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Timon 12-10-2004 12:24 AM

It's a pretty liberal business venture, seems right up your alley ;-))

PornoDoggy 12-10-2004 12:37 AM

Uhhhh ... I am a liberal politically.

Bidnez, however, is a different story.

I will inquire as to a price for her underwear, and let you know after I calculate an appropriate profit (a percentage of which will be donated to the poor), reasonable shipping and handling, etc.

The blowjob is not negotiable ... I am hoarding those. Took me 37 years to find one this good (I wasn't looking for the first 14 years), and I ain't sharing them with anyone else.

I don't think she is, either. :yowsa:

Timon 12-10-2004 12:59 AM

Actually I was looking for a blowjob from you.

Diamond Jim 12-10-2004 01:09 AM

The homo level has been cranking up in here ever since Nick took over...

Not that there's anything wrong with that..

PD's avatar looks like he's almost enjoying a blowjob...or as much as a liberal can.. :yowsa:

PornoDoggy 12-10-2004 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timon@Dec 10 2004, 01:00 AM
Actually I was looking for a blowjob from you.
Homey don't play dat.

Winetalk.com 12-10-2004 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Dec 10 2004, 12:38 AM


I will inquire as to a price for her underwear, and let you know after I calculate an appropriate profit (a percentage of which will be donated to the poor), reasonable shipping and handling, etc.


PD, if I were you, Id also check into the federal regulations on transporting bio hazardous waste
;-)))

JoesHO 12-10-2004 09:30 AM

are skidmarks extra???

Timon 12-10-2004 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Dec 10 2004, 12:38 AM
I will inquire as to a price for her underwear, and let you know after I calculate an appropriate profit (a percentage of which will be donated to the poor), reasonable shipping and handling, etc.
Make sure you donate it to someone who is poor because an evil corporation exported his job overseas. I know you socialists have a big issue with that ;-))

PornoDoggy 12-10-2004 02:10 PM

Girlfriend's response ... "He can't afford either."

Socialists have to donate money toi those made poor because evil corporations export jobs overseas.

It's the most effective way to counteract the diabolical plot by you facists to decrease the surplus population.


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