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sarettah 11-01-2005 09:28 AM

Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/thi...icle323797.ece

Of course, Scientologists are used to shelling out, since handing over cash is a key part of the Hubbard doctrine. On Saturday, it earned Cruise the Diamond Meritorious Award, which followed the platinum equivalent awarded last year when his contribution topped $2.5m (£1.4m). He remains the biggest donor to Scientology. Other members of the cult have been less content about paying up, complaining that they have been milked of thousands of pounds.

Newton 11-01-2005 09:46 AM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
East Grinstead LOL Looks like the place for a few shit bombs come November 5th, just a shame I won't be in the UK ..

Dale_Ryan 11-02-2005 04:43 AM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
That proves either Tom's devotion or stupidity..take your pick.

OldJeff 11-02-2005 06:49 AM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Is there a difference between Amway and Religion ?

MorganGrayson 11-02-2005 10:50 AM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OldJeff
Is there a difference between Amway and Religion ?

Amway has more cleaning products.

Phoenix 11-02-2005 11:25 AM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
religious donations are tax deductible?

Dravyk 11-02-2005 12:00 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Amway has more cleaning products.

hehehe :clapping:

Grump 11-02-2005 12:17 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Between them they cleanse your soul, house and wallet.

SykkBoy 11-02-2005 01:05 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
I really need to start a pyramid religion...

Grump 11-02-2005 01:19 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy
I really need to start a pyramid religion...

Shouldn't be tough to do. Just a matter of getting other people to believe in your imaginary friend.

Dravyk 11-02-2005 01:44 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grump
Shouldn't be tough to do. Just a matter of getting other people to believe in your imaginary friend.

It's worked for thousands of years so far. :blink:

TheEnforcer 11-02-2005 01:55 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Isn't all religion a form of Amay? ;)

justb 11-02-2005 02:01 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
do they still make Amway?

SykkBoy 11-02-2005 02:02 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grump
Shouldn't be tough to do. Just a matter of getting other people to believe in your imaginary friend.

well, they need to believe AND be able to contribute tithings ;-) (I learned a litle something from being a mormon for the first 12 years of my life ;-))

Dravyk 11-02-2005 02:15 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy
well, they need to believe AND be able to contribute tithings ;-)

Morale to the story:

Never start a church in a poor neighborhood.

Great traffic. No sales.

PornoDoggy 11-02-2005 02:37 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
The founders of Amway are extremely involved in right wing Republican politics, and have been for many years.

I'm not sure if they are also involved in the evangelical political movement themselves, but a great many of their executives and and highest level distributors are.

PornoDoggy 11-02-2005 02:38 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Morale to the story:

Never start a church in a poor neighborhood.

Great traffic. No sales.

Ahhh ... but that's not true. Take a drive through a poor neighborhood.

Smaller net per sale, higher close ratio. :)

MorganGrayson 11-02-2005 02:42 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy
well, they need to believe AND be able to contribute tithings ;-) (I learned a litle something from being a mormon for the first 12 years of my life ;-))

Ah.

*That* explains a lot. :blink:

Dravyk 11-02-2005 03:29 PM

Re: Is this a Religion ? Or an AMWAY ?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Ahhh ... but that's not true. Take a drive through a poor neighborhood.

Smaller net per sale, higher close ratio. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

LOL! Ok.

How to (legitmately) get the most money out of a poor neighborhood?

Run a liquor store.

And be sure to have a seperate counter for lottery tickets.
:seesaw01:

Dale_Ryan 11-03-2005 06:52 AM

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If you wanna get rich, it's either you go illegal or build your own religion.


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