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Ben you made my fingers hurt! :(
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Maybe if Mindy had posted I would have went slower...
...But only if she had posted a pic of her dick though :blink: |
Hi BennyBoy :inlove:
Where's Mindy? :wub: Are you tired of posting in drag? :boohoo: I hope your party is fun! :hic: Sandee:) :inlove: |
Hey do we get to fuck Mindy at this party?
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If you're going to be in the area for Erotica LA or in Hollywood, CA - I strongly suggest not missing this one! We are anticipating over 2000 people at this event. It will open as soon as Erotica LA closes for the night. The line will grow very quickly - VIP Guests can give their names up front. Bring some girls, meet some girls. Everybody must dress sexy. Network with Industry leaders, Starlets, Hollywood Hotties & Webmasters. All in all, it will be a blast and a night to remember. If Oprano views my time sensitive announcement as spam... then I'm sorry. You don't have an official Announcement Board and YOUR webmasters could likely miss knowing about or preparing for this event. I had no problem on any other board... I'll simply go where webmasters can at least have the opportunity to see my party events. IMO, party posts like these gain no monetary interests or affiliate sign-ups... we spend HUGE BLING to have these events FOR webmasters to attend and enjoy. As for the webmasters here... good luck and peace out. Feel free to contact me DIRECTLY on anything I can help you with - there isn't any slack here. Visit our site to view the party details. Later gators... :rokk: Ben |
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Our sponsors pay good money to advertise here and we defend that to the utmost, as you say "you've had no problems posting this at any other board", all I can say to that is maybe we care about our sponsors more than they care about there's, I really don't know. As for there being no slack here, I beg to differ! We'll give everyone the chance to do business, piss, rant and have a laugh here. However after only 5 posts you drop a mass spam onto the board, did you really think it wouldn't get fucked with? I welcome you post and I think that shows by the fact that I usually would have pulled your sig as well, as you can see I didn’t. Have a good day and I hope the party goes well. |
We do not have an announcements section on this board, however, that will change with the new board coming.
You didn't think to ask first before posting, wouldn't that have been the courteous thing to do? I would most likely have pinned it to give you more exposure. |
Some people never learn!!
Wow a porn party, so people can sow up and be crowded, and marketed too all night by a bunch of idiots! Glad I am retired! |
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If you're going to be in the area for Erotica LA or in Hollywood, CA - I strongly suggest not missing this one! We are anticipating over 2000 people at this event. It will open as soon as Erotica LA closes for the night. The line will grow very quickly - VIP Guests can give their names up front. Bring some girls, meet some girls. Everybody must dress sexy. Network with Industry leaders, Starlets, Hollywood Hotties & Webmasters. All in all, it will be a blast and a night to remember. If Oprano views my time sensitive announcement as spam... then I'm sorry. You don't have an official Announcement Board and YOUR webmasters could likely miss knowing about or preparing for this event. I had no problem on any other board... I'll simply go where webmasters can at least have the opportunity to see my party events. IMO, party posts like these gain no monetary interests or affiliate sign-ups... we spend HUGE BLING to have these events FOR webmasters to attend and enjoy. As for the webmasters here... good luck and peace out. Feel free to contact me DIRECTLY on anything I can help you with - there isn't any slack here. Visit our site to view the party details. Later gators... :rokk: Ben [/b][/quote] Your mistaken.... there isnt any slack given here to scammers. One of your ex designers that lives here locally has told me face to face how you were bragging last year about how you were going to create some female rep names and use them to spam your promotions to boards. Add to the fact that you and your female persona show up at about the same time and you spam and she sig whores with inane comments. ... what are we supposed to think? Personally its amusing to see that your going to be at Erotica LA as opposed to Cybernet Expo. DOS TIP - When looking for webmasters to sign up to your program.... take the party to them not try to get them to come to the party. Maybe some people feel more comfortable playing "rockstar" around the video side of the industry. You have 2 outlets for your "spam" - you can have them published on Oprano Plus or petition Newton to put them in his Sexines magazine. As Trev has said.... Oprano aint a charity. If you want to promote your time sensative materials you will find more slack if you actually participate as opposed to drive by spamming. What works on other resources simply doesnt fly here. One question for you though. If you arent getting any ROI on these parties yet spending huge "bling"..... why bother? |
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So it will not be a deductible expense then? |
wow its like a spamathon today
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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gonzo... it must be embarrassing to be you. Insinuating me as 'scammers' is plain f*cked up when you don't know anything. I don't need to go further on this statement. Your ex-designer either doesn't exist or is just plain bullshit. Last year I was a partner of AdultHosting.com (I acquired from Rick Somers and later sold to newbie investors for profit), before that a parnter at Hostcentric.com (sold to Interland for big bucks back in early 2000), before that I ran one of the original and largest adult hosting companies known as FlashHost.com back in 1997 (which later became an entity of Hostcentric when we merged to form our stock IPO). I have recently aquired the high rank for BlingBucks.com and Pornstar.com this past late February. I wasn't even thinking about boards before this. In fact, Mindy (who works in our office) is one of my new assistants when I took office and I asked her to familiarize herself with the boards... no intentions correlating with your lame accusations of 'female spam reps'. We simply got on at the same time. You have nerve criticizing me, especially from another sponsor. Don't live in FEAR (F.alse E.xpectations A.ppear R.eal)... you might make more friends this way. Oh... on another note: <!--QuoteBegin-gonzoknowsbozo One question for you though. If you arent getting any ROI on these parties yet spending huge "bling"..... why bother? [/quote] Because I can live like that.... 10 years in the biz paid off big time. I enjoy throwing parties with hot girls, you're invited and welcome to have a good time with serious players.... simple. No further replies from me because this is simply a waste of time... so feel free to have the last say. I am pretty sure you'll like that. Best of luck to everyone and my apologies to Oprano admins for any misunderstandings. I'd rather be hanging on the beach with my babes with a bottle of Krug 1988.... Back to work! :rokk: Ben |
You've got to admit that both yours and Mindy's sigs have had more exposure here than at any other board you've posted at, I know they have :)
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No further replies from me because this is simply a waste of time... so feel free to have the last say. I am pretty sure you'll like that. Best of luck to everyone and my apologies to Oprano admins for any misunderstandings. I'd rather be hanging on the beach with my babes with a bottle of Krug 1988.... Back to work! :rokk: Ben [/b][/quote] And I gotta say that was a good retort! LOL But I'm sorry , only further pics of Mindy , preferable "candid" ones ( wink , wink) will convince me she isn't really "Mike" 37 , 225lbs , an ex rugby player from cardiff , with halitosis and svere flatulence. :) |
Making a note to tell James White that hes full of shit then. Im sure he was motivated to tell me about this... I think he figured he could get my 2005 bottle of Sangria out of the fridge.
Ill personally apologize to you when the girl in Mindys avatar shows up at one of these shows and I meet her face to face. Fair enough? Ive been around since '93 on the web... until you started spamming your 'bling party' Id never heard of you. Flinging the name of "Rick Somers" around here hardly makes the case for you but certainly puncuates the point with all the oldtimers. Since your fond of a quotes... heres one for you ..."Birds of a feather flock together" Isnt this the 2nd time youve threatened us with your last post? Let me send you a "Free Raw Alex" button. Im not sorry that I have a bad habit of calling bullshit when I smell it. And right now you need a bath. |
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Now there's someone we trust, can he vouch for you?? ;-)) |
First off. . .please excuse my delay in reply, I've been feeling under the weather, and had to go to the doctor yesterday.
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I think it's absolutely ridiculous that I have to post "candid" pictures of myself just to prove to you people that I am in fact female, and to get any kind of leeway to gain respect on this board. But just so that you know, I am female, my full first name, as is printed on my birth certificate is Mindy (not Melinda, or any such nonsense), and if you absolutely need more pictures for confirmation, then so be it. http://www.blingbucks.com/mindy/mindy1.jpg http://www.blingbucks.com/mindy/mindy2.jpg I hope that these suffice, because if they don't, then you guys have obviously don't know what a female looks like. gonzo. . .I'm new here at BlingBucks, and thus, I don't know exactly when they'll send me out to one of the shows. But believe me, I'd love to meet you in person. If you do not wish to wait, please feel free to stop by our office some time. Quote:
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<!--QuoteBegin-Trev@ Our sponsors pay good money to advertise here and we defend that to the utmost, as you say "you've had no problems posting this at any other board", all I can say to that is maybe we care about our sponsors more than they care about there's, I really don't know. As for there being no slack here, I beg to differ! We'll give everyone the chance to do business, piss, rant and have a laugh here. However after only 5 posts you drop a mass spam onto the board, did you really think it wouldn't get fucked with?[/quote] I really am sorry for any confusion here. We all agree that this message would have been better placed on a announcement board. However, we do not all agree that the original message was in fact, spam. The original message was not asking anyone to sign up for anything. It did not ask anyone to buy anything. It did not do anything other than to inform "the webmasters" on this board about the party, and who will be attending. <!--QuoteBegin-Trev You've got to admit that both yours and Mindy's sigs have had more exposure here than at any other board you've posted at, I know they have smile.gif[/quote] The whopping 23 posts that Ben and I have managed were mostly in response to the same 5 or 6 people. I'd hardly call that a lot of exposure. Anyways, I haven't yet had my coffee this morning, and this message is getting a tad too long. It's been fun, but I've got to get to work now. Later. Mindy. |
Hi Mindy, good to see that
1.) You are real, because 95% of female reps aren't. 2.) We didn't scare you off. |
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Anyways, I haven't yet had my coffee this morning, and this message is getting a tad too long. It's been fun, but I've got to get to work now. Later. Mindy. [/b][/quote] It may have only been 5 or 6 people you were responding to but both this and your other threads have had a good few page views.... it takes more than 5 or 6 people to do that :) Enjoy your coffee B) |
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Ben has some balls as has Mindy, figuratively speaking of course .. Kudos to them both for coming back and standing their ground.
It still would have been courteous if someone had asked, before first posting the original message, since Ben quite rightly stated that there isn't an announcement section. You may well have recieved more exposure and the message undiluted, as we are not ogre's .. well not all the time, ok most of it ;) and I would have even put it on the sexines website for free. Apology accepted, thank you Ben. |
I don't know about everyone else, but both Mindy and Ben standing their ground and pissing back is more than enough for me to welcome them onboard. :)
Forget about Hump wednesday Mindy, and just be part of the board. Most of us have been around for eons and have seen and done most of the board spam (Self Promotion) that is seen around the boards. Start a new thread, tell us who you are, where you've been, what you've done, etc. I have to stop now, because this is turning into a Back Street Boys song. |
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I really am sorry for any confusion here. We all agree that this message would have been better placed on a announcement board. However, we do not all agree that the original message was in fact, spam. The original message was not asking anyone to sign up for anything. It did not ask anyone to buy anything. It did not do anything other than to inform "the webmasters" on this board about the party, and who will be attending. <!--QuoteBegin-Trev You've got to admit that both yours and Mindy's sigs have had more exposure here than at any other board you've posted at, I know they have smile.gif[/quote] The whopping 23 posts that Ben and I have managed were mostly in response to the same 5 or 6 people. I'd hardly call that a lot of exposure. Anyways, I haven't yet had my coffee this morning, and this message is getting a tad too long. It's been fun, but I've got to get to work now. Later. Mindy. [/b][/quote] Welcome to Oprano :) |
Well said Anthony and I for one couldn't agree more .. Welcome to Oprano Ben and Mindy ..
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I must say the slightly cunty attitude does follow ther tradition of Oprano. :).
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Fuck that Trev. Remember when Nick opened up the Public Board on Netpond? All of us Noobs back then were scared to post. Shit, I remember asking Serge to go through my site and give me feedback. The old bastard said something about did you know that 30 percent of the web can't see your site properly because they are using Netscape X.X or something antiquated. Made alot of sense, so from that period on, I made sites that tried to cater to everyone's browser. Anyways, back to what we're talking about. Noobs like Bestat, and RRRed whe went on that public board did better for themselves, because it got them noticed. Not much has changed from then on that board, to now on this board. Sure there are more ppl joining everyday, but how many make a splash like Mindy and Ben? Nothing like old fashion piss marketing. :) |
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The old bastard said something about did you know that 30 percent of the web can't see your site properly because they are using Netscape X.X or something antiquated. Made alot of sense, so from that period on, I made sites that tried to cater to everyone's browser. Anyways, back to what we're talking about. Noobs like Bestat, and RRRed whe went on that public board did better for themselves, because it got them noticed. Not much has changed from then on that board, to now on this board. Sure there are more ppl joining everyday, but how many make a splash like Mindy and Ben? Nothing like old fashion piss marketing. :) [/b][/quote] You make a very valid point. :okthumb: Trial by fire sure does seem to weed out the chaff. |
Trev and I had the same conversation yesterday.
""People are scared of posting on Oprano"" Good!!! It keeps the morons away. I read YNOT for months before finally posting back in 96/97. I didn't want to look a total moron from the begining , I wanted it to dawn on people over time. Basically I like Oprano as it is. Just cause you have a big post post count on some other board does not mean you know anything. I mean...look at the Zoo.. Some dick , Donovan something ,I think , without a pot to piss in nor anywhere to throw it argues with Ken over domains. That dick brand0n Can't believe people I make the money I do from merely sending traffic. I know its old fashioned , but I think you earn your place in any community. |
Trev and I had the same conversation yesterday.
""People are scared of posting on Oprano"" Good!!! It keeps the morons away. I read YNOT for months before finally posting back in 96/97. I didn't want to look a total moron from the begining , I wanted it to dawn on people over time. Basically I like Oprano as it is. Just cause you have a big post post count on some other board does not mean you know anything. I mean...look at the Zoo.. Some dick , Donovan something ,I think , without a pot to piss in nor anywhere to throw it argues with Ken over domains. That dick brand0n Can't believe people I make the money I do from merely sending traffic. I know its old fashioned , but I think you earn your place in any community. |
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Cool!! :wankit: So you're not a fat hairy guy called Harry. What's your excuse for the humpday posts? :P |
And when is Rick Somers coming? I miss him ;-)
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Oh , and for a marketers point of view.....
Its not just the posters they should be looking at. But the readers. I know for a fact that people have landed whales for there product through getting involved on Oprano. People that never post , but read regularly have massive traffic at there fingertips |
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So you're not a fat hairy guy called Harry. What's your excuse for the humpday posts? :P [/b][/quote] Excuse? Wednesdays are Hump days. It's when I start looking forward to the weekend. So I usually post about it. And yes, I posted it on many boards, but I happen to read many boards. Different people populate different boards. I don't have an "excuse". |
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So you're not a fat hairy guy called Harry. What's your excuse for the humpday posts? :P [/b][/quote] Excuse? Wednesdays are Hump days. It's when I start looking forward to the weekend. So I usually post about it. And yes, I posted it on many boards, but I happen to read many boards. Different people populate different boards. I don't have an "excuse". [/b][/quote] Mindy, We are webmasters. No such thing as Humpday for us. We work every day. Almost anyways. I'm finding on the weekends i slack off till about 2pm till I turn on a puter. I don't have my woman here in my ear about let's do something and if you turn on that laptop i'll bash you over the head with it. Anyways, I got the new TREO 650. I can get away with it now, it's just a phone honey, honest! |
Hey, Mindy...glad to see you pretty face on the board. :) :)
You've got spunk! :) |
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(and why do I hear you saying that in the AOL you've got mail voice) Both Ben and Mindy are good in my book. Came here and got shit but stood their ground, not allot of people if any do that anymore. :) |
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So you're not a fat hairy guy called Harry. What's your excuse for the humpday posts? :P [/b][/quote] Excuse? Wednesdays are Hump days. It's when I start looking forward to the weekend. So I usually post about it. And yes, I posted it on many boards, but I happen to read many boards. Different people populate different boards. I don't have an "excuse".[/b][/quote] Yeah Wednesday is humpday, I get the concept. Announcing that it is humpday by copy and pasting the same post on 10 different boards just to get your signature exposed is just a lazy marketing strategy. I don't see why you expect to be welcomed and treated nicely on a webmaster forum if all you do is a driveby copy and paste of some ridiculous, meaningless heap of empty text just to get your signature linking to your bosses site noticed. So your excuse would be that someone is paying you to post that kind of garbage. Don't get me wrong, this board is here to market and network, but at least make the effort to join in a discussion and share some real opinions, then maybe people won't be so hostile :okthumb: |
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