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Evil Chris 11-26-2004 03:16 PM

If you don't scrub that kitchen floor....

sarettah 11-26-2004 04:16 PM

You aint gonna fuck this puss no more.....



yakkety yak....

Evil Chris 11-26-2004 05:08 PM

don't talk back! :lol:

sarettah 11-26-2004 06:32 PM

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow.

Who calls the english teacher Daddyo ?

rhymer 11-26-2004 07:02 PM

Why's everybody always pickin on me?

sarettah 11-26-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rhymer@Nov 26 2004, 07:03 PM
Why's everybody always pickin on me?
Because you only have one fucking post.......hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha














and ha


:yowsa:

PornoDoggy 11-26-2004 08:26 PM

Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do.

sarettah 11-26-2004 08:28 PM

:okthumb: I'm hers, she's mine.......

rhymer 11-26-2004 08:41 PM

wedding bells are going to chime

Vick 11-26-2004 08:45 PM

Now we/re together never every single day
Singing .......

rhymer 11-26-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 26 2004, 05:46 PM
Now we/re together never every single day
Singing .......

doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo

sarettah 11-26-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 26 2004, 08:46 PM
Now we/re together never every single day
Singing .......

Counting the minutes till she dies or runs away............

















:yowsa:

Vick 11-26-2004 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 26 2004, 08:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 26 2004, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Nov 26 2004, 08:46 PM
Now we/re together never every single day
Singing .......

Counting the minutes till she dies or runs away............

















:yowsa: [/b][/quote]
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
She bitched so much
She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

sarettah 11-26-2004 10:02 PM

And now I'm praying for the end of time
to hurry up and arrive
cause if I got to spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive...........


:yowsa:

rhymer 11-26-2004 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 26 2004, 07:03 PM
And now I'm praying for the end of time
to hurry up and arrive
cause if I got to spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive...........


:yowsa:

but I'm glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife

PornoDoggy 11-27-2004 12:01 AM

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Dravyk 11-27-2004 12:05 AM

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
He'll never love you, the way that I love you
'Cause if he did, no no, he wouldn't make you cry
He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin'
So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him, wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye

Na na na na, hey hey-hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Listen to me now
He's never near you to comfort and cheer you
When all those sad tears are fallin' baby from your eyes
He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin'
So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. I wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye

Na-na na-na-na na na na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Hey hey-hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
Na .....

rhymer 11-27-2004 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 26 2004, 09:02 PM
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

and the sequel....no shit

a mama ooh mow mow

mojobill 11-27-2004 06:11 AM

Geez you guys are old.... ;-)

rhymer 11-27-2004 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatbaby@Nov 27 2004, 03:12 AM
Geez you guys are old.... ;-)
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire.

Sharpie 11-27-2004 10:11 AM

Pretty good Chris - for someone who wasn't even a gleam yet....hahahahah

Do you know this one?

Only you......

XXXPhoto 11-27-2004 10:20 AM

Aahh....

Well I heard that you’re leavin’ (leavin’)
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
’cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I’m not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That’s right (that’s right) you ain’t gonna see me cryin’
I’m glad (I’m glad) that you found somebody new
’cause I’d rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
’cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain’t (you ain’t) gonna break my heart in two
’cause I’d rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I’d rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I’d rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can’t you see what I’m tryin’ to say, darlin...

I’d rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I’d rather clean all the bathroom in grand central station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I’d rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I’d rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I’d rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it ’till I die
Than spend one more minute with you

Nickatilynx 11-27-2004 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 26 2004, 09:02 PM
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

FUCK!!!!! SHIT!!!!

Just was making coffee..

and started humming it , before you know I'm dancing round the kitchen singing it like a Kansas city faggot!

XXXPhoto 11-27-2004 11:22 AM

Raytown Nick, not KC...

(ducking out before Sar wakes up)

PornoDoggy 11-27-2004 11:50 AM

You can have your gold and your diamonds too
All I want is a ring dang doo

rhymer 11-27-2004 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 27 2004, 08:51 AM
You can have your gold and your diamonds too
All I want is a ring dang doo

We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long

grimm 11-27-2004 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Nov 26 2004, 06:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 26 2004, 06:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 26 2004, 08:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Vick
Quote:

@Nov 26 2004, 08:46 PM
Now we/re together never every single day
Singing .......


Counting the minutes till she dies or runs away............

















:yowsa:

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
She bitched so much
She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way [/b][/quote]
cant resist a little GNR lies huh vick:)


Aint it fun when you know your gonna die young...

Vick 11-27-2004 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grimm@Nov 27 2004, 02:23 PM
cant resist a little GNR lies huh vick:)


Aint it fun when you know your gonna die young...

No, had to work it in

As for "Aint it fun when you know your gonna die young"
That's what I keep telling her :blink:

PornoDoggy 11-27-2004 03:17 PM

We Didn’t Start The Fire
Storm Front Released: 1989
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Evil Chris 11-27-2004 11:18 PM

We were out on a date in my Daddy's car...

We hadn't driven very far...

Vick 11-27-2004 11:31 PM

There in the road straight ahead,
A car was stalled, the engine was dead.
I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right,
I'll never forget the sound that night.

Vick 11-27-2004 11:33 PM

Car packed with speakers
The G's with the 40's
And the chicks with beepers

The northern lights
And the southern comfort
And it don't even matter
If their veins are punctured

All the crackheads
The critics, the cynics
And all my heroes
In the methadone clynics

All you bastards in the I.R.S
For the crooked cops
And the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack
The cabs of meth
Half pints of love
And the fifth's of stress

For the hookers all trickin' out in Hollywood
And for my hoods
Of the world misunderstood
I said it's all good
It's all in fun

Now get in the pit
And try love someone

PornoDoggy 11-28-2004 03:01 AM

Dang me...dang me..

Evil Chris 11-28-2004 10:05 AM

They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest treeeeeeeee...

Woman would you weep for me.

Evil Chris 11-28-2004 10:08 AM

Well I want somebody to tell me what's wrong with me,
I want somebody to tell me what's wrong with me,
Oh I ain't in any trouble and so much misery...

Phoenix 12-02-2004 12:24 PM

i found my thrill.......

JoesHO 12-02-2004 12:45 PM

Begin the day with a friendly voice
a companion unobtrusive
plays that song that 's so elusive
and the magic music makes your morning mood

off on your way
hit the open road
there was magic at your fingers........

JoesHO 12-02-2004 12:46 PM

one likes to believe in the freedom of music...
but glittering prizes
and endless compromises
shatter the illussion of integrity.....


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