I guess I neglected those concerned, but over the last few weeks I wasn't sure what our relationship status was. I thought we were fuck buddies, last time I had sex with her (and ass sex too) was on my birthday, the 3rd.

But it's all over now, we're just "friends".....i'm sure i'll fuck her again because no one can really get over me, so that's just a given. But in the last day or two I started realizing I am indeed single again.

So I'm startin to work out a bit, taking my ol' diet pills to get that immaciated look back like when I was single before, and after a couple weeks of downtime, I'm going back on the dating circuit. Rebecca and I just aren't meant for each other, we are both so argumentative...you wouldn't believe it. I need a real giving shy type person..who is completely giving, and not bitchy at all. I'm sending my cunt ex-girlfriend who is now "a friend" a bill for all my kindness.


Just thought I'd sum it up. My "ex" girlfriend is a "friend" now, and I'm going to fuck about 50 girls within the next 2 months. Stay tuned! :okthumb:


...and peaches....I got almost 3 dollars sitting right here, so come on over......YOU'RE WORTH IT!

Sounds like you need a night out with the lads, that cute model one would be a goo dplace to start, get him drunk and take some nekid pics of him for me please :yowsa:

lock up the mustard.

Thanks PushPills, between you and Trev I'm all caught up now. Sorry to hear about the breakup, but you're young and you'll get plenty more women... as for the comment about shy and completely giving, uh... good luck with that. As for the "not bitchy at all," I'd like to buy a vowel. B)

Anybody know where I can find a Guildens Mustard Teeshirt?

Sad , really fucking sad.

On sooo many levels.