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TheEnforcer 10-06-2005 01:57 PM

I'm on a mission from God....
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pre.../06/bush.shtml

Category: News

Date: 06.10.2005
Printable version



This press release is embargoed until 2230 hours on Thursday 6 October. Before that time it is only available through the link which you have been sent.



President George W. Bush told Palestinian ministers that God had told him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq - and create a Palestinian State, a new BBC series reveals.



In Elusive Peace: Israel and the Arabs, a major three-part series on BBC TWO (at 9.00pm on Monday 10, Monday 17 and Monday 24 October), Abu Mazen, Palestinian Prime Minister, and Nabil Shaath, his Foreign Minister, describe their first meeting with President Bush in June 2003.



Nabil Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"



Abu Mazen was at the same meeting and recounts how President Bush told him: "I have a moral and religious obligation. So I will get you a Palestinian state."



The series charts the attempts to bring peace to the Middle East, from Bill Clinton's peace talks in 1999/2000 to Israel's withdrawal from Gaza last August.



Norma Percy, series producer of The 50 Years War (1998) returns, with producers Mark Anderson and Dan Edge, to tell the inside story of another seven years of crisis.



Presidents and Prime Ministers, their generals and ministers tell what happened behind closed doors as peace talks failed and the intifada exploded.

el pres 10-06-2005 02:07 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Scary.. What if god told him to press the red button?

MorganGrayson 10-06-2005 02:11 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
:blink:

In order to continue with any sort of normal function today, it is necessary for me to believe that the President of the United States never said that.


The unmedicated bag lady on the corner who mumbles a lot told me that God told her I could do that. I believe her.

Newton 10-06-2005 02:21 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Jake: First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint.
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

Dravyk 10-06-2005 02:21 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
God told me Congress needs to have a recall election fast.

He also told me there's a chance in hell of that happening.

Red 10-06-2005 03:23 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer


Nabil Shaath says: "President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

And we know how well those first two missions are working out. The Palestinian Prime Minister should learn the phrase, thanks, but no thanks.

Grump 10-06-2005 04:02 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Now I wonder if maybe Nancy Reagan and her astrologer wasn't such a bad thing.

(edit for spelling)

Bhelliom 10-06-2005 04:10 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
oh... my ... god....

I knew he was insane... I called it years ago

Dravyk 10-06-2005 04:14 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
It's all Chang's fault.

Bhelliom 10-06-2005 04:17 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Correct me if i'm wrong.... but isn't he fighting AGAINST religious extremists?

or has the leader of the free world really just admitted to being driven by religious fervor to fight against those of another religion....

Has this whole thing just changed into a modern day crusades?

I don't mind him having personal religious beliefs.... but when you claim to hear god speaking to you a la Moses.... someone should really explain to him the meaning of the term "separation of chuch and state"

Trev 10-06-2005 04:18 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Who's the fucking extremist now :hmm:

PornoDoggy 10-06-2005 05:19 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Scary. Very fucking scary.

sarettah 10-06-2005 05:35 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
And then God told me to give all the oil in Iraq to my old friends and I did.

hehehe

and then God told me to tell Brownie that he did a heck of a job and I did.

hehehe

and then God told me to fire Brownies ass and I did.

hehehe

and the God asked me how it felt to be made a total fool of by God :yowsa:

sarettah 10-06-2005 05:37 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
In the words of the late, great Sam Kinison (on Saturday night VERY LIVE):


"I don't know about anyone else but as far as I know the last words God said (bends down, takes off shoe and starts using it as if it is a hammer striking nails) were AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


:huh:

Trev 10-06-2005 05:40 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
In the words of the late, great Sam Kinison (on Saturday night VERY LIVE):


"I don't know about anyone else but as far as I know the last words God said (bends down, takes off shoe and starts using it as if it is a hammer striking nails) were AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


:huh:

That was Jesus.

So this Sam Kinison, was he known as a moron?

Dravyk 10-06-2005 05:43 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
That was Jesus.

So this Sam Kinison, was he known as a moron?

Ah, these Brits. :(

Trev 10-06-2005 05:43 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Ah, these Brits. :(

Sorry, but I gots to say it likes me see's it.

Bhelliom 10-06-2005 05:44 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
who doesn't know who sam kinisen is?

He's hilarious

Shame he talked so much about drinking and driving and was then killed by a drunk driver...

Dravyk 10-06-2005 05:45 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
Sorry, but I gots to say it likes me see's it.

Yeah, but you see's nothing on that pitiful little island apparently. :(

Trev 10-06-2005 05:46 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bhelliom
who doesn't know who sam kinisen is?

He's hilarious

Shame he talked so much about drinking and driving and was then killed by a drunk driver...

I don't know, but then I've got no idea what Saturday night VERY LIVE is :blink:

Trev 10-06-2005 05:50 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Yeah, but you see's nothing on that pitiful little island apparently. :(

This may or may not be true. I just pointed out that it wasn't god getting nailed, then asked if this funny guy was a known moron...

Bhelliom 10-06-2005 05:51 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
I don't know, but then I've got no idea what Saturday night VERY LIVE is :blink:

The sad thing is I can't tell if you're yanking my chain or being honest :huh: or just making a joke about the SNVL or SNL....

Trev 10-06-2005 05:53 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bhelliom
The sad thing is I can't tell if you're yanking my chain or being honest :huh: or just making a joke about the SNVL or SNL....

No chain yanking.




















Well maybe just a little. ;)

Newton 10-06-2005 05:53 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Perhaps getting nailed related to god being the 'catcher' ?

Dravyk 10-06-2005 05:54 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
This may or may not be true. I just pointed out that it wasn't god getting nailed, then asked if this funny guy was a known moron...

I'm only messing. :)

Well, mostly. ;)

Trev 10-06-2005 05:54 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton
Perhaps getting nailed related to god being the 'catcher' ?

You'll burn in the depths of Stanup for that :yowsa:

Trev 10-06-2005 05:55 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
I'm only messing. :)

Well, mostly. ;)

Too late sinner! :devil:

Newton 10-06-2005 05:55 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
I've been to Birmingham and Halesowen ..

Trev 10-06-2005 05:56 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton
I've been to Birmingham and Halesowen ..

Ah, so it's not really much of a threat then. :unsure:

PornoDoggy 10-06-2005 06:35 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
God and Jezuz were different, but the same, and both were haunted by the holy ghost.

I had a friend in high school who was encouraged to switch to public schools after turning in an essay comparing the holy trilogy to a multiple personality. You'da thunk Jesuits would have had more of a sense of humor ...

ReighlynnRaine 10-06-2005 07:38 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
:blink: I'm moving to canada.

Trev 10-06-2005 07:58 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine
:blink: I'm moving to canada.

Eh :blink:

sarettah 10-06-2005 08:05 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
That was Jesus.

So this Sam Kinison, was he known as a moron?


You gots da father
You gots da son
You gots da holy ghosty

It be da triad, ya knows.. All is one and one is all. You can only reach da father by goings through da son. So's whens yous tawkin to da son, you's is tawking tto da father and vicer verser....


:blink:

ReighlynnRaine 10-06-2005 08:14 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev
Eh :blink:


:yowsa:

PornoDoggy 10-06-2005 09:00 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
You gots da father
You gots da son
You gots da holy ghosty

It be da triad, ya knows.. All is one and one is all. You can only reach da father by goings through da son. So's whens yous tawkin to da son, you's is tawking tto da father and vicer verser....


:blink:

So ... it's kinda like 3-in-1 oil?

Dravyk 10-06-2005 09:48 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
So ... it's kinda like 3-in-1 oil?

I always figured God was like Certs ... "two, two, two mints in one".

Natch, being God and all, he had to be better and make it three. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

sarettah 10-06-2005 09:59 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoDoggy
So ... it's kinda like 3-in-1 oil?


Yeppirs except a little greasier :yowsa:

MorganGrayson 10-06-2005 10:08 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
For years in Catechism class, various people attempted to make me understand the Holy Trinity.


No one succeeded.



I did, however, get thrown out of Catechism class a lot.

sarettah 10-06-2005 10:33 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
God is dead.














(the devil made me do it)

Dravyk 10-06-2005 10:52 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Who killed him?

(And don't say Nitzsche!)

sarettah 10-06-2005 10:54 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Who killed him?

(And don't say Nitzsche!)


Albert Einstein :okthumb:

Dravyk 10-06-2005 11:01 PM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah
Albert Einstein :okthumb:

Sure, always blame the postal worker!

Red 10-07-2005 12:05 AM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk
Sure, always blame the postal worker!

Got another group with their very own behavioral condition?

PornoDoggy 10-07-2005 12:08 AM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
With a wibble-wibble here, and a wibble-wibble there ...

Dravyk 10-07-2005 01:58 AM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Red
Got another group with their very own behavioral condition?

Not any others who's behavior have become famous verbs, no. :)

ReighlynnRaine 10-07-2005 05:55 AM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson
For years in Catechism class, various people attempted to make me understand the Holy Trinity.


No one succeeded.



I did, however, get thrown out of Catechism class a lot.

:lol:

el pres 10-07-2005 06:26 AM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
He's now denying it..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4317498.stm

The White House has dismissed as "absurd" allegations made in a BBC TV series that President Bush claimed God told him to invade Iraq.
"He's never made such comments," White House spokesman Scott McClellan said.

The comments were attributed to Mr Bush by the Palestinian negotiator Nabil Shaath in the upcoming TV series Elusive Peace: Israel and the Arabs.

Mr Shaath said that in a 2003 meeting with Mr Bush, the US president said he was "driven with a mission from God".

Holy war?

"President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan. And I did, and then God would tell me, George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq... And I did.

"'And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East. And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas, who attended the meeting in June 2003 too, also appears on the documentary series to recount how Mr Bush told him: "I have a moral and religious obligation. So I will get you a Palestinian state."

The TV series charts recent attempts to bring peace to the Middle East, from former US President Bill Clinton's peace talks in 1999-2000 to Israel's withdrawal from the Gaza Strip this year.

It seeks to uncover what happened behind closed doors by speaking to presidents and prime ministers, along with their generals and ministers.

PornoDoggy 10-07-2005 06:28 AM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
I would be suprised if he said it to the Palestinians.

I would not be suprised if he said it.

ReighlynnRaine 10-07-2005 06:28 AM

Re: I'm on a mission from God....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by el pres
He's now denying it..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4317498.stm

The White House has dismissed as "absurd" allegations made in a BBC TV series that President Bush claimed God told him to invade Iraq.
"He's never made such comments," White House spokesman Scott McClellan said.

The comments were attributed to Mr Bush by the Palestinian negotiator Nabil Shaath in the upcoming TV series Elusive Peace: Israel and the Arabs.

Mr Shaath said that in a 2003 meeting with Mr Bush, the US president said he was "driven with a mission from God".

Holy war?

"President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan. And I did, and then God would tell me, George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq... And I did.

"'And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East. And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas, who attended the meeting in June 2003 too, also appears on the documentary series to recount how Mr Bush told him: "I have a moral and religious obligation. So I will get you a Palestinian state."

The TV series charts recent attempts to bring peace to the Middle East, from former US President Bill Clinton's peace talks in 1999-2000 to Israel's withdrawal from the Gaza Strip this year.

It seeks to uncover what happened behind closed doors by speaking to presidents and prime ministers, along with their generals and ministers.

:blink: Pick a side Bushy... pick a side.


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