due to the results of the last vote in USA,
Oprano will be closed 1/2 day on Sunday, so the Opranoids could attend the church services.

Being a true beleiver,
I will also close ALL my pay sites on Sunday 'till 2 pm.

The mamagement decission is final..at least 'til next elections.

Webmaster who is caught THINKING about abortions or homosexuals on Sunday will be banned forever...'or until next elections.

Serge,

You can't punish someone for thinking , you have no proof!!!

I mean I could be thinking MikeAI is a cantankeous blinkered republican who hasn't an original thought..

BUT

I may not be!!!

Also...churchgoers!!!!

WTF I just converted to Judaism , with a dash of Toaist philosophy thrown in.

ALLAH AKBAR!!!

I'm a Campbellist
we worship at the latar of great b-movie acting legend Bruce Campbell

does that count as being a churchgoer? There's not a physical church, but we drink wine and eat pizza in the name of Bruce Campbell, the almighty

Nick,
where I came from,
punishing for thoughts wasa normal event
;-))

NO DIRTY THOUGHTS ON SUNDAY,
this is a new rule!
;-)))

as for your Judaism.....Judaism lost the election,
therefore...you have no rights!
;_)))

Nick,
where I came from,
punishing for thoughts wasa normal event
;-))

NO DIRTY THOUGHTS ON SUNDAY,
this is a new rule!
;-)))

as for your Judaism.....Judaism lost the election,
therefore...you have no rights!
;_))) [/b][/quote]
i did not new jersey was so strict


:wnw:

Nick,
where I came from,
punishing for thoughts wasa normal event
;-))

NO DIRTY THOUGHTS ON SUNDAY,
this is a new rule!
;-)))

as for your Judaism.....Judaism lost the election,
therefore...you have no rights!
;_))) [/b][/quote]
oy vey , persecuted already , already!!!! ;-)))

I am not in anyway thinking you are total bastard btw.

;-)))

God loves us even if we haven't loved Him.

"In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us." —1 John 4:10

God wants us to know Him.

The Bible says God is at work in everyone's life. "So that they should seek the Lord, in the hope that they might grope for Him and find Him, though He is not far from each one of us." —Acts 17:27

Hail to the King Baby!

How do you know it's true?

The Bible wasn't written in English originally,
how do you know that the chapter where God turned into Devil wasn't ommited in 600 by Popes?

hahahahahaahha,
am I good or what?

Only yesterday I predicted you'd turn into "born again" or Preacher on a dime
;-)))

Hmm..lessee... God created the earth and all the other cool stuff in 6 days and then on the seventh he rested. So, da sabbath be on da sebenth day.

Day 1 Sunday
Day 2 Monday
Day 3 Tuesday
Day 4 Wednesday
Day 5 Thursday
Day 6 Friday
Day 7 Saturday

True believers believe that the sabbath is Saturday. Most don't pay attention to the fact that a pope moved it to Sunday. Of course, you said church goers, not true believers and most church goers are just members of evil cults that worship the antichrist.

just imho of course

There is no god

No one here can produce proof of a god or give serious, real, undeniable, concrete evidence or proof of a (imaginary) guy in the sky being real

Do I get banned for thinking about homosexuals getting abortions?

watch any movie starring Bruce Campbell (ok, except maybe Crimewave) and you too will be covnerted
everything from Evil Dead to his Oscar-calibur cameos in the Spiderman movies to his startling performance as Elvis, the mummy fighter, opposite Ossie Davs' role of JFK in "Bubba Ho Tep"


"Aw baby, that was just pillow talk"

"All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned, every one, to his own way; and the LORD has laid on Him the iniquity of us all." —Isaiah 53:6

I will become a preacher, I think I will start my own church.... then I can cut back on my tax bill!

I will be start the Holy Roller Church!!

watch any movie starring Bruce Campbell (ok, except maybe Crimewave) and you too will be covnerted
everything from Evil Dead to his Oscar-calibur cameos in the Spiderman movies to his startling performance as Elvis, the mummy fighter, opposite Ossie Davs' role of JFK in "Bubba Ho Tep"


"Aw baby, that was just pillow talk" [/b][/quote]
He covinced me I need an Elvis suit in Vegas.

You tell 'em Serge! Bush promised to convert all Americans to evangelical christianity or kill them. Now it's time for Serge to institute that policy.

Serge this was the only thing I remembered from church ;-))))

Ezekiel 25:17
Jules : The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

:rokk:

Hmm..lessee... God created the earth and all the other cool stuff in 6 days and then on the seventh he rested. So, da sabbath be on da sebenth day.

Day 1 Sunday
Day 2 Monday
Day 3 Tuesday
Day 4 Wednesday
Day 5 Thursday
Day 6 Friday
Day 7 Saturday

True believers believe that the sabbath is Saturday. Most don't pay attention to the fact that a pope moved it to Sunday. Of course, you said church goers, not true believers and most church goers are just members of evil cults that worship the antichrist.

just imho of course [/b][/quote]
Sare,
I didn't wanna use Saturday for this purpose,
last thing I want is to be charged with Jewish Liberalism!
;_)))

I'll toast sacrificial wine for this one
;-)))

you are jewish:)

He covinced me I need an Elvis suit in Vegas. [/b][/quote]
The answers to all questions can be found in Bruce Campbell

If your hand offendeth thee after being possessed by wicked spirits, cut it off (with a chainsaw)

watch any movie starring Bruce Campbell (ok, except maybe Crimewave) and you too will be covnerted
everything from Evil Dead to his Oscar-calibur cameos in the Spiderman movies to his startling performance as Elvis, the mummy fighter, opposite Ossie Davs' role of JFK in "Bubba Ho Tep"


"Aw baby, that was just pillow talk" [/b][/quote]
You missed his television appearance as Autolycus: King of Thieves in Xena: Warrior Princess. ;)

you are jewish:) [/b][/quote]


DirectNic Kabbala Temple Mounters.

My new religion!

wtf?! I come here for my daily dose of immoral entertainment, not to be given quotes from the bible!!!!!

FUCK! Nick, do something evil!!! QUICK!!!!
(preferably to mike - he needs it most) ;-))))

CJ I can give you some one on one immoral behavior.... hit me up on ICQ!!

:rolleyes:


:lol:

DirectNic Kabbala Temple Mounters.

My new religion! [/b][/quote]
Isnt Madonna in that?:)

And what of those who

worship at the Temple of Profit
knee before the Tabernacle of Investments
and use Barrons as their Bible?

:)

CJ I can give you some one on one immoral behavior.... hit me up on ICQ!!

:rolleyes:


:lol: [/b][/quote]
thank god you are back evil mike LOL

ya had me worried for a minute :rolleyes:

OK!!!!

I just farted!

;-)))

OMFG!! THAT is evil !!!!

Oh! that is just nasty....

;-))