This is art.

I concur

That beats the old "Wash Me" atleast 1.000.000 times.... I wish more women would do this everytime they saw a dirty car :)

Amen.

I just had a disturbing thought
what if that's actually from a sweaty fat man with manboobs??

Back in June my 12 yr old wrote on the back window of my then very dirty car...

'I wish my girlfriend was this dirty'

:P

Im in Atlanta....its cold up here so I wasnt sweaty.

Im in Atlanta....its cold up here so I wasnt sweaty. [/b][/quote]
now it makes sense....

Im in Atlanta....its cold up here so I wasnt sweaty. [/b][/quote]
sure, sure...it's VERY cold.

;-))


http://cotac.com/snow.jpg

sure, sure...it's VERY cold.

;-))


http://cotac.com/snow.jpg [/b][/quote]
hahaah... for that to be accurate youll need to take a little snow off of Marys ass and put it on my belly.

hahaah... for that to be accurate youll need to take a little snow off of Marys ass and put it on my belly. [/b][/quote]
your wish is my command
;-)))


any more requests????
;-))

http://cotac.com/knight/ZZZ/snegoviki.jpg

your wish is my command
;-)))


any more requests????
;-))

http://cotac.com/knight/ZZZ/snegoviki.jpg [/b][/quote]
Do you need 2257 for snowmen?

they are Russian snowmen!

Does 2257 shit extends to Russians too????
;-))

http://cotac.com/knight/ZZZ/CDA2/FRUITS5.JPG

I like that sights

nope sorry that car is too cheap for me to fuck on

Damn.....you think you look like $1,000,000 whore????

c'mon. look in the mirror, will ya?

http://mary34d.com/images/xcitement/sunglassesav.jpg

Mary,
how was your chicken?

Does it smell like Mary?
;-))


http://www.pimpbling.com/temp/kw3.jpg

who the fuck is that broad?

Damn.....you think you look like $1,000,000 whore????

c'mon. look in the mirror, will ya?

http://mary34d.com/images/xcitement/sunglassesav.jpg [/b][/quote]
$1 mil whore, i think not!

but i did get a new SL 500 hardtop convertible for my birthday and and alienware 7700 laptop! How much is that worth???

http://mary34d.com/gfy/benz1.JPG

http://mary34d.com/gfy/benz2.JPG

Lets see....

If I was him....

I'd have leased it or bought it , in my name , and let you have use of it.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Mary , this is Oprano. Not GFY

Well, I guess I'm just special then. :P

Can I smell horse?

Can I smell dog?

Nawwwww I smell BULLSHIT!!

Enjoy the rental.

I'm sure he is!!!! ahahahahahahahahaha


:groucho: :burn:

depends on the level of the liquid in the bottle of makers mark

When you have another 5 birthdays, you'll be lucky to have a guy lease you a hyundai.

depends on the level of the liquid in the bottle of makers mark [/b][/quote]
Im too broke to have bought that....and I dont drink Makers Mark. I think you marinade meats in that or something.

arent we catty :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Im too broke to have bought that....and I dont drink Makers Mark. I think you marinade meats in that or something. [/b][/quote]
its like moonshine without the sediment:)

its like moonshine without the sediment:) [/b][/quote]
Cool. Moonshine is an excellent octane boost!
Doesnt Makers Mark have a mail in rebate?

no but you can put it on layaway:)

only she would brag about being a gold digger..

sometimes i wonder how people were raised. then again, ive also seen her trivialize money to someone who was owed a few grand by JoeE. She will amount to nothing, people like that never do, and if anyone has ever seen her in person, she is a far cry from pretty. Her only hope is doing what she does now. I personally don't know her, and hope I never do.

And you know, this could be the first time I've ever bashed someone without actually knowing or dealing with them, but I've simply seen too much.

Ya know, it's quite possible that's a gift from mommy or daddy and not a sugar daddy....

All I know is that hood is worthy of some nekkid poses and pics.

i believe she admitted somewhere it was indeed from a boyfriend.

i believe she admitted somewhere it was indeed from a boyfriend. [/b][/quote]
Interesting.

I've never had any that was worthy of a Mercedes. I've had some that was so good that I bought her a bicycle one time....and I've had several that were worthy of bus tokens and maybe even a couple that rated cab fare.

Interesting.

I've never had any that was worthy of a Mercedes. I've had some that was so good that I bought her a bicycle one time....and I've had several that were worthy of bus tokens and maybe even a couple that rated cab fare. [/b][/quote]
Back when I was in my 20's someone who wasn't used to being turned down offered to buy me a Porsche if I had sex with him. I told him I was worth MAYBE a bike but more than likely, just a Matchbox car. I didn't get either, he got nothing. B)

I strongly SUSPECT, that Mary's MB is a rental (possibly even a VERY short one - week or so) and not a gift of full ownership. Something even Gonzo could afford :)

I knew a guy in this business, who once leased a mercedes for a girl in Tampa. It ended up being a mess.

There's a :pearl: in there

and a great laugh

Damn did Mike and Serge give me a raise. Way I hear it fucking waiters from Olive Garden make more money than I do.

Of course what do I know....I dont have someone else's credit card to go to shows with to try and buy friends and traffic off with drinks.

or both! maybe she lives in alabama. where ytour daddy can come with the sugar!


like it doesnt happen, ge4t over yourselves. blooody PJ's are a fact of life.


;?)