Which way is Osama? Every news article of the past few years states that he is "thought to be hiding on the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan". The US is on one side of the border. The Pakistani army is in the region on the other side of the border. Is he likely to be there of all places?

Will Osama be captured before he dies of natural causes?

He's prolly in Cannes' , where he's been sitting in some bistro sipping lattes and calling his homies on his satphone all day long, stopping by some french government funded clinic to get his dialysis for free.

Vive la Revolution' !

amazing that I can visit the keyhole website and see a satellilite picture of my house, but they can't find this primitive douchebag...

Osama?

I'm sure I saw him in Sam Snead's bar in Orlando once , claiming he had just shot a 81 at Metrowest.

Nice guy , but terrible slice , so I knew he was lying :)



;-))

Thats easy

Driving around NYC as a taxi driver...

I saw Osama yesterday morning, he was walking around downtown..........

















with Elvis.....

Thought he was right next to Carmen San Diego