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Nickatilynx 04-29-2005 06:43 PM

to cash a big assed check.

So he calls me and adivises me that they are making him jump through hoops over it...

So as I know the manager and am entitled to the Royal Service or some shit , I phone up the branch.

I'm all prepared. I'm gonna use the "Pulp Ficftion" Routine.

Here is the phonecall...

"Hello this is the bank"
"Hello can I speak to Gord , please"
"Who can I say is calling?"
"Nickatilynx"
"Oh hello ,Nick hope your enjoying this lovely weather , let me put you through to him"

....pause...

"This is Gord Blah"
"Hi , Gord , this is Nickatilynx."
"Nick!! How are ya , how's the golf game?"
"Really good ,and so so , Gord .How are you?"
"Not bad Nick , not bad"
"Good , sooo Gord , I hear my brother's been in trying to cash a check ..
"Yes ...."
"Gord , Does my brother look like a mother fucking bitch to you?"

...pause..

"Well actually , Nick , yes , yes he does........."

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

;-))))

*KK* 04-29-2005 07:11 PM

Must be the dress.

Nickatilynx 04-29-2005 07:13 PM

maybe...

Newton 04-29-2005 07:20 PM

How is the golf lol

sarettah 04-29-2005 10:06 PM

I take it he came home and gave you the cash before you posted this :yowsa:

Anthony 04-29-2005 10:15 PM

Gord is a cocksucker.

gonzo 04-29-2005 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony@Apr 29 2005, 09:16 PM
Gord is a cocksucker.
Is he a cocksucker or does he "suck cock by choice"?

According to Deadwood theres a difference.

Nickatilynx 04-29-2005 10:21 PM

Oh he varies...but he always sucks the cock.

gonzo 04-29-2005 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 29 2005, 09:22 PM
Oh he varies...but he always sucks the cock.
Maybe he can front some new programs in the future?


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