Q: Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?
A: Two Testicles.

Q: How is a woman like a laxitive?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q: Whats brown and sits on top of a piano bench?
A: Motzarts first movement.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?
A: One is a flaming Nazi gas bag and.. err nevermind.

Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So webmasters coule get laid.

Q: What do you call a phillipino walking a dog?
A: A vegetarian.

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: The same as a French kiss but down-under.

Q: Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q: What are the small bumps around a nipple for?
A: Its Braille for 'suck here'.

Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A: A Mechanic.

I told you they were crap :biglaugh: