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Sin	10-13-2005 05:33 AM

Sex Toys Illegal....

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HOUSTON - A Houston store clerk could face up to a year in prison because of the provocative items being sold on his north Houston store's shelves, KPRC Local 2 reported Tuesday. Houston police charged Jose Escalante with obscenity because he was in possession of adult toys with the intent to promote and sell them. If convicted, Escalante could face up to a year in prison and a $4,000 fine.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9672168/

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Local Grocery Store being investigated for promoting the sale of bananas next.. at a bible belt community near you. :bdance:

(A comment from the person who I 'stole' the link & info from ;) )

God Bless the USA... lol

Winetalk.com

10-13-2005 05:35 AM

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Green bananas are good.....

Sin	10-13-2005 05:37 AM

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So true! They're still nice an' hard!

...not that I fuck fruit.

Winetalk.com

10-13-2005 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Sin

So true! They're still nice an' hard!

...not that I fuck fruit.

would you fuck a fruit cake?
;)

Sin	10-13-2005 05:42 AM

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Alas, I don't think you could possibly ever fall under 'fruitcake' category, so no.

Granted I can be a bit of a fruit cake at times I suppose, so if masturbating counts as fucking a fruitcake, then I suppose my answer would have to be yes.

Winetalk.com

10-13-2005 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sin

Lucky you...I have forgotten how it's done
:(

:)

Biggy

10-13-2005 08:37 AM

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bubble gum is the next thing to be outlawed. make sure you buy all you can right now. chewing gum promotes oral sex.

Funbrunette

10-13-2005 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggy

bubble gum is the next thing to be outlawed. make sure you buy all you can right now. chewing gum promotes oral sex.

ROFL!!!!! Let me stock up then....:okthumb:

EroticySteve

10-13-2005 09:23 AM

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Good, sex toys are disgusting and for weird perverts.

J/K, to hear news like that is ridiculous.

Almighty Jim

10-13-2005 12:21 PM

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Sound like Georgia's dildo laws; anything sold to be used to stimulate the genitalia ....:bdance:

I guess certain folks down here better start growing their own ... Cucumbers and Squash that is.

pushpills

10-13-2005 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

would you fuck a fruit cake?
;)

everyone i fuck is a fruitcake.

TheEnforcer

10-13-2005 12:41 PM

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Oh yeah.. texas is fucked up that way...

Sin	10-13-2005 09:24 PM

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Update: Not Guilty!

http://www.wsbtv.com/irresistible/5093935/detail.html

Or is he?
if you read closely...

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However, prosecutors said the law is the law, and that anyone caught in possession of six or more adult toys deemed obscene by the law is presumed to be promoting them and could be arrested.

An officer who testified in the trial said an adult toy is obscene if it is contained in a package with a label that indicates the toy is designed to be used in a sexual act.

SykkBoy

10-14-2005 12:59 AM

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if only my ex had taken off to Texas instead of Colorado....hmmm...

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