Oprano Freebies :)
 

Newbies posting 400 posts will recieve a limited edition Oprano hat and all you have to do is to contact Gonzo or myself with your mailing address and one will be shipped to you.
One size fits all ;)

As modelled by the handsome Weg Cory

http://lowrodder.com/gabe/showpics/Miami2005%20372.jpg

Post 800 and get a llimited edition Oprano tshirt in black, sizes L and XL ..

http://www.sexines.com/tshirts.jpg

Regulars who wish to recieve either a hat or a tshirt please either contact either Gonzo or myself and they will be dispatched to you.

If you require a larger size, please state your size on your order as we are getting more printed ;)

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they look great. Cory looks pretty good too. ;)

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Newbies get all the cool stuff ;)

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can i get an oprano cockring instead... one that vibrates.

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They forgot ... Post more than 3000 and you get an official Oprano dildo, pre-tested and signed by Lawrence Connor! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ohmy.gif

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The offer is not just for newbies Peaches .. regulars such as yourself, more than qualify. If you want a large or an xl black one you only have to give Gonzo a tug ;)

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There might be a cockring coming later, the doctors hands are a bit shaky through alcohol and drug abuse, but he can see pretty well through the cataracts plus he's a good sport.

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Not a bad idea actually Dravyk ;) Will need some more product lines, to give away, in due time ;)

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I offered you a hat and shirt....

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Yes, yes you did - I was just being a smartass - I DID win asshole of the year, ya know :)

I don't accept tshirts/hats/etc. for the simple reason that I know I won't wear them anywhere. Ever. I've tried to take a few over the years and wear them to sleep/garden/lounge in but damn if someone didn't end up showing up at the house on the one day a month I'd have them on. It was like the damn shirts sent out a signal or something :(

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Very cool :okthumb:

Toni wants 1 Weg Cory, life sized and working please :huh: :unsure:

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*Two,* please! :yowsa:

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I wouldn't mind having one of those myself. :groucho:

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:blink:

Hmm... Cory - you've scored ;)

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Cory scored the minute he opened his mouth and began to speak - virtually speaking. :yowsa:

Intelligent man, writes like a dream....*lust, lust, lust*...and all that was *before* he posted the pic! Of course, he could have looked like a homely guy who lived in an alley in a refrigerator box and I still would have wanted his butt in a chair across a table from me...just speaking. :okthumb: (I'd even pick up the dinner check!)

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Just making sure you didnt change your mind...

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Peaches...Greenguy went out of his way to get me a t-shirt one convention. (I can't stand t-shirt necklines, they make me feel like I'm choking, so he special ordered me a larger size.) On a dare...from my *children* no less...I wore it to the grocery store. It had the entire front page of his linksite printed on the back. So, here I am, this obvious PTA mom in a pornsite t-shirt, accompanied by her giggling daughters, standing in the checkout line...with a guy behind me trying desperately to keep one of those "I have NO idea what that t-shirt is all about, really I don't, I don't recognize it AT ALL" expressions on his face.

It was worth it. :D

I still have the gorgeous C.O.N.D.O.M. polo shirt that has "Morgan" heavily embroidered in gold on the back.

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Please tell me it will thouroughly sanitized first :blink:

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At the January show back in '03 I managed to get Serge to give me an Oprano shirt :)

I wear it proudly all the time. To work, out and about. One of my favoritest shirts I own :okthumb: (it is getting kind of worn out though, and even though I like the new shirts, I love the old shirts :))

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I have an erection.

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that is a scary visual

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Jealous!

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meow!

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Good story Morgan!!

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I like stuff, but I have so little to say... :(

Can I make up for it with, say, 150 posts that are chock full 'o wisdom?

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:happy45:

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Squishy...if we actually had to have something to say before we posted...there isn't a webmaster board anywhere that would have more than three posts on it. :)

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As long as they're "chock full 'o wisdom" I'll go for it ;)

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That will cost you extra! :yowsa:

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The Winner of the Random post contest for Friday is: ... Dravyk :)

Congratulations Dravyk.. please contact either Gonzo or myself with the preferred size (L/XL) and a shipping address. The Oprano tshirt and hat will be winging its way to you shortly

Congratulations also go to Spazlabz who gets a free hat because we are generous like that ;) Please contact either Gonzo or myself and one will be dispatched to you ..

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The winner of Saturdays tshirt (L/XL) and hat is ... DollarManSteve !! Congratulations DollarManSteve, please contact either Gonzo or myself with a shipping address and your preferred size ;)

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Woohoo! Thanks, guys!! :thumbup:

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Most welcome Dravyk, just need an address and these items will be winging their merry way to you ;)

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You got it! Muchas gracias!

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De nada man, congrats ;)

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Sundays random winner of the Oprano tshirt and hat is .. Lisa !!

Congratulations Lisa :) If you would kindly pm either Gonzo or myself with an address and a choice of sizes for the tshirt (L/XL) we will get the set dispatched to you

A spot prize tshirt also goes to .. Raven :) Congratulations Raven, please pm either Gonzo or myself with a mailing address and choice of sizes (L/XL) and one will be sent to you forthwith

Well done Ladies :okthumb:

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YEAH!! F'ing Gangsta hat. Yo! I will be straight pimpin dawg!
Booyah!


spaz

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Dayum, Congratulations to both Lisa and Raven :D



It seems that I spend most of my mornings congratulating everyone ;)

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woohoo! :)

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Well done DollarManSteve ;)

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There's been so many things being given away I missed this one, congratulations ;)

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Saturdays random winners for a hat and a tshirt taken from posts throughout the week is ... WickedTemptress and Sin .. congratulations ladies ... please pass onto me the sizes of the shirts (L/XL) and we will get these out to you forthwith ;)

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I just read this thread...now I really have to get to posting!

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Posting to see my post count to see if I'm up for my vig....

;-)

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Woo-hoo !

Cracked it for both already !

He he

;-)

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I am sure we can sort something out for you ;) We will be getting more printed as we only have L/XL in stock currently and these are perfect for the summer coming up there ;)

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By my reckoning I'm due 8.375 shirts, but then I'm a mod and that just wouldn't be right now would it ;)

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You are getting the chintz room, what else do you want lol

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I guess that's better than nothing ;)

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Chintz ?

The hat and shirt will do just fine thanks !

He he

;-)