What the fuck do you have to do to get a model to show up on time?
DAMN!
Pay em anything.. they still don't fucking show up when they're supposed to.

man oh man...

lol...

Always tell them to be there an hour before you need them. If that doesn't work, throw them in a time machine and age them about 20 years. That should mature them up a bit.

Its like herding cats.
These Atlanta women are the worst too!

At least they show up. You can always use this strip club tactic. Tell them for every 15 minutes they are late, their pay goes down.

Tell them there will be free food - they'll show up! :)

OK, maybe that just works for people like me who aren't exactly content :P

THAT is a GREAT idea!!!
Thanks!!!!!

They dont always show up either.... you sure do know a lil about nekkid club management.

It is truley an art form dealing with women, ( I rarely have them not show up on time)

I've always dealt with pros and strippers, can handle either no problem.
Now i'm dealing with mostly undiscovered... with little or no modeling experience.

And that's a huge pain in the ass... damn.

I've always dealt with pros and strippers, can handle either no problem.
Now i'm dealing with mostly undiscovered... with little or no modeling experience.

And that's a huge pain in the ass... damn. [/b][/quote]
For those you have to really make them understand that this is a J O B. They are not *models* and therefore do not get to act like one. Tell them that future J O B's will be dependant upon not only how well they perform but, if they show up on time, are enthusiastic and professional.

In other words, keep your pimp hand strong.

For those you have to really make them understand that this is a J O B. They are not *models* and therefore do not get to act like one. Tell them that future J O B's will be dependant upon not only how well they perform but, if they show up on time, are enthusiastic and professional.

In other words, keep your pimp hand strong. [/b][/quote]
Gotcha!
Thanks so much!

For those you have to really make them understand that this is a J O B. They are not *models* and therefore do not get to act like one. Tell them that future J O B's will be dependant upon not only how well they perform but, if they show up on time, are enthusiastic and professional.

In other words, keep your pimp hand strong. [/b][/quote]
Very well put....

Exactly, use the possible stardom to bait them in, then turn the table and keep the stardom at a distance based on THEIR performance and the results will be much better :okthumb:

Very well put....

Exactly, use the possible stardom to bait them in, then turn the table and keep the stardom at a distance based on THEIR performance and the results will be much better :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Fuckin' thank you SO much!

Gotcha!
Thanks so much! [/b][/quote]
My pleasure! :awinky:

Dokk--

Joe can spot a hooker in a crowd of 100 normal women...all dressed identical. The man has tallent!

I see that!
Fuckin' cool man.

rokk on

Oxymoron? :lol:

Oxymoron? :lol: [/b][/quote]
Peaches you're gonna make me pee my britches if i keep laughing this hard.

Peaches you're gonna make me pee my britches if i keep laughing this hard. [/b][/quote]
Dokkcam! :)

Oxymoron? :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol:

Cocaine

I love that song, ( even though I am not a clapton fan) :ph34r:

I love that song, ( even though I am not a clapton fan) :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Same with me on both accounts.

Don't tell them it's a shoot... tell them its an advance private 50% off sale at
a new location of Macy's... B)












errrr... yes miss, the store's anti-shoplifting policy is nudity... :groucho:

Tell them there's an open bar , tons of weed , X , GHB and a bag of yeyo that would choke a horse.

They'll be there .......


;-))







shit! Colin beat me to it...great minds and all that...

Along with their pals, the Feds :unsure:

Along with their pals, the Feds :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Feds need weed too!
Lol.. i was watching this thing on iraq last night, three soldiers posing in front of a big ass weed plant in front of one of those whatever you call the iraqi homes.. rubble i guess. lol...

Iraqi Realtors describe them as:

"One can tell that Allah Akbar!!!

Here we have an open plan fixer up with far reaching 360degree views

Priced to sell - 1 goat or best offer "

;-))

helluva drug. set your shooting time for jones o'clock and they'll never be late

helluva drug. set your shooting time for jones o'clock and they'll never be late [/b][/quote]
Fuck!
Is this the original Grimmster?

DOS TIP: when a southern boy offers you coke, expect a carbonated beverage.

Fuck!
Is this the original Grimmster? [/b][/quote]
who wants to know;) dokkster:)

I completely agree with you!!

Did I ever mention I have a northern curve?