Hey all, just wanted to introduce myself. I'm a new (evil) account rep for one of the larger affiliate programs which will for now go unnamed. (I plan to be hanging around for a while so that info will come out in time... Im not stupid and I have no annoying messages :P)

Ive been reading the board here at Oprano and the 'other' (less worthy) boards anonymously for a while, I feel like I know you guys already. But now its time for some interaction (mmmm.. interaction). Please welcome me kindly.. even though I am evil. :matey:

HAHAHA now that is a cool introduction, welcome to Oprano ;)

Welcome to Oprano Steve and thanks for complying with out rules.

Once you join in you are more than welcome to promote your shit...

Here is the in... ;-)))


Tell us about yourself Steve.

Whats yopur background , what havwe you done , and who do you represent now?

Welcome Steve :)

I'd like to know what makes you evil though B)

Who am I? Well, Im a talker but I love to listen... I enjoy long walks on the beach and romantic dinners followed by an evening of efficient German sex.....

Oh right, this ISN'T a dating site (im sick of writing those damn introductions..)

But seriously, I am new to the adult industry. My past work experience is in the Financial Industry where I worked as an Investment advisor. Yes, I was a sleazy stockbroker (but not sleazy enough, apparently, otherwise Id be retired on a yacht in the south Pacific).

I connect with my 'inner nerd' though math, I have a BSc in mathematics from the University of Toronto.

I am just beginning to promote DollarMachine (Wanna win a mini-bike?), which Im sure at least some of you are familiar with (in either a good or bad way) but I intend to win your heart through groveling and excessive self-deprication.

I have a genuine goal of building a relationships (I know, it sounds like BS.. but im serious) with other good businesspeople. The shortcomings of other reps are clear to you and me, and I think there's a gap to be filled by a person like me.

This post has become long and rambling. end transmission. :rokk:

I havent used dollarmachine in years. Whats changed? How can a po boy make any money with it?

Hey Steve, welcome to oprano! :)

We should talk about getting your folks newest promotion some nice exposure here at oprano!! My contact details are below. We'd love to help you out in that regards. :)

You had me at "romantic dinners"

:)

You better show Vick your investment portfolio :)

The biggest change is the people, like me for example.

Details of the programs and the sites, etc I'll leave to another discussion, I dont think many people want to read a sales pitch right here, right now. But, if you or anyone else does want to chat, im on ICQ 284114006 and Id be more than happy to give anyone a call.

Most importantly for me I want my presence on the board to be about just getting to know people and not pushing product.. a virtual seperation of 'church and state' :P

Hey, thats my fucking job dammit :grrr:





















:nyanya: Welcome to the mix :)

The biggest change is the people, like me for example.

Details of the programs and the sites, etc I'll leave to another discussion, I dont think many people want to read a sales pitch right here, right now. But, if you or anyone else does want to chat, im on ICQ 284114006 and Id be more than happy to give anyone a call.

Most importantly for me I want my presence on the board to be about just getting to know people and not pushing product.. a virtual seperation of 'church and state' :P [/b][/quote]
Fuck me!!!

A rep who is a professional.

welcome to Oprano , GREAT having you here :)

what... you mean not every program rep is a professional!!?!? :zoinks:

lol.. again, thanks all for the warm welcome. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Steve - hell of a way to jump into the Gumbo!!

Welcome!

what... you mean not every program rep is a professional!!?!? :zoinks:

lol.. again, thanks all for the warm welcome. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. [/b][/quote]
Most of em cant even tell a good lie.
Then run when they scream..."BRING IT" ...and Drav of all people busts them out.

it was the "Efficient german sex" that reeled me in. lol

The biggest change is the people, like me for example. [/b][/quote]
Welcome Steve!

So tell me, what was wrong with the people?

Welcome Steve!

So tell me, what was wrong with the people? [/b][/quote]
The implication wasnt that the old people were bad, just that there are alot of new faces here. :D

The implication wasnt that the old people were bad, just that there are alot of new faces here. :D [/b][/quote]
lol, nice back-pedal... lookout for that wall ;)


And good luck at Python, its a great company

it was the "Efficient german sex" that reeled me in. lol [/b][/quote]
Ditto.

Welcome, Steve...Hola!!! :bwave: