Hey Folks,

This is Maura from M Squared Productions in Vancouver. I'm new to the boards and look forward to getting to know all you characters in the biz...

A little about me:
I am former talent here in Vancouver, and was best known for giving the wettest, sloppiest, blowjobs in town. Now I pull double-duty as the boom operator on set and sales rep in the office. In my off hours, I host a bi-weekly sex-positive radio talk show and run two other companies.

Chat with you all soon! :D

Hello Maura and welcome to Oprano!! Hope to be seeing you around here often. :okthumb:

BTW- your button isn't clickable.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH great introduction Maura!!!

Welcome to the Gumbo

Are you working with Jackie and her hot as hell hubby?
Great company :okthumb:

This thread and those boasts are useless without video.

WOW I love wet sloppy blowjobs!!!!!

did I mention I have a .... ah nevermind ...

welcome to Oprano!!!!

hmmmm.......I SHOULD know you then! LOL

Welcome to Oprano. :)

She said she was GIVING wet sloppy blowjobs, NOT RECEIVING them...... :headwall:

Welcome to the mix Maura :yowsa:

Given the chance though , I'd prolly try. ;-)))


If this turns out to be leedsfan putting into my "One day I'm gonna pretend to be a chick for business purposes" theory , I'll be pissed LOL

She said she was GIVING wet sloppy blowjobs, NOT RECEIVING them...... :headwall:

Welcome to the mix Maura :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Shouldn't you be running along and doing whatever it is dickheads do?


;-)))

the grown ups are talking :)

Welcome aboard. Now lets see some vid of you. Talk MUST be backed up.

Hi Everyone!

Thanks for the warm welcome! So... does everybody just sit around their computers all day shooting the breeze? If so, I've got this new job DOWN PAT! :biglaugh:

Anyhow... I work out of the office Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays so expect all sorts of witty remarks and harmless mayhem out of me during those times.

Cheers! :awinky:

That's it. I am getting a shirt made for you that reads:

"Proud Owner of a Northern Curve"

BTW, Welcome Maura!

just to prove Nick's theory is bogus.

here i am.

large as life, and twice as horny.

(the wife's been in UK for a week, and one more to go...i've run out of mags and tissues).

golf is on though. this weekend. no excuses.

That is exactly what I am doing.......


















Posting..... :yowsa:

just to prove Nick's theory is bogus.

here i am.

large as life, and twice as horny.

(the wife's been in UK for a week, and one more to go...i've run out of mags and tissues).

golf is on though. this weekend. no excuses. [/b][/quote]
I'll be there.Tell me where and when.

Does Maura caddy? ;-))

I'll be there.Tell me where and when.

Does Maura caddy? ;-)) [/b][/quote]
i think she's retired from "caddying"

That is exactly what I am doing.......


















Posting..... :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Remind me to kick you in the nuts when we meet :)

Remind me to kick you in the nuts when we meet :) [/b][/quote]
He hasn't got any - his wife removed them long ago - without the aid of modern surgical techniques.

Welcome to the Board Maura.

Yeah, and it was fucking Marie that showed her how.... "Yeah Jen, you just do it like this...It worked really well on Steve"

:blink:

Yeah, and it was fucking Marie that showed her how.... "Yeah Jen, you just do it like this...It worked really well on Steve"

:blink: [/b][/quote]
... and I enjoyed every second of it :nyanya:

Welcome to Oprano Maura :)

That is exactly what I am doing.......


















Posting..... :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH



BURN!!!!!!!!!

No one wants to hear your stories about romantic nights in front of the fireplace with the paperboy.

:bwave: welcome :bdance:

hi there Maura and welcome to Oprano! :bwave:

glad you've made it here.

Hey there,welcome aboard! :)

No one wants to hear your stories about romantic nights in front of the fireplace with the paperboy. [/b][/quote]
you are just worried I will tell them you used to be a paperboy huh! and expose the true you! :lol:

Welcome.

Did someone mention boobs?

Welcome,

So you were content and now you're a sales rep?

Wow, that's a completly new approach that is really surprising and subtle...

C-

This is Oprano lol , not GFY.

LOL


;-)

I mean people , surely we have not come to this...LOL

Didn't you have a rant about this?

Nick, no one asked to "see her tits" just because she's a girl. She claims to give the sloppiest blowjobs ever! Who wouldn't wanna confirm this claim?

This is the Porn business ...so...


Tell ya what.


Post pics.

Put a link to us in your resources area , or I'll pull your sig. :)

How about that?

:)





Now thats some strong pimp hand fo shizzle my bizzle.


(I can never really pull that off with my /Brit accent lol)

Yeah and it applies to everyone....but me! ;-)))

(Its good to be King!! )


Seriously I'm gonna hire a webhamster to find all my favourite rants so I can C&P them as needed LOL