life imitates adult business
 

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1186609

http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/MH10310051654.jpeg

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This is why mothers always say "take small bites and chew your food." :blink:

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13-foot Burmese python!! It's a shame that my son will never see Disney :blink:

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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

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The article makes no mention of what wine the python had as an accompaniment, you're slipping Serge ;)

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Why does mainstream make every photo the size of a thumb?! :ranting:

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
by Joshua Piven

How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator: 4. If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (for example, a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.

What to do if you confront a lion which threatens to attack you? (Answer: try to make yourself appear bigger than you are by opening your coat wide.)

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Pythons are pussies

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Hmm.. A 6 footgator eh ?

Good thing I'm 6'4 and too big for the fucking snake otherwise I might have to stop going to the condo :huh:

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Because someone told them they had to have thumbnails :yowsa:

(Just count yourself lucky that it isn't a pic of an actual thumbnail)

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Here's a prime example. Take a look: http://serenitymovie.com/nonflash_site/images.html

The photos are "considered large" for non-adult, and the thumbs are ... well .... take a look yourself. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/banghead.gif

I really hate this crap!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mad.gif

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So, If we're the Python - who's the alligator?!?!?

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Ooooh. I bet that felt great. No desert for him. :)

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My youngest daughter built adult sites when she became old enough. She really cut her teeth, so-to-speak, in adult.

I can't tell you the number of times I've heard her bellow "haven't these people ever heard of LOADING TIME?!?!?!?!?"

Non-adult photos are small...but their sites are so huge that you have to really, really want to view them to wait for them to load.

Next week: non-adult navigation...or the lack thereof....

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Er, Morgan, did that actually answer the question??? :scratchin

At least you were the only one to try. :)

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No, that didn't really answer the question.
The only actual answer I can come up with is "they're too dumb to know better." :unsure:

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That seems to be the correct answer ... alas.

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Well, change it dammit !

Set a new standard for mainstream web :okthumb:

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Or I could sell magnifying glasses at $4.99 and call them "monitor helpers". :)

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Better patent that quick! :)