could pull up 6 threads in which you've told everyone you're a Puertorrican, yet Dravyk still doesn't grasp it... Hardening of his arteries me thinks :unsure:

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immature celebrity who takes naked pictures of himself

I am leslie grantham ?

My god, the number of personalities I have is going through the roof....

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They're all welcome as long as they don't kill anyone ;)

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If you only pull up 6, you're missing some.

Dravyk...pay attention:

He's Puerto Rican.
He lives in Panama. Doesn't change his ethnicity, just his location.

Class dismissed. Go get a beer. ;)

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Well I thought I'd miss those out as it's MikeAI claiming he's a panamanian knowing nothing about America, Inabon is an American.


If you people are confused then you must be living state side :p

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Exactly!!!

for the love of R-n , Dravyk!!!!

He's a Rican , not a spic!!!

Jezzus!!

;-))

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Americans claim their "ethnicity" by where their ancestors came from originally.
My great-grandmother came over on the boat from Ireland, hence my "ethnicity" is Irish. My husbands grandparents came over from Czechoslovakia. His small town area in Pennsylvania is still divided into "Slovak" neighborhoods, Italian neighborhoods, etc. They don't have concertina wire between them anymore. :)

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Are you saying that Inabon isn't an American? :unsure:

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I love it when I can pull all of your chains so easily! :bustingup

Suckers! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif

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Theres an educated moron cap on it's way to you. Enjoy. :hmm:

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Is that some kind of racial slur because I'm black? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mad.gif

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Um...no...I was saying what I said. Where did you lose me? :blink:

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It was indeed :p

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Ok, just making sure!