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PornoDoggy 10-11-2005 07:04 PM

Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
I'm sure I can think of dumber ones, but who the hell paid out enough money for them to make 4 "Tremors" movies?

Trev 10-11-2005 07:07 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
I'm sure I can think of dumber ones, but who the hell paid out enough money for them to make 4 "Tremors" movies?

I've seen them all... :unsure:

SykkBoy 10-11-2005 07:41 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
I'm sure I can think of dumber ones, but who the hell paid out enough money for them to make 4 "Tremors" movies?

I just pre-ordered the new box set....

the dumbest by far is The Howling series
I love a good werewolf movie and the original is still one of ther best of all-time werewolf movies, but the sequels were shite, even by my taste.,..and I'm the guy who owns the movie "Monsturd" about a killer half-man/half-lump of shit (no, not George W Bush)

a close second would be the Amityville Horror series...

Evil Chris 10-11-2005 07:58 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Maybe Twin Peaks.

You either loved it or hated it.
I thought it was good for awhile, but then it started to get stupid.

DrGuile 10-11-2005 10:45 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Police Academy...

JR 10-11-2005 11:05 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
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Originally Posted by DrGuile
Police Academy...

thats not entirely fair. the first one was original and funny. the rest of them were pathetic. :)

Dravyk 10-11-2005 11:30 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
The two Conan movies. :o

PornoDoggy 10-11-2005 11:32 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
I agree ... the first Police Academy movie was funny as hell.

Tremors didn't get any worse from 1 through 4, as far as I could tell. It had nowhere to go but up - it didn't.

Top_Of_Google_Man 10-12-2005 08:32 AM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
How many Halloween movies have we had now? must be at least 6?

MorganGrayson 10-12-2005 09:56 AM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
I've seen them all... :unsure:

Me, too, crumpet. Some of my faves. :unsure:

The only thing that pisses me off totally about the Halloween series (ok, it's impossible to get *that* emotional about this sort of thing, but...something like that) is: who in the absolute HELL was the guy with the silver tipped cowboy boots?????? Michael Myers in cell...close up on silver tipped cowboy boots walking to cell...and...no explanation. Ever.

I also want to know if Jamie Lee Curtis had to pay money to have her character killed off in that little "tack on the beginning" sequence.

Anybody else ever see "C.H.U.D."? :)

EroticySteve 10-12-2005 11:31 AM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Revenge of the Nerds. Especially since the ended up on "straight to VHS/DVD" and as TV specials.

SykkBoy 10-12-2005 12:05 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Top_Of_Google_Man
How many Halloween movies have we had now? must be at least 6?

8 with a 9th in the works and a *shudder* fucking remake being discussed...

I have forgiven a lot that happened in the Halloween series:
in Part 3, there was no Michael Myers...movie was decent if it were titled something else...so forgiven...

Part 6 had that whole thorn cult thing and the whacky cops...decent kill scenes, so forgiven...

Part 8 had Bustah fucking Rhymes going one on one with Big Mike...no fucking way...ever! Fuck John Carpenter for cashing that check (he's often admitted he hates the series, but enjoys cashing the checks he gets even though he hasn't went near a Halloween screenplay since Part 3)

Morgan, silver tipped cowboy boots guy was supposed to be part of the Thorn cult alluded to in Part 6, but some fuckface studio suit at Dimension films had some ideas of their own...fuck Dimension films...

sorry, did I go off on a rant there? pardon me...

MorganGrayson 10-12-2005 12:19 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
THANK YOU, SYKKBOY!!! :clapping:

Damn, how that has bugged....

PornoDoggy 10-12-2005 12:20 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Alien vs Predator was pretty bad ... I can only imagine that Freddy vs Jason was worse.

Funbrunette 10-12-2005 12:37 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
1. Disclosure
2. Showgirls
3. Mystery Men
4. Death to Smoochy (What the hell was Edward Norton thinking?!!!)
5. K-PAX (Tam-PAX)
6. In Dreams (Oh dear me...)
7. The Beach
8. Next Best Thing
9. The Muse
10. Dirty Dancing
11. Thinner
And I could go on for days....lol

SykkBoy 10-12-2005 12:49 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Alien vs Predator was pretty bad ... I can only imagine that Freddy vs Jason was worse.

Oh man, I loved Freddy Vs. Jason, hehe

It made me want to return to Elm Street (after the dogshit part 5 and 6, I was afraid, but they got it right with part 7 and then of course FvJ)

PornoDoggy 10-12-2005 12:53 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
When will we see an "Alien & Predator vs Freddie & Jason" tag team match?

Trev 10-12-2005 12:58 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
When will we see an "Alien & Predator vs Freddie & Jason" tag team match?

I'd actually watch that if the made it :D

SykkBoy 10-12-2005 01:13 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
I'd actually watch that if the made it :D

same here....unless it was PG13 ;-)))

Trev 10-12-2005 01:15 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy
same here....unless it was PG13 ;-)))

Oh it would have to be an 18 minimum. :okthumb:

TheEnforcer 10-12-2005 01:30 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
Alien vs Predator was pretty bad ... I can only imagine that Freddy vs Jason was worse.

I actually enjoyed both of those. :whistling

A lot of people, myself included, thought the Freddy vs. Jason was done pretty well though most people panned the Alien vs Predator movie.

PornoDoggy 10-12-2005 01:38 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
I guess it's the genre, but I just can't take most of them.

SykkBoy 10-12-2005 01:39 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer
I actually enjoyed both of those. :whistling

A lot of people, myself included, thought the Freddy vs. Jason was done pretty well though most people panned the Alien vs Predator movie.

My biggest issue with Alien Vs. Predator was not only the watering down for the PG13, but the jumpcuts were too quick and at times it was hard to tell what was going on due to those quick cuts

justb 10-12-2005 01:42 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette
1. Disclosure
2. Showgirls
3. Mystery Men
4. Death to Smoochy (What the hell was Edward Norton thinking?!!!)
5. K-PAX (Tam-PAX)
6. In Dreams (Oh dear me...)
7. The Beach
8. Next Best Thing
9. The Muse
10. Dirty Dancing
11. Thinner
And I could go on for days....lol

I liked Death to Smoochy but on a Kevin Spacey note i agree on K-Pax and I also hated Life of David Gale and Pay it Forward.

RyanLanane 10-12-2005 01:43 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
"Biscuits and Mustrards - Uhmmm Hmmm Uhhmmm Hmmm"

STUPIDEST GOD DAMN MOVIE I HAVE EVER SPENT $20 on

I was pissed and I was makign so much money it wasn't funny. It's the only movie that TRULY sticks out in my mind as horrible. I have gotten my $20 worth by bitching to every human possible about it though lol ...

pushpills 10-12-2005 01:53 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
adam sandlers first movie "Going overboard". so painful, you'll wish you were dead. makes waterboy look like citizen kane.

OldJeff 10-12-2005 04:24 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
Me, too, crumpet. Some of my faves. :unsure:

The only thing that pisses me off totally about the Halloween series (ok, it's impossible to get *that* emotional about this sort of thing, but...something like that) is: who in the absolute HELL was the guy with the silver tipped cowboy boots?????? Michael Myers in cell...close up on silver tipped cowboy boots walking to cell...and...no explanation. Ever.

I also want to know if Jamie Lee Curtis had to pay money to have her character killed off in that little "tack on the beginning" sequence.

Anybody else ever see "C.H.U.D."? :)

Canibalistic Huminoid Underground Dwellers, nope never saw it

MorganGrayson 10-12-2005 05:28 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OldJeff
Canibalistic Huminoid Underground Dwellers, nope never saw it

:bustingup

Everything is just hitting me right today!!! :)

High "5"!!! :okthumb:

Newton 10-12-2005 06:02 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
CHUD was deplorable ..

SykkBoy 10-12-2005 06:14 PM

Re: Dumbest Movie / Series?
 
CHUD 2 was pretty bad

I kinda liked CHUD


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