a NEW pissometer! Combined with a gayness meter :)

Help me..

LOL

You just want an animated gif?

Or do you want an actual meter that dynamically interacts with the board and measures the piss/gayness on a real time basis ?

:groucho:

Edited in:

Also, analog or digital ?

Come on man..be specific !

You just want an animated gif?

Or do you want an actual meter that dynamically interacts with the board and measures the piss/gayness on a real time basis ?

:groucho: [/b][/quote]
How the hell can you program a gayness/pissometer to reach to the board.

Can't be done...

How the hell can you program a gayness/pissometer to reach to the board.

Can't be done... [/b][/quote]
I beg to differ ;)

Although, you might like to consider upgrading to VBulletin, that would make the integration of such a device much easier ;)

I beg to differ ;)

Although, you might like to consider upgrading to VBulletin, that would make the integration of such a device much easier ;) [/b][/quote]
jeeez.....

patience is a virtue

;-)))

How the hell can you program a gayness/pissometer to reach to the board.

Can't be done... [/b][/quote]
Thats what they said to Nikolai Tesla :groucho:

Thats what they said to Nikolai Tesla :groucho: [/b][/quote]
sarettah,

I'm pretty sure no one challenged Tesla to build a errr gaymeter.


;-)))

Only a special kind of looney would want one.

sarettah,

I'm pretty sure no one challenged Tesla to build a errr gaymeter.


;-)))

Only a special kind of looney would want one. [/b][/quote]
does Gay in english mean happy?

or since fag means cigarette, does gay mean cigar? and what is the word for joint?

fuck I am gonna need an interpreter

Even in the uk , gay means...gay...well since the 30s



from theregister...

We regularly receive missives from representatives of our American readership politely requesting clarification of the highly esoteric and colourful language for which El Reg is rightly famous - especially when our US brethren are confronted with terms such as "boffin", "blagger", "slag", "cobblers" or "prat".

Here's a recent email which demonstrates the problem:

Hi. I'm not sure if you are the right person I should be e-mailing, so if not, I would appreciate it if you either forward this to the appropriate party or reply with the correct email that I should send this to.

I am an American and I enjoy The Register. My only problem with your site is that I don't know a lot of your slang, i.e., bespoke, chav, bourses, etc. I usually look in the dictionary or Google the slang if I can't determine its definition by its context. I think a lot of Americans would enjoy your site more it you linked the distinctly British or European words to a dictionary so us "New World'ers" could more easily understand their meanings.

Even if you don't, much thanks to you and all of your fellow employees for the excellent source of tech-related news.

Signed,

Avid Reader in the U.S. of A.

Well, we can't see what the problem is with "bespoke" (made-to-measure) - unless they don't have tailors on the other side of the Pond. Of course, "bourse" is a French word, so the less said about that the better. We take your point about "chav", however, and have done a bit of trawling to see if we could find any online resources to help out our linguistically-impoverished colonial cousins.

First up, we have a rather useful compendium of Anglicisms from effingpot.com. Revelations include the fact that "throw a wobbler" means to lose one's rag, "off his trolley" indicates that the subject is completely rat-arsed and/or bonkers and that "pissed" actually equals "totally bladdered" and not (pay attention at the back there) "annoyed".

With us so far? Lovely jubbly.

Our second resource is a tasty interactive Flash animation which offers spoken British translations of everyday phrases. So, "I believe what you just said is untrue" is correctly rendered as "What a load of old bollocks", while the currently useful "It is very cold" emerges as "It's cold enough to freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey".

Pukka. We here at Vulture Central are currently mooting the introduction of our own online glossary, but in the meantime can thoroughly recommend both of the above as basic primers. So, until we finally sort our arse from our elbow - which could take donkey's years - readers are advised to have a shufti, gen up and get it sussed and sorted in the lingo department. ®






yeah gotta keep up ,Joe , their may be a test.

Plus you will need to know what the cash equiv of a "pony" and a"monkey" is or it may affect yr bottomline.

;-))

another berk. :stout:

sarettah,

I'm pretty sure no one challenged Tesla to build a errr gaymeter.


;-)))

Only a special kind of looney would want one. [/b][/quote]
good thing we have one. Nick has always been a special kind of asshole:)

and a crook


a gay crook



:moon:

Of course not. Sheez, back then it was the fagometer. :nyanya:

ok. its not a gif. but i am really bored.

http://www.thesquealer.com/images/alex1.jpg

ahahahahahahahahahaha

He really does look gay in that movie.

Betcha it gets him into a lot of fights.

"Hey mate!! You didn't half look a homo nancy boy shirtlifter in that last move , ya homo!"
Smack..

"Actor questioned over sreet brawl! He said my films were gay!"

I would still do a gay Colin Farrell.

LOL hahaha Funny shit JR LOL