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Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-05-2005 09:19 AM

Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
I love it here. Fat American women complain completely time that dear Russian 18 yr old it can take away their fat American husbands and boyfriends exactly by way wink on them. I love to be dear herself one in the place. Thus, if you please, everything, is which you fat American people if you please send to me den'g and I will show you my images, o'keyo?

Inabon 11-05-2005 09:25 AM

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HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

this is fucking bad english...

i know it is my second language but fuck at least i make more sense.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-05-2005 09:28 AM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

this is fucking bad english...

i know it is my second language but fuck at least i make more sense.

Not will be you homosexual puerto rican of model images with midget?

domtheboy 11-05-2005 11:35 AM

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Inabon 11-05-2005 12:30 PM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tatiana_Petroclovsky
Not will be you homosexual puerto rican of model images with midget?

me no understand what you say..... so i don´t care what you say...


shall i use hand signals??

Inabon 11-05-2005 12:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by domtheboy
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hahaha wasn´t that the one E.T. used to phone home??

domtheboy 11-05-2005 12:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
hahaha wasn´t that the one E.T. used to phone home??

:scratchin erm dunno actually, can't remember - haven't seen ET for ages !

Inabon 11-05-2005 12:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by domtheboy
:scratchin erm dunno actually, can't remember - haven't seen ET for ages !

haha well the point is i understand E.T. better..

hehe

domtheboy 11-05-2005 12:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
haha well the point is i understand E.T. better..

hehe


ahahaha I like it :okthumb:

Trev 11-05-2005 12:44 PM

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What a bunch of homos you've all turned in to...



Tatiana, hook a poor English webmaster up with some pics of that Russian pussy :yowsa:

Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-05-2005 12:54 PM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
What a bunch of homos you've all turned in to...



Tatiana, hook a poor English webmaster up with some pics of that Russian pussy :yowsa:

I would make that but I not can right now. The rich American webmaster was connected by and it is established upward website the Internet for all images of my pussy and breasts for me. He said it does not show image to any even as long as it not to make. I asked to it how long as long as not to have website and he said around 2 weeks. I said to it it could not await that with length in order to make it rich persons and it he said that it it will attempt to obtain it after it it is made tonight. Thus, possibly tonight I can show you images.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-05-2005 12:59 PM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
me no understand what you say..... so i don´t care what you say...


shall i use hand signals??

I said. You do not make homosexual images with midget?

Queen Bitch 11-05-2005 01:20 PM

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Por que no te vayas a chingar tu puta madre, idiota?

Queen Bitch 11-05-2005 01:21 PM

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Geez, this anon loser's syntax is straight out of Rocky & Bullwinkle...all we're missing is SQUIRREL. What a cretin!

Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-05-2005 01:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Bitch
Por que no te vayas a chingar tu puta madre, idiota?

porque mi mama está ocupado y mi papa tiene un dick mucho más grande. Pero su mama lamido la vez bastante agradable última estaba allí.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-05-2005 01:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Bitch
Geez, this anon loser's syntax is straight out of Rocky & Bullwinkle...all we're missing is SQUIRREL. What a cretin!

Fearless leader will be my idol.

Boris and Natasha will be the national heroes ever since they killed moose and squirell

Dravyk 11-05-2005 03:04 PM

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Exorcizo te, creatura olei. Omis virtus adversarii, omnis exceritus diaboli, omnis incúrus, omne phatasma Satanæ eradicare. Uf fiat ómnibus, qui eo usuri sunt, salus menti et corporis. Ab omni languore omni qui infirmitate and insidiis inimici liberéntur, cunctae adversitates separéntur a pusmate tuo!

:mf_popean

Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-05-2005 03:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Exorcizo te, creatura olei. Omis virtus adversarii, omnis exceritus diaboli, omnis incúrus, omne phatasma Satanæ eradicare. Uf fiat ómnibus, qui eo usuri sunt, salus menti et corporis. Ab omni languore omni qui infirmitate and insidiis inimici liberéntur, cunctae adversitates separéntur a pusmate tuo!

:mf_popean

I do not say language satan own

domtheboy 11-05-2005 03:49 PM

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I'm thinking Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction................





English motherfucker, do you speak it ?

Funbrunette 11-05-2005 05:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by domtheboy
I'm thinking Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction................





English motherfucker, do you speak it ?


ROFL!!!!!! :clapping0 Ok, it's obvious this is NOT a real person (no one has a grammar that bad!!!!) Now, who's the comedian?

Dravyk 11-05-2005 05:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette
ROFL!!!!!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/sm...clapping01.gif Ok, it's obvious this is NOT a real person (no one has a grammar that bad!!!!) Now, who's the comedian?

"No one has a grammar that bad"? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

Are you sure? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

How many grammars do you have, FB? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Ok, that was evil, but I had to go for it!

Funbrunette 11-05-2005 05:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
"No one has a grammar that bad"? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

Are you sure? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

How many grammars do you have, FB? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Ok, that was evil, but I had to go for it!

Dravyk...Sweetheart....I was being funny! :rolleyes:

Dravyk 11-05-2005 05:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette
Dravyk...Sweetheart....I was being funny! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/doh01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Funbrunette 11-05-2005 06:12 PM

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Ok, it is.... :groucho:

MorganGrayson 11-05-2005 08:08 PM

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Geeze, I hope somebody gives this Russian trollop a good smack before the new Tower of Babbel reaches the ceiling and we end up with a virtual skylight.

My fat American husband says "when hell freezes over, pigs fly and it's three years after my funeral, maybe. But only maybe."

Dravyk 11-05-2005 09:26 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Geeze, I hope somebody gives this Russian trollop a good smack before the new Tower of Babbel reaches the ceiling and we end up with a virtual skylight.

My fat American husband says "when hell freezes over, pigs fly and it's three years after my funeral, maybe. But only maybe."

I gave an exorcism in Latin! What more do ya want? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

MorganGrayson 11-05-2005 10:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
I gave an exorcism in Latin! What more do ya want? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

Oh, I don't know.

How about an exorcism that frigging WORKS? :harhar01:

Dravyk 11-05-2005 11:01 PM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Oh, I don't know.

How about an exorcism that frigging WORKS? :harhar01:

Picky, picky, picky! :hmm:

voodooman 11-05-2005 11:18 PM

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Whatever is inside that, is going to take more than Religion or Exorcism to release it.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-06-2005 10:38 AM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
how you say? mound? no no it is maybe bump?

Red 11-06-2005 11:04 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
I gave an exorcism in Latin! What more do ya want? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

You forgot the holy water. That's why it didn't work.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky 11-06-2005 11:07 AM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Red
You forgot the holy water. That's why it didn't work.

I thought you was my friend. I thought you it came to Russia to play with dear pussy girl 18 yr by old Russian.

Red 11-06-2005 11:26 AM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tatiana_Petroclovsky
I thought you was my friend. I thought you it came to Russia to play with dear pussy girl 18 yr by old Russian.

I wasn't being mean to you. I wouldn't give up being the only woman on this board who is not a transvestite. I was just telling Dravyk why it didn't work.

Dravyk 11-06-2005 05:06 PM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Red
You forgot the holy water. That's why it didn't work.

Not sure where to put that .... Should I spill some on my keyboard? Will that work? :blink:

LMAO! :harhar01:

MorganGrayson 11-06-2005 05:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Not sure where to put that .... Should I spill some on my keyboard? Will that work? :blink:

LMAO! :harhar01:

Would somebody *besides* me please suggest a place to Dravyk that he can put his holy water? :blink:


(Neener, neener, Dravyk! :bleh01: )

Dravyk 11-06-2005 05:45 PM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Would somebody *besides* me please suggest a place to Dravyk that he can put his holy water? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

(Neener, neener, Dravyk! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bleh01.gif )

10 points for finding the door I left open! :)




And 1 bitch slap for actually walking through it! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bitchslap.gif

MorganGrayson 11-06-2005 06:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
10 points for finding the door I left open! :)
And 1 bitch slap for actually walking through it! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bitchslap.gif

*thinking*

Deal! :)

Love the points, and I'm more than able to admit that suggesting a person insert holy water into a bodily orrifice deserves a good smack! :waving:

No one really thought I meant for someone to suggest he stick it in a drawer, right?

Dravyk 11-06-2005 07:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
No one really thought I meant for someone to suggest he stick it in a drawer, right?

Ok, I poured holy water into my drawers ...

And now I have a mysterious fog coming out of my briefs. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/sm...an_h4h01sp.gif

sarettah 11-06-2005 07:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Ok, I poured holy water into my drawers ...

And now I have a mysterious fog coming out of my briefs. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/sm...an_h4h01sp.gif

As opposed to the normal fog that usually comes out? :blink:

Dravyk 11-06-2005 09:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
As opposed to the normal fog that usually comes out? :blink:

Aha!!!

Now tell everyone how you would know that?

Sucker! :1usuck:

sarettah 11-06-2005 09:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Aha!!!

Now tell everyone how you would know that?

Sucker! :1usuck:

PD and Nick have both complained about it to me :blink:

Dale_Ryan 11-07-2005 06:02 AM

Re: Oprano, make you will fall in love with?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Inabon
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

this is fucking bad english...

i know it is my second language but fuck at least i make more sense.

I can learly see that dude.;)

ghost_of_tatiana 11-07-2005 10:59 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale_Ryan
I can learly see that dude.;)

I speak english better than you you do.

Will be you rich webmaster? You will fall in love to purchase the images of the dear ghost of the girl 18 yr of old Russian?


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