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Dear Limey assholes

Last week G2 launched Operation Clark County to help readers have a say in the American election by writing to undecided voters in the crucial state of Ohio. In the first three days, more than 11,000 people requested addresses. Here is some of the reaction to the project that we received from the US

Monday October 18, 2004
The Guardian

Dear wonderful, loving friends from abroad,
We Ohioans are an ornery sort and don't take meddling well, even if it comes from people we admire and with their sincere goodwill. We are a fairly closed community overall. In my town of Springfield, I feel that there are some that consider people from the nearby cities of Columbus or Dayton, as "foreigners"- let alone someone from outside our country.
Springfield, Ohio

Have you not noticed that Americans don't give two shits what Europeans think of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies ... I don't give a rat's ass if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don't. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of shitty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dipshit. Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals.
Wading River, NY

Right on! Just wanted to say thanks from California for your effort and concern. This IS a very important election ... There are so many people here in the States that care about the impact America has on the rest of the world. I am personally saddened for the loss of all innocent lives. The best statement Americans can make to the rest of the world is to not elect Bush for president. Thank you so much for getting involved in our world.
California
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Consider this: stay out of American electoral politics. Unless you would like a company of US Navy Seals - Republican to a man - to descend upon the offices of the Guardian, bag the lot of you, and transport you to Guantanamo Bay, where you can share quarters with some lonely Taliban shepherd boys.
United States

I am a student and life-long resident of Clark County, Ohio. I just wanted you to know that this is a wonderful idea you've initiated; people here love and respect the United Kingdom, especially the prime minister. I hope this campaign will be successful for your newspaper and for us voters.
Springfield, Ohio

KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' LIMEY HANDS OFF OUR ELECTION. HEY, SHITHEADS, REMEMBER THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR? REMEMBER THE WAR OF 1812? WE DIDN'T WANT YOU, OR YOUR POLITICS HERE, THAT'S WHY WE KICKED YOUR ASSES OUT. FOR THE 47% OF YOU WHO DON'T WANT PRESIDENT BUSH, I SAY THIS ... TOUGH SHIT!
PROUD AMERICAN VOTING FOR BUSH!

Shame on you for using the people of Ohio like this. The US presidental election isn't just about foreign policy, it's about healthcare, taxes, education, transportation, natural resources and all manner of issues with little to no impact on the people of Britain.

We live in a globalised, interconnected world. If China shuts its borders to US imports, you better believe American companies, shareholders and workers are affected. Should US citizens therefore have a direct say in Chinese policies? No - Americans should demand that their own elected leaders address the issues with their Chinese counterparts. The British have a similar voice in US policies - through your own elected representatives who have any number of diplomatic, economic and military tools at their disposal. You vote for your leaders and we'll vote for ours. Your problem is with your leaders, not ours.
Washington DC

Real Americans aren't interested in your pansy-ass, tea-sipping opinions. If you want to save the world, begin with your own worthless corner of it.
Texas, USA

Thank you, thank you, thank you! What a wonderful idea! I am a US citizen who is scared to death that Bush and Klan will get back in. We need all the help we can get to ditch this bunch of maniacs.
United States

I just read a hilarious proposal to involve your readership in the upcoming US presidential election. At least, I'm hoping that it is genius satire. Nothing will do more to undermine the Democratic cause in Ohio than having patronising Brits wander around Clark County telling people how to vote. Just, for a second, imagine if the Washington Post sent folks from Ohio to do the same in Oxfordshire. I'm saying this as a Democrat, and as someone who has spent the last few years in the UK. That is, with all due respect. Please, please, be rational, and move slowly away from the self-defeating hubris.
United States

I enjoy reading your paper and agree with your politics, but this is really too much.Your plan, if carried out, will hurt the Bush opposition TERRIBLY. We cannot afford to have this associated with John Kerry or anyone else. It will be; the press is going in for a kill, days before the election.
United States

Your idea is superb and frankly, we need a little help over here right now.
Ohio

My dear, beloved Brits,
I understand the Guardian is sponsoring a service where British citizens write to Americans to advise them on how to vote. Thank heavens! I was adrift in a sea of confusion and you are my beacon of hope!

Feel free to respond to this email with your advice. Please keep in mind that I am something of an anglophile, so this is not confrontational. Please remember, too, that I am merely an American. That means I am not very bright. It means I have no culture or sense of history. It also means that I am barely literate, so please don't use big, fancy words.

Set me straight, folks!
Dayton, Ohio

Hey England, Scotland and Wales,
Mind your own business. We don't need weenie-spined Limeys meddling in our presidental election. If it wasn't for America, you'd all be speaking German. And if America would have had a president, then, of the likes of Kerry, you'd all be goose-stepping around Buckingham Palace. YOU ARE NOT WANTED!! Whether you want to support either party. BUTT OUT!!!
United States

Please be advised that I have forwarded this to the CIA and FBI.
United States

As an American who is very anti-Bush, I applaud your letter-writing campaign. I have read some of the letters that you published, and while I agree with most of the content, I also believe they will not be persuasive. This is because they are too aggressive and, as stated on your website, you don't know anything about these voters. If they happen to be leaning toward Bush, these letters will not put them off.
New York

THE AMERICAN TAXPAYERS HAVE SPENT TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS PROTECTING THE PEOPLES OF THE EU, AND WHAT DO WE GET IN RETURN. BETRAYAL, BETRAYAL, BETRAYAL. I HAVE BEEN TO YOUR COUNTRY, THE COUNTRY OF MY ANCESTORS, AND I KNOW WHY THEY LEFT.

MAY YOU HAVE TO HAVE A TOOTH CAPPED. I UNDERSTAND IT TAKES AT LEAST 18 MONTHS FOR YOUR GREAT MEDICAL SERVICES TO GET AROUND TO YOU. HAVE A GREAT DAY.
Harlan, Kentucky

We all enjoyed this at work. Cheers.
United States

Thank you for taking such an active interest in the elections here in America. I appreciate what the Guardian is doing. Your effort to reach out to "swing states" and make a difference is commendable. I hope that many of your readers will take your challenge to help make a change in Washington by contacting voters.
Clarke County, Georgia

Keep your noses out of our business. As I recall we kicked your asses out of our country back in 1776. We do not require input from losers and idiots on who we vote for in our own country. Fuck off and die asshole!!!!!
Knoxville, Iowa

Gentle folks at the Guardian,
In your plea to get your non-American readers to write to voters in Clark County, Iowa, you are correct that events in the US have had, and will have, effects on world events. For example, we have pulled your chestnuts out of the fire in two world wars that were occasioned by European diplomacy. Maybe you'd like a vote in which American president will oversee the next rescue. The next time you have elections in Great Britain, I shall endeavour to send names of your citizens to people in France, Iraq, India, the United Arab Emirates, Botswana, Pakistan, China and Argentina so that they may attempt to influence your election. It's only fair that everybody in the world should have a say in the selection of the prime minister.
California

Mind your own flipping business.
United States

Dear Guardian folks,
While I empathise with your plight, this attempt to influence voters by sending letters from foreigners will have a negative effect on your ultimate goal. You will cause people to empathise with the president, not the other way around. People will read these letters and say, "John Le who? Never heard of him, but who is he to tell me who to vote for?"
Ohio

I am a registered voter in Clark County, Ohio, and am very much interested in hearing what our overseas friends have to say about our election. You are correct in assuming that this election in the US is the most important election in memory. The threat of terrorism is a very real threat, not just in our country, but all over the world. In this day and age there must be worldwide unity against these fanatical groups who just hate. Not just Americans, but all western civilisation.
United States

Thanks for running this initiative. It may be the only way I get to have an impact on the American election, despite the fact that I'm a registered American voter. See, I vote in New York, which is solidly Democratic. Due to the electoral college system, once a majority is secured in any state, subsequent votes don't really matter. Whether NY goes 51% or 99%, the impact on who actually wins is the same. So thanks for the opportunity to impact somebody else's vote, where it may really matter.
Amsterdam, Holland

Who in the hell do you think you are??? Well, I'll tell you, you're a bunch of meddling socialist pricks! Stay the hell out of our country and politics. And another thing, John Kerry is a worthless lying sack of crap so it doesn't surprise me that a socialist rag like yours would back him. I hope your cynical ploy blows up in your cowardly faces, you bunch of mealy-mouthed morons!
United States

I used to visit the UK every year. I love the history and culture of your country. But after I heard about your campaign to influence our elections, I've decided that neither myself, nor my family will ever visit again. I'm offended by your campaign and because of it, I'm remembering more of the negative aspects I've seen in the UK than the positive ones. Though I still love the castles!
Detroit

Dear British friends,
I think you have an interesting idea to encourage international grassroots efforts, but I sincerely doubt most Springfielders are going to be influenced by letters from a country they probably can't even point to on a map. I wish you luck with your campaign, but I warn you that you're not likely to accomplish much.
Dayton, Ohio

You radical leftwingers are worse than the Taliban. I suggest you stand back and take a good hard look at yourselves.

PS: When do you propose to add Michael Moore to your staff of lunatics?
United States

I suggest that if a particular reader of the Guardian would like to vote in America - would really like to influence the American election, say - that reader should move to America, become a citizen of the United States. Everyone is welcome here. Even the readers of the Guardian. But if you don't wish to be an American, to live in Ohio, for instance, and participate in the American political process, that is too bad. Perhaps there is something wrong with you. Perhaps it is your teeth.
New York

Go back to sipping your tea and leave our people alone.
Ohio

As an American who is afraid of the terrible ramifications if Bush is elected, I commend your efforts to try to get Britons involved. Although many Americans would be critical of British people "meddling" with our politics and elections, all the world will share in the disaster if Bush is re-elected. Many of us are very concerned. I teach young adults, most of whom have been very uninvolved in voting and politics. Many of them are going to vote. We need all the help we can get.
United States

As a US citizen, I want to advise you that you and anyone that participates in subverting the US presidential election can be criminally charged and perhaps even charged as spies.
California

Thank God above for you English! Just when I was beginning to despair at the thought of Bush being re-elected, you come along with a strategy to help us! Your invitation to your readership and rationale for offering it are provocative at the least, and laudable at best.
Springfield, Ohio

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Oct 18 2004, 05:37 PM
:salute:

America, FUCK YEAH!

Download it. ;)

HAHAHA... some classics!

I don't give a rat's ass if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don't. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of shitty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dipshit. Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals.
Wading River, NY

:matey:

I've lived in both the USA and UK, and that bad teeth thing is just plain wrong. :D

AND we don't eat squirrels either!

and americans wonder why the rest of the world dont like them lolol

the world should hate americans like this. if our elections did not have an impact on the rest of the world, i would say these people were right. as it is, with Gods little buddy at the helm, iraq, afghanistan, north korea, syria, iran, terrorism etc etc... i would say the world should be extremely concerned about US presidential elections.

i wonder what romans were saying in their final days? most likely they were chanting with great confidence... "fuck you, we're romans and its none of your fucking business"

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Originally posted by Meat@Oct 19 2004, 05:20 AM
and americans wonder why the rest of the world dont like them lolol

Only some Americans care.....

I think Dennis Miller sums it up best:

"We are simultaneously the most loved, hated, feared, and respected nation on this planet. In short, we're Frank Sinatra. And Sinatra didn't become Sinatra playing down for punks outside the Fontainebleau [Hotel]."

JR I am sure you know history better, I think the Roman comparison is accurate, your just off by a few hundred years.

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Originally posted by urb@Oct 19 2004, 06:35 PM
I've lived in both the USA and UK, and that bad teeth thing is just plain wrong. :D

just becasue you and Tony Blair have nice pearly whites doesn't change the facts! I've seen the Simpsons go to England episodes.. there's no hiding the teeth problems you lot have!!

:awinky:

Some of the replies were quite polite I thought.. nicer than I would respond if a US Newspaper organised readers to post me a letter telling me who to vote for!

I can understand their point of view though.. I don't believe there is a US president in the last 100 years that has stirred up people to act like that, by using his power in a way that looks so reckless, and without regard for the rest of the world.

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Originally posted by urb@Oct 19 2004, 12:35 AM
I've lived in both the USA and UK, and that bad teeth thing is just plain wrong. :D

AND we don't eat squirrels either!

errrr realtives of mine though do eat hedgehog.

you bake it in clay and peel the spines away in the clay when its done...

tasty...

;-)))

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Originally posted by Mike AI+Oct 19 2004, 07:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Oct 19 2004, 07:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Meat@Oct 19 2004, 05:20 AM
and americans wonder why the rest of the world dont like them lolol

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 20 2004, 01:40 AM
Watch out for those Chinese.....

I think they will try and use the Olympics as a launch pad into more western markets.. and will be considered an equally muscular world power as the US within 15-20 years max.

I bet the US is scrambling for it's lost power in the UN and with former EU friends by then.. power that will be needed to stave off China's economic muscle taking all of Europe to their side of the table, communists or not.

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Oct 19 2004, 10:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Oct 19 2004, 10:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Oct 19 2004, 07:04 AM
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@Oct 19 2004, 05:20 AM
and americans wonder why the rest of the world dont like them lolol

Prediction...

The USA "empire" will fall in our or at best our children's lifetime.

Watch out for those Chinese..... [/b][/quote]

We do not have an empire.

Only our ideas, ideals, pop culture and technology dominate the world.

The Chinese are definately a long term threat, espeially in Asia.

For the record, I an an anglophile.... it is my roots, and I have a strong affinity for the home country.

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Oct 19 2004, 10:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Oct 19 2004, 10:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-urb@Oct 19 2004, 12:35 AM
I've lived in both the USA and UK, and that bad teeth thing is just plain wrong. :D

AND we don't eat squirrels either!

errrr realtives of mine though do eat hedgehog.

you bake it in clay and peel the spines away in the clay when its done...

tasty...

;-))) [/b][/quote]
So it's the pikey's fault the British hedgehog is in decline.

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crappy little island full of shitty food

Ah the irony, everyone knows that the US has the finest cuisine. :)

What is it with Americans and teeth? They can be 300lb of quivering fat, have a mullet and buy their clothes in a supermarket but hey they've got white teeth.

We are also responsible for the marked decline of " lucky heather"
too ;-)))

also ...Britain has some of best Restaurants in the World...
(hedgehog not always available)

In my day there was La Gavroche ,East Well Manor , Gravetyn Manor , La Manoir Aux quatres Saisons.....

Tons.... of them...I used to love bumming round Europe using the Relais and Chateaux guide as my bible as to where to eat and sleep.

( Note : " bumming round" in the language of Nickatilynx involved driving a Rolls Corniche or Bentley accompanied by either a like minded pikey , or a tall blonde woman (pikey descent optional)

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Oct 19 2004, 07:04 AM

JR I am sure you know history better, I think the Roman comparison is accurate, your just off by a few hundred years.

i was just commenting on the possible similarity in behaviors, not saying that the US is going to collapse sometime next week. if i was forced to guess, i would vote that the US is more likely to see its role, influence and power significantly reduced on the world stage in the next 50-100 years rather than increased.

hahah Nick, i just watched Snatch again before reading this thread. its one of my favorite movies of all time.

"for every action, there is a reaction and a pikey reaction is quite a thing"

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Originally posted by JR+Oct 19 2004, 01:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Oct 19 2004, 01:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI@Oct 19 2004, 07:04 AM

JR I am sure you know history better, I think the Roman comparison is accurate, your just off by a few hundred years.

Great film. :)

the accent was a little much , but the general feel both of the underworldishness and the "pitch" (campsite) was familar ;-))

Some cool quotes...

reading these made me remember what a good movie it was...might be time to watch it and "Lock Stock and 2 smoking Barrels" again :)

Turkish : [narrating] It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble explaining why a man died in their campsite? Not when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp. It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy, 'The Tit', is praying. And if he isn't he fucking should be.

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Avi : Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony : You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

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Bullet Tooth Tony : You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Brick Top : Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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Turkish : Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy : It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish : No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy : It's for protection.
Turkish : Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

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Turkish : Well, do you want to do it?
Mickey : That depends.
Turkish : On what?
Mickey : On you buying this caravan. Not the rouge one, the rose.
Turkish : It's not the same caravan.
Mickey : It's not the same fight.
Turkish : It's twice the fucking size of the last one.
Mickey : Turkish, the fight is twice the size. And me ma still needs a caravan. I like to look after me ma. It's a fair deal. Take it.
Turkish : Mickey, you're lucky we aren't worm food after your last performance. Buying a tart's mobile palace is a little fucking rich.
[Realizes his mistake]
Turkish : I wasn't calling your mum a tart. I just meant...
Mickey : Save your breath for cooling your porridge. Hey, look
[starts talking incoherently]
Mickey : Right. And she's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue. Have I made myself clear, lads?
Turkish : Yeah, that's perfectly clear, Mickey. Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague.
[to Tommy]
Turkish : Did you understand a single word of what he just said?

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Avi : I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.

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Bullet Tooth Tony : Avi, pull your socks up.

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Turkish : You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

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Bullet Tooth Tony : So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny : These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony : Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

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Brick Top : I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm hard Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

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[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone : I didn't see it.
Vinny : It's a two fucking ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts now is it?
Tyrone : It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny : It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.

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Turkish : [looks at the caravan] Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
Tommy : Why me?
Turkish : Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy : How's that?
Turkish : You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
Tommy : What's wrong with this one?
Turkish : [Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. I'm just not sure about the colour.

damn you Nick now I'm gonna have to rewatch both of those again ;-)))

.... one of the bests lines from lock stock and two smoking barrels:

Rory Breaker : If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

:rokk:

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Originally posted by MikeW@Oct 19 2004, 11:26 AM
damn you Nick now I'm gonna have to rewatch both of those again ;-)))

.... one of the bests lines from lock stock and two smoking barrels:

Rory Breaker : If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

:rokk:

Oh Lord.

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Originally posted by Anthony+Oct 19 2004, 01:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Oct 19 2004, 01:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MikeW@Oct 19 2004, 11:26 AM
damn you Nick now I'm gonna have to rewatch both of those again ;-)))

.... one of the bests lines from lock stock and two smoking barrels:

Rory Breaker : If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

:rokk:

Oh Lord. [/b][/quote]
Awesoeme quote :)

What Ant ? ;-)))

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Oct 19 2004, 05:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Oct 19 2004, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

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Originally posted by Anthony@Oct 19 2004, 01:52 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-MikeW

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@Oct 19 2004, 11:26 AM
damn you Nick now I'm gonna have to rewatch both of those again ;-)))

.... one of the bests lines from lock stock and two smoking barrels:

Rory Breaker : If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

:rokk:

Oh Lord.

Awesoeme quote :)

What Ant ? ;-))) [/b][/quote]
Oh come on, how many times have I heard that quote?!

:)

a few times....

Ok , 50 times absolutely tops :)