Some great quotes
 

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey

Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry".
Rita Rudner

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
Jay Leno

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Did she really say this? I can't for the life in me believe that anyone could be dumb enough to say something like that... :blink:

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*chuckle*
After recent occurances, I realize that you can always find someone who's dumb enough to say anything.

In all fairness, though...the people that do the quoting sometimes make it up as they go along.

I love the Rita Rudner line, mostly because I saw the routine on television in which she said it. :)

I can picture Matt Lauer and Jay Leno saying their lines. :)

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Heheheh.. some good stuff there...

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I've seen that quote before, so it may very well be true and I know the Brooke Shields quote was actually said because I remember it hitting the papers after she said it.

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Well now we know there are plenty of people who can run for President in the next election. :unsure:

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:blink:

:o

That's one of the scariest things I've heard in a long time....

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I'm sure that one or two of those are valid quotes, but some of them I've seen floating around for a long time, and have been attributed to a number of different people.