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Newton 07-09-2005 01:42 PM

May your doughnuts always be full of kreme ;) have a good birthday man :bdance:

Trev 07-09-2005 01:50 PM

Happy birthday Gonzo :)


Have a :stout: for me

TheEnforcer 07-09-2005 01:57 PM

Happy b-day my friend!! :bdance:

Peaches 07-09-2005 02:21 PM

Damn, I talk to you all AM on ICQ and you don't even mention you're another day older than me? :P

Happy Birthday, old fart! :rokk:

wildgirl 07-09-2005 02:28 PM

Happy Birthday! have a great one and have fun :)

Mike AI 07-09-2005 02:29 PM

Happy birthday Gonzo!!

Vick 07-09-2005 02:32 PM

:okthumb: :okthumb: and :stout: to ya!

gonzo 07-09-2005 03:08 PM

Thank you all. I am gearing up for a fat fucking celebration with the local FFN founders. Dont worry KK I dont think we are going to go test drive a few Harley's this year. I think instead we have our eye on the new Mafia staff care or the Vette.

In honor of the first Vancooter summit we will be having mexican food so I can reenact the drive from Vancover to Seattle for the guys.

I think to top off the evening we are going to see if we can do some more photo shoots at family reunions or maybe we will go have lat night desert at the $100 cup of coffee place.

Im hoping the guys have remembered that I want a cure for yellow fever for my birthday.

Thank you all.... Dick N Bush will have his camera along incase something good happens. Ask Peaches to see the obligatory "whats for dinner" picture live from the cellcam.

brand0n 07-09-2005 03:13 PM

can we see the stone tablets that your birth cirt is printed on?
and ive always wondered, when mosses parted the sea. was there fish on the path?

(happy birth day bro)

Red 07-09-2005 03:16 PM

Happy Birthday Gonzo

Dravyk 07-09-2005 03:19 PM

Happy Birthday to one of the best guys around!!! :bdance:






Oh, wait. Is it Gonzo's birthday too?? :blink:

Gotcha! :P

Yes, I was talking about you, bro! Happy Birthday, Gonzo!!!!

:purpdance: :bdance: :purpdance: :bdance: :purpdance:

Bestat 07-09-2005 03:20 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope it is a great one for you!

:)

PornoDoggy 07-09-2005 03:26 PM

Have you reached the age where there are too many candles for one Moon Pie?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

EroticySteve 07-09-2005 04:13 PM

Happy B-Day

Steady 07-09-2005 05:02 PM

Happy Birthday Boss!!!!


Salud!! :stout:

squirtingcarly 07-09-2005 05:34 PM

Happy Birthday Gonzo, had I known I would have whipped something special up for ya. :awinky:

Have a great time! :stout:

MorganGrayson 07-09-2005 06:22 PM

Happy Birthday, gonzo! :bwave: :bdance: :bjump: :purpdance: :cdance:

pushpills 07-09-2005 07:36 PM

Happy birthday!

:cdance: :bjump: :bdance: :purpdance: :cdance: :bjump: :bdance: :purpdance:

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Inabon 07-09-2005 07:39 PM

yo gonzo my negro happy birthday you fat fucking no body :)

enjoy your birthday m8. hit me up when you get a chance i will give you a call wherever you are

actually i did :) called you on the phone but you did not answer must be drunk by now :)

Jace 07-09-2005 07:44 PM

damn dude, i had no idea...putting in my calendar now for next year

if you get into atlanta tonight let me know, i will come buy ya a drink wherever you are

JR 07-09-2005 09:34 PM

Congrats man!! :) May you have many more.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/30500/30569rili_w.jpg

JoesHO 07-09-2005 09:40 PM

Happy Bday, my ffn Brother

enjoy!!!

PornoDoggy 07-09-2005 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JR@Jul 9 2005, 08:35 PM
Congrats man!! :) May you have many more.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/30500/30569rili_w.jpg

When the revolution comes you gonna be in big, big twoble over dat one, Sylvester ...

NickPapageorgio 07-10-2005 12:33 AM

Happy birthday mano. :) Enjoy it...

SykkBoy 07-10-2005 01:52 AM

Gonzo, I was going to send you a big cake witha stripper inside...but I accidently ate the cake.....

gonzo 07-10-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Jul 10 2005, 12:53 AM
Gonzo, I was going to send you a big cake witha stripper inside...but I accidently ate the cake.....
Bring one to Tampa

SykkBoy 07-10-2005 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Jul 10 2005, 12:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jul 10 2005, 12:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SykkBoy@Jul 10 2005, 12:53 AM
Gonzo, I was going to send you a big cake witha stripper inside...but I accidently ate the cake.....
Bring one to Tampa [/b][/quote]
will do, but with the new airline restrictions, you'll have to settle for a midget in a giant cupcake...

gonzo 07-10-2005 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jul 10 2005, 01:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jul 10 2005, 01:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Jul 10 2005, 12:54 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-SykkBoy
Quote:

@Jul 10 2005, 12:53 AM
Gonzo, I was going to send you a big cake witha stripper inside...but I accidently ate the cake.....


Bring one to Tampa

will do, but with the new airline restrictions, you'll have to settle for a midget in a giant cupcake... [/b][/quote]
Oh hell no I aint flying with Minibon again!

Raven 07-10-2005 11:42 AM

From one FFN to another, happy fucking birthday, my friend.

Are fried twinkies on the menu? :)

Brad Mitchell 07-10-2005 12:17 PM

Happy Birthday, Gonzo. Enjoy your day!

Newton 07-10-2005 05:59 PM

Where are the pictures ;)

gonzo 07-10-2005 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Newton@Jul 10 2005, 05:00 PM
Where are the pictures ;)
On peaches cell phone

sarettah 07-10-2005 11:51 PM

Hope you have/had a great one Gonz :okthumb:

Hell Puppy 07-11-2005 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo@Jul 9 2005, 02:09 PM
Thank you all. I am gearing up for a fat fucking celebration with the local FFN founders. Dont worry KK I dont think we are going to go test drive a few Harley's this year. I think instead we have our eye on the new Mafia staff care or the Vette.

In honor of the first Vancooter summit we will be having mexican food so I can reenact the drive from Vancover to Seattle for the guys.

I think to top off the evening we are going to see if we can do some more photo shoots at family reunions or maybe we will go have lat night desert at the $100 cup of coffee place.

Im hoping the guys have remembered that I want a cure for yellow fever for my birthday.

Thank you all.... Dick N Bush will have his camera along incase something good happens. Ask Peaches to see the obligatory "whats for dinner" picture live from the cellcam.

I dont think Mr. Excitement over at the car dealer knew just how serious we were about asking if we get a discount if we buy 3....

Though he'll have to find one with wood for dickinbush and one with the big stereo and bluetooth for me. And I didn't see the Gonzo-ugly color on the lot either.

Peaches already accuses me and Dickinbush of being like an old married couple, she's really gonna talk if we end up with matching cars.

Peaches 07-11-2005 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 11 2005, 12:17 AM
Peaches already accuses me and Dickinbush of being like an old married couple, she's really gonna talk if we end up with matching cars.
Was that the car front you sent me? I couldn't tell what kind it was :( Don't forget to pick me up a Wrangler while you're out car shopping!! :okthumb: (perferable silver or white - NOT green or red - I'm a choosy beggar :P )

Hell Puppy 07-11-2005 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jul 11 2005, 10:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jul 11 2005, 10:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hell Puppy@Jul 11 2005, 12:17 AM
Peaches already accuses me and Dickinbush of being like an old married couple, she's really gonna talk if we end up with matching cars.
Was that the car front you sent me? I couldn't tell what kind it was :( Don't forget to pick me up a Wrangler while you're out car shopping!! :okthumb: (perferable silver or white - NOT green or red - I'm a choosy beggar :P ) [/b][/quote]
We drove a new Grand Cherokee Limited while annoying the hell out of that car salesman. You dont want that. It failed all 3 of us for different reasons:

It didn't pass the dickinbush "picky bitch" test for good interiors. And I have to admit that hard plastic dash did look like something straight out of a Chevy Cavalier (no offense to Juicy and anyone else who drives one).

It didn't pass my tests cuz it felt anemic even with the hemi. Made a pleasing noise, but failed to propel our fat asses forth with great vigor!

And Gonzo kept complaining that the backseat was so cramped it made his nuts get twisted.

Peaches 07-11-2005 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 11 2005, 06:10 PM
We drove a new Grand Cherokee Limited while annoying the hell out of that car salesman. You dont want that. It failed all 3 of us for different reasons:

It didn't pass the dickinbush "picky bitch" test for good interiors. And I have to admit that hard plastic dash did look like something straight out of a Chevy Cavalier (no offense to Juicy and anyone else who drives one).

It didn't pass my tests cuz it felt anemic even with the hemi. Made a pleasing noise, but failed to propel our fat asses forth with great vigor!

And Gonzo kept complaining that the backseat was so cramped it made his nuts get twisted.

That picture was the Cherokee? Looked like a sedan. :(

It's not TOO anemic - I know for a fact the one with the Hemi can make it up my hill a lot easier than my Exploder :P

Didn't you test drive and like the Infiniti version of the Nissan Murano a while back? That's probably nice for you city folks :) The Touareg looks good too - both are overpriced for me, but you guys have more $$$.

Hell Puppy 07-11-2005 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches+Jul 11 2005, 05:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jul 11 2005, 05:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hell Puppy@Jul 11 2005, 06:10 PM
We drove a new Grand Cherokee Limited while annoying the hell out of that car salesman. You dont want that. It failed all 3 of us for different reasons:

It didn't pass the dickinbush "picky bitch" test for good interiors. And I have to admit that hard plastic dash did look like something straight out of a Chevy Cavalier (no offense to Juicy and anyone else who drives one).

It didn't pass my tests cuz it felt anemic even with the hemi. Made a pleasing noise, but failed to propel our fat asses forth with great vigor!

And Gonzo kept complaining that the backseat was so cramped it made his nuts get twisted.

That picture was the Cherokee? Looked like a sedan. :(

It's not TOO anemic - I know for a fact the one with the Hemi can make it up my hill a lot easier than my Exploder :P

Didn't you test drive and like the Infiniti version of the Nissan Murano a while back? That's probably nice for you city folks :) The Touareg looks good too - both are overpriced for me, but you guys have more $$$. [/b][/quote]
I didn't send a pic of the Cherokee since we didn't like it. Sent you a 300C, it's cheap, but has lots and lots of toys and goes real good. We like it. I'm amused at the thought of 3 identical ones with plates that say "FFN 1" "FFN 2" and "FFN 3".

As for the Cherokee, it's anemic, cramped and cheap looking inside. I put my foot in it, it made noise, but didn't throw me back in the seat.

And yeah, for an SUV in name only, the FX45 would be loads of fun.

Peaches 07-11-2005 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 11 2005, 09:31 PM
Sent you a 300C, it's cheap, but has lots and lots of toys and goes real good. We like it. I'm amused at the thought of 3 identical ones with plates that say "FFN 1" "FFN 2" and "FFN 3".
"Boys, we got us a convoy!"

VooMan 07-13-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 11 2005, 08:31 PM
I didn't send a pic of the Cherokee since we didn't like it. Sent you a 300C, it's cheap, but has lots and lots of toys and goes real good. We like it. I'm amused at the thought of 3 identical ones with plates that say "FFN 1" "FFN 2" and "FFN 3".

Heh, that sounds like the NatNet Navigators... I think you should do it.


Happy Birthday Gonzo. I'm ready for the elevator. Well, maybe... :awinky:

gonzo 07-13-2005 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VooMan+Jul 12 2005, 11:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VooMan @ Jul 12 2005, 11:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hell Puppy@Jul 11 2005, 08:31 PM
I didn't send a pic of the Cherokee since we didn't like it. Sent you a 300C, it's cheap, but has lots and lots of toys and goes real good. We like it. I'm amused at the thought of 3 identical ones with plates that say "FFN 1" "FFN 2" and "FFN 3".

Heh, that sounds like the NatNet Navigators... I think you should do it.


Happy Birthday Gonzo. I'm ready for the elevator. Well, maybe... :awinky: [/b][/quote]
Ahahahahha
I wont do that to you again. And theres no unseen Sopranos episode to torment you about either.

Elli 07-13-2005 04:05 PM

Happy Birthday, Gonzo! Sorry I'm a few days late!

http://www.elli-nude.com/Elli-BirthdayWishes.jpg

gonzo 07-13-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli@Jul 13 2005, 03:06 PM
Happy Birthday, Gonzo! Sorry I'm a few days late!

http://www.elli-nude.com/Elli-BirthdayWishes.jpg

Please send tracking number this has not arrived yet!

Elli 07-13-2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Jul 13 2005, 12:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jul 13 2005, 12:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Elli@Jul 13 2005, 03:06 PM
Happy Birthday, Gonzo! Sorry I'm a few days late!

http://www.elli-nude.com/Elli-BirthdayWishes.jpg

Please send tracking number this has not arrived yet! [/b][/quote]
Hm.. it should be in the mail. ;)

Nickatilynx 07-13-2005 04:40 PM

Happy Birthday you old homo.

:)


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