All Attendees at this summer's Internext Conference are invited to come and play with me at AVN Online's Summer Conference Kick-Off Gala!

It'll be wet! It'll be wild! It'll be... well, probably whatever you make it to be! ;)

HERE ARE THE DETAILS!

'Smoke + Mirrors'

Hahahahahaha

I love the name

Hahahahahaha

It reads on the ad
"Come as you are, leave tainted"

Is that episiotomy humor? :P

Hahahaha.. should be an interesting time!! :)

I am so there already it hurts.

Guess that covers the masochistic part, now I just have to find someone to inflict pain upon to cover the sadism bit......

:ph34r:

You really do know how to party B)

hmm...bullshit!
Last time I felt your titties, you almost had a heart attack
:)

sorry, Nick, sorry, gonzo, I am calling FTC and reporting this thread as violation of "Truth in Advertising" Act. Aly doesn't let men play with her!
:)

What about women :)

hmm...bullshit!
Last time I felt your titties, you almost had a heart attack
:) [/b][/quote]

That's an understatement... Keep your filthy paws off me!

What about women :) [/b][/quote]
...what d'ya wanna play..? B)

...what d'ya wanna play..? B) [/b][/quote]
In your yard or mine :rolleyes:

In your yard or mine :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
:huh:

That's an understatement... Keep your filthy paws off me! [/b][/quote]
another bullshit!
I wash my hands...BEFORE and AFTER!
:)

another bullshit!
I wash my hands...BEFORE and AFTER!
:) [/b][/quote]
You make me nervous :(

get in line....


;-)))

You make me nervous :( [/b][/quote]
don't be...when I fist I wear latex gloves
:)

"Thank you for calling the FTC....

If this is a complaint against Nickatilynx Press 1


Thank you , for calling regarding Nickatilynx , if Nickatilynx :

called you a homo , press 1
mailed you , press 2
if he called you and mailed you press 3
If he hurt your feelings on oprano press 4


;-))))

don't be...when I fist I wear latex gloves
:) [/b][/quote]
You might want to throw a little lube in there, too... Those are mighty big, um, hands you've got there... ;)

You might want to throw a little lube in there, too... Those are mighty big, um, hands you've got there... ;) [/b][/quote]
It's no wonder newbs last about a week the way you guys wear them out :awinky:

You really do know how to party B) [/b][/quote]
Go hard or go the fuck home is my life motto.

:ph34r:

In your yard or mine :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Whichever one keeps the grass trimmed the best I would imagine.


Sorry couldn't resist that one...


Surprised none of the seasoned vets went for it...

Whichever one keeps the grass trimmed the best I would imagine.


Sorry couldn't resist that one...


Surprised none of the seasoned vets went for it... [/b][/quote]
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

NICE ONE! :wnw: