Post something that may surprise everyone here about yourself.

Me personally? I have a soft spot in my heart for guys living on the street homeless. Much due to the fact that I was homeless myself for a little while when I was younger. Nothing will teach you the value of kindness and generous humanity like living on the streets with no money to eat. I always give them a dollar or two no matter if they are the last 2 in my pocket. I don't care if he's going to buy liquor with it...I couldn't care less really. It might help keep him warm tonight.

My second and third toes are half joined together!!

I have double jointed thumbs

I once ate broccoli.

I can still do handstands...good ones too.

Tho you'll only ever see me do em if you're around when I'm drunk as... :P

LOL
Ditto CJ !!

Both feet ?

yep, both feet - doesn't help my swimming any :biglaugh:

Lisa, I'll take you up on that handstand demonstration next time we go out! Last time I had more than 2 drinks I ended up doing handstands in the park with ToyBoy's girlfriend :unsure:

I've never tried broccoli

I was homeless for a while too when I was younger.

ok...my turn.

i studied and lived in a convent school during my high school days because i was homeless too(that was when my mom left us) :(

I have an extra bone at the base of my neck. :rokk:

I was countryless....

my favourite way to relax is driving 160 mp/h on sunny sunday afternoons. :ph34r:

Really? No citizenship anywhere?

<------Straight

:biglaugh:

Really? No citizenship anywhere? [/b][/quote]
Really. Soviets stripped me out of citizenship, and from 1979 'til 1985 all my documents stated:
Stateless.

BTW, Colin, I enjoyed your "crisises" histogram in other thread! :okthumb: :salute:

I'm proficient in penis puppetry. Auditioned for the stage show in 2002 and was a finalist.

I was homeless too, living out the car, till 3 strippers/camgirls let me live with them back in 96/97. It's how I got interested back into the web.

I have a smalll penis

Sorry Bro, everyone already knows. :(

I think it's standard if you post on Oprano.

I have the biggest head ever....

And I dont mean ego, I mean litterally... its huge... cant wear hats, cant find a motorcycle helmet that fits, etc....

picture a watermelon ;)

I suffer from " ingrowing penis "

Serge, that's interesting. Never knew that. How come?

The Oprano homeless club. Everyone in adult must have issues ;-)

Not really issues perse. Just a strange part of my life. :)

The first time I ever got drunk was in 6th grade!! :biglaugh:

lightweight

same here! first year i got high too.

I lost my virginity to a milf, using her friends marital bedroom. Her friend was downstairs doing the housework at the time, and had James Brown on the stereo on to drown out the noises.

I already knew that :unsure: J/k

I already knew that [/b][/quote]
I didn't know that.

-- I have a Private Investigation Liscense & use to follow dead-beats all day & night
even picked their trash. I was the only employee to close out a case the first
week I started

-- I like to take showers in the dark

-- I have only been drunk once in my life and I am 35

lightweight [/b][/quote]
I swore up and down it was 4th grade but my sister insists it was 6th and she usually has a better memory of stuff from when we were kids.

Oh the stories I could tell.....

I had an aunt who was one of those crazy old women who with many cats. When she died, and they cleaned her house, someone swept out from under a piece of furniture a cat skeleton. (Ewww!)

I have a gay half-brother I never see. Not cause he's gay; cause he's a total asshole. (Gay has nothing at all to do with the other, btw.) Haven't seen him in twenty years or more and that works fine for me.

I have a high forehead that causes some folks (ahem, especially a few here) to do bald jokes. Thing is, the hairline never moves, no bald gene in the family, and I'll have my hair when some others here won't.

I crack the knuckles of my toes sometimes.

I often eat left-over pizza cold out of the fridge. And sometimes for breakfast.

When I would get really drunk at college parties, I had a tendency to hit the fire alarm on the way out of the building.

I have one of those but he keeps findoing me :(


;-))))

I used to go to church every Sunday

... and then the churchs kept burning down so they made you stop attending? :P

I was expelled from the boys brigade for setting fire to the church when i was really young.

Sorry Bro, everyone already knows. :(

I think it's standard if you post on Oprano. [/b][/quote]
LOL.....


well how about this one then, I was 20 before I tried weed and 17 when I first tried acid.. what a long strange trip its been * strumming my Jerry garcia banjo* and wondering if timothy leary was wrong ? oooops

So many I could list but ..... too personal


The second toe on both my feet is longer than my pinky fnger

Nahhh, go ahead.

Nahhh, go ahead. [/b][/quote]
Well seeing that perspective is almost everything

The first time I met the woman who gave birth to me I was 12 ......

..... and she smoked marijuana with me

Well seeing that perspective is almost everything

The first time I met the woman who gave birth to me I was 12 ......

..... and she smoked marijuana with me [/b][/quote]
Why yes, that does surprise me ;)


Not a shameful thing though.... :)

... and then the churchs kept burning down so they made you stop attending? :P [/b][/quote]
hahah, actually, as a youth, I was quite involved in the Mormon church and was even wondering where I'd go on my mission...one of my uncles went to Thailand, another decided he was gay and left the church...one of my aunts won't talk to me to this day because I am in the porn business...she even avoided me at my grandmother's funeral...wouldn't even look up and acknowledge me, my wife or my kids (who were trying to play with her grandsons)

Good read...

I was homeless.

I played guitar in a band in clubs at 17ish

I watch Oprah

I am going to be a daddy tomorrow

Congrats on the new baby :) Enjoy it and make every second count. They get big fast and the cool stuff doesn't last like you would like it to. Stuff like when their front teeth fall out and they talk funny when they are little or the certain way they say words at 3 years old or a look they get on their face when they are trying to understand something that may seem nominal to you or me. It doesn't last long enough. It seems like as soon as you really start to get a kick out of it, they move on and all you have left are memories. My son is 10 this year. I can't believe it. It's like I look at him, and he is this little man running around the house, and he is getting interested in girls and hanging out with his little buddies. It seems like last week he was chewing on my finger and I was trying to steady him while he took a couple steps and landed on his butt. People can say all they want about kids but it will truly enrich your life. Again, congratulations.

My father was a coke dealer during the time the pipeline was being built.

I cook like Martha Stewart and play poker like Annie Duke.

I lost my virginity to a tow truck driver.

For some reason I like the job of bashing salmon on the head while fishing.

That certainly surprised me! :)

Many congrats, Jesse and Mrs. Jesse :)

That certainly surprised me! :)

Many congrats, Jesse and Mrs. Jesse :) [/b][/quote]
Thanks Peaches. :agrin:

nick - yeah I am told time moves much faster after kids! I'll try to savor it.