Toni's 'extended' family arrived today due to it being her 147th birthday on Sunday :(

These people are the side I never had the chance to meet before we got wed, I so wish I had now...


All I know is there are shacks and shanties all over the hills empty tonight :(

so nick is in town?:)

So you have a front yard full of caravans, half of them up on cement blocks?

I have a house I'll sell you, if you want to get away. :)

Oh hell I wished he was!!!

I'd have more than "heyup duck" and "hows yer faither" conversation wise...


I keep running to my keyboard :unsure:

Does it have a yard?

or any open space in the area within say 200 miles...

Front yard has a sweeping 315 foot frontage. Interested?

Oh goddamn!!!


Do you know how many of her family could park their shit there....


It would be: Trev, his wife, his son and 3000 pikey/chav wannabe's, plus a Ford Escort engine on the lawn.... :cryin:



I'll take my chances here...

do they have trailer parks in the UK?

Hide the good stuff and get out the buckfast mate.

I am so glad i told all of my relatives to go fuck themselves lol well apart from the cool ones that live near Nick ;)

Yes, there's plenty of room along the sides and the back yard of the house as well. I think you really ought to consider buying this house, Trev. I'd love to sell it to you! :groucho:

LOL,

I'm sure you would :D

Right then, the grand Clampit tour of Washington is about to get underway... catch you all later :(

They are called caravan parks , and yes they do exist sykk.

Mainly for holidays. :)

I'm getting a bit cunty too here....

Stop bringing me into it!!! LOL

We are fucking showmen!!!!! Not pikeys.

Showmen live in big fuck off houses (OK , they are really learry and probably have eagles on the gate posts or possibly stone lions at the entrance , several cousins/friends will live within a few hundred yards in similar leary houses for security purposes.The entances will share electric gates.

Inside...well it'll be very very leary. All taps etc gold (well fuck if it can be gold plated , it will be) There will be a lot of fucking porcelain about. A lot. Dinner services will be by Villeroy and Boch (but either undetectable seconds , or hooky)There will be very very expensive electronic equipment ( but with very short power leads -well you don't want to trip over them running) Koy carp ponds in the garden is a definite as is a ride on mower (probably a few actually - some are for sale) In the drive there will be at least 1 mercedes and 1 range rover (there may ve more , probably at 1/3rd being for sale , or borrowed from "the pitch" technically for sale , allowing the entire household to drive on more economical traders insurance.) At least one bathroom will be in the process of being renovated

Showmen are the aristos of the gypsy world.

The lowest of the low are new fucking age travellers (they are fucking hippies and ain't worth that)
Then there are travellers , pikey's ,and joffa's ...then showmen!

Showmen have pikey's and joffa's are aspiring to be showmen and are the easiest comodity for a showman to hire. ( muscle)

Chav's are fucking wannabee scum mainly from the north .

now don't get me on a rant..

:)

So Trev, (break here from nottalking to you for just a minute)


How is your Faither ?





:yowsa:

Dissapointed that his son is a chav wannabee.
:blink: :(

:)