Ok, there's this gay indian that goes into a redneck bar. The bartender, alarmed for the guys safety informs him "Look, there are a lot of rough guys in here, I think for your own sake you should probably go sit quietly in the back and drink your beer". The Indian doesn't like it, but says ok and wanders off to the back of the room to sit down.

A little while later a big old bulldozer of a cowboy wanders into the bar. He slams his fist down on the bar and shouts "Gimme a fucking beer". The bartender gets him a beer, the cowboy picks it up takes a swig, looks around the bar and proclaims loudly "I'm so horny I could fuck a bull".


From the back of the room comes the reply "Moo big boy, Moo"........

Later on the Indian went back to the res and asked the chief for a couple of bucks to eat on........













bada boom

A couple of weeks later, he's driving with a friend in his volkswagon and he stops at a stopsign. A truckdriver behind him isn't really paying attention and ends up tapping the volkswagons rear bumper.

He looks at his friend and states "I'm going to go give that truck driver a piece of my mind". He gets out of the VW and wanders back to the truck. he loks at the truckdriver and states "I'm going to sue you for every penny that you have". The truckdriver looks at him and says "You can kiss my ass"

The Indian goes back to the VW, gets in, looks at his friend and says "Well, I think he's willing to settle out of court"

Whadda you call two gay indians?



























Rammit + Jammit

They only get worse from here on in ;)

if you read the thread from bottom to top.

If there was a "most bizarre thread" contest, this would be the winner. :blink:

Hey my indian lesbian friend Minjeeta says this thread rocks ;)

refer to the enclosed...


http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index...howtopic=17811

Thanx.... :okthumb:

Like I said there... I'm an equal opportunity hater :nyanya:

Like I said there... I'm an equal opportunity hater :nyanya:[/b][/quote]
How is the BBQ sauce in KC? Bet-ya it's not as good as Texas.

How is the BBQ sauce in KC? Bet-ya it's not as good as Texas. [/b][/quote]
Answered you in the other thread :)

Some funny shit up there :lol:

but this thread should have been locked after the first few jokes :P

Threadlocks ?? We don't need no fucking threadlocks...... :blink: