Wife and kids all have it.

I'm off for the night to cook dinner and act as house doctor.

antone need me , call the house :)

A few important questions for my own fantasy...

1) Will you be portaying a nurse or MD?

2) Will you be wearing womens clothing?

3) Are stilettos somehow involved?

nurse
yes
yes

Hope they get well soon man :okthumb:

Thanks, that 30 seconds passed fast.

Fuck that shit!!!!

It's like an audition for the Exorcist!!!

I've ordered Chinese and returned to my den and left them to there wailing , griping and bitching LOL

Its nasty!!!


Plained boiled rice will hook them up lol

Boiled water mate .. rice is the biggest cause of food poisoning out there .. boiled water should be all they get to pass it through their system nothing else :)

Any Stephen Hawking doubles going on?

Not yet!!

I bolted.

Everyman for himself.

they are spread over sofas with barf buckets...

Its hell in there...

stomach bugs suck, what's for dinner? I wouldn't recommend chilli.

All differewnt stuff from the chinese restaurant.

I'm hungry.

They say they will go some crab and sweetcorn soup and boiled rice..

I know I shouldn't laugh but .....

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

Your family deserves a medal :biglaugh:

hahahahaha just went out to the kitchen/family roon to grab coffee.

My wife gave me the cunty eye. LOL

But as I ran out of the family room with my hands over my head she started giggling and coughing.



I didn't stay to hear if there was coughing /......and farting lol

I did mention to her when as I walked in that people were quoting Even money on one them either sharting or cough/farting within the hour.

That might have caused the cunty eye...

;-)))

i will have a tooney on a shart and a looney on a stephen hawkings

You are on.

Good news! The Chinese is here.

Karma?

I'm feel a bit sick. lol

Good night all :)

You can take it out of my golf winnings ;) have a good night man and hope they get some rest from the bog.

Hope your family starts to feel better.

Yo newton finished with billboard. it is already on the shuffle. :)

you rock.

Nick hope everyone gets better. Drink lots of water.

Inabon you want more?

Well wishes to La Familia!

well we are up to 89 so i think we can do 90s then 60s and 70s

Ok whats a cunty eye?

The cunty eye is is like the evil eye but cuntier lol

Sorry to hear you family are ill, hope they make a quick turn around :)

sending stomach soothing vibes your way....
hope all return to health soon!!